Archive for January 2007
January 1, 2007
· 8-Year-Old Editorial on O'Reilly
· Animal Sacrifices Maim 1,400 in Turkey
· Japan TV apologizes for "topless" New Year's Eve shock
· O.J.'s Book: Back by Next Christmas?
· The stories you'd like to forget
· Fifth-Grader Helps Keep Soup Kitchen Open
· The top stories on PilotOnline.com in 2006
· 2006 Darwin Awards
· Tyson released after Ariz. drug arrest
January 2, 2007
· 2006 News Bloopers
· The Top 10 Creepiest Fast Food Mascots
· Evangelist sued for claiming that God heals
· 100 most annoying things of 2006
· Even on aisle 9, Esteban rocks on
· Chicken Shop Owner Allegedly Sets Fire
· Gas cooker blows up island
January 3, 2007
· Woman sues son over ruined nude pics
· Starbucks cutting trans fats from food
· Sony patents Segway-esque skateboard
· UFO crashes in SA
· Things Geeks Did on New Year's Eve
· Dramatic rescue on N.Y. subway tracks
· Saddam co-defendants to be executed Thurs.
· How to beat the Crane Game
· Pat Robertson: God told me of 'mass killing' in 2007
· Study: Toenails hold tobacco carcinogens (I gotta quit)
· Jupiter police: Construction worker crosses street, robs bank
· Hungary's hip-hop cops have the high-ups a-flutter
· Scandal: Cheerleaders Run Amok in Texas
January 4, 2007
· Two-faced
· KEN RUSSELL FLASHES EX-MISS GREAT BRITAIN
· Another 'Saddam suicide'
· Mysterious Object Crashes Through Roof
· Duke Lacrosse Accuser Gives Birth
· Robot mother helps South Koreans prepare for birth
January 5, 2007
· Dog Lost in Colorado Found in Tennessee
· Official caught off-roading in preserve
· Russian Rocket Comes Down Over Wyo.
· Pants thief has leg up on victims
· 2007 may be hottest yet
· Nurses Protest Burger Restaurant
· 3 caught drink-driving same car
· Intruder trying to steal guns, jewelry gets a beating
· GM releases Chevy Camaro photos
· Alleged Burglar Has Booze, Passes Out
· Dead man 'wouldn't pay for sex'
· Ford CEO Cancels Order for Lexus
· Man barely gets to celebrate new year
· Thugware for Geeks.
· Deadly Drug Deal
· It's so fun! farting baby
January 6, 2007
· Playtime: Monkey Kick-Off
· Woman's Bra Saves Her From Bullet
· Wacky Warning Label Contest
January 7, 2007
· Rodeo owner comments on Borat film
· US Army urges dead to re-enlist
· Woman Accused of Killing Husband for Boob Job
· Lego factory
· Leo Laporte Gets Pwned By Search Engine
· Self-Cleaning Underwear Goes Weeks Without Washing
· Monk-E-Mail
January 8, 2007
· And now, the bicycle jetpack
· Florida stuck with aging ice cubes
· Man Pays Library $171, 47-Year Late Fee
· Decatur car salesman swallows swords to seal sales at dealership
· Celebrities Get Tasered
· 'Tigger' accused of smacking young fan
· 72-Degree Day Breaks Record in New York. Taxes still suck.
January 9, 2007
· World's Smallest 'Country' for Sale
· Call Center The Movie
· Milk cancels health benefit of drinking tea: study
· 4th Dimension Roller Coaster
· Teenager Chasing Wrong Girl For Kiss Rams Her Car, Ends In Jail
· Man Crashes Car Through Jail Gate in Broward
· Man Fights to Take Wife's Name in Marriage
· Burglar Runs From Home Sans Pants
· Mystery as thousands of dead birds fall from sky
· Zoo puts humans on display
· Birthday-suit parties all the rage for Ivy League students
January 10, 2007
· Stolen Library Book Leads to Shooting?
· Intruder's slick ways leave greasy smudges (w\optional video)
· Offensive plate complaints to Florida DMV @ The Smokin Gun
· 5318008, 376006 and more......
· America The Free? Bangor Makes It Illegal to Smoke in Cars
· Americans Head West, Southeast; Say 'Goodbye' to Central Northeast Region
· Howard SternÂ’s Sirius question is answered
· Big Brother star's implants to go under the hammer
· The XBOX 360 Exchange: A Christmas Story
· R.I.P Scooby-Doo, The Jetsons animator dies
· Playtime: Skidoo TT
· Sometimes you don't want to do a funny face
· Cops' murder dash a dummy run
January 11, 2007
· A Meteorite Lands in a N.J. Bathroom
· Korean 'Special Warfare Command' Drill In Snow
· Yale Choir Assaulted; No Arrests By SFPD
· R.I.P 'Munsters' star Yvonne De Carlo dies
· Cops: Mail delivered through snow, sleet and boozy haze
· J.J. Abrams Talks 'Trek'
· Part II: Cocaine on '100% of Irish euros' (previous story 94% on Spanish banknotes)
· I Love NY? Cold Front Will Drop Denver Temperatures 60 Degrees
· Able-bodied parkers try lots of excuses
· MajorGeeks Locals: Suspect Escapes from Police Custody, hides in SheriffÂ’s Office lobby
· PC World editor slain at California home
· Disney takes brochures out of hotels, businesses across state
· Cisco Sues Apple Over Use of iPhone Name. iDontCare.
· Moms, kids arrested in R.I. school brawl
· Dubuque couple arrested for drug possession at school
· 14-year-old driver nabbed with drunk mum as passenger
· Fla. beer-craver smashes wall for brew
January 12, 2007
· Cake crumbs lead police to robbers
· Man shoots friend in argument over height of late soul singer James Brown
· Teacher guilty in Norwich porn case
· Couple confesses to killing noisy neighbors
· William Shatner Leaks Plot of New Star Trek Movie
· BTK killer's house to be razed, turned into park
· Trip To Wal-Mart
· Ebay: MiG 21F USSR Military Aircraft
· Florida Homeowner Catches Burglar, Breaks His Nose (Mug shot)
· Florida Man Trying to Kill Bees Sets Home Ablaze
· U.S. staff sergeant relieved of duties after posing nude for Playboy
· Teacher accused of sex with 13 year-old boy gets more jail time for probation violation
· Rusty and Audrey Griswold: Where Are They Now?
· Over-the-counter Viagra sales unlikely (stiff opposition to the plan)
· Burke County Jail Escapees Captured In Concord (Other inmates stay in cells)
· Florida Woman Ticketed For Putting Up Light To Slow Speeding Drivers
· Game console can be porn gateway (Duh, its called the internet)
January 13, 2007
· Florida student choked by assistant principal
· African Lion Kisses, Hugs Woman Who Saved It
· The Pirate Bay plans to buy island
· Man Arrested for Stealing Women's Undies
· Felony Charges Against Trooper In Nude Pics Posting Tossed
· Want to be sexy? Eat these foods (I was hoping for burgers and twinkees)
· Orlando Man Sues Club Over Quality Of Women (W\Video)
· 'Virgin Mary' Seen In Texas Grocery Store Freezer
· What I Did Over Christmas Vacation
· Runaway Bride, Groom Drop Lawsuits
· PlayStation 3 Supply Surpasses Demand, Wii's now short
· Travelling zoo
· Daytona robbery suspects nabbed after posing as victims
January 14, 2007
· Man who drowned in Roanoke River was in Carilion Police custody
· Water drinking fatal to woman
· Tracking bikersÂ’ speed smacks of ‘big brotherÂ’ (as do helmet laws)
· Mothers Work's rather unexpected labor pain
· National attention for child pleading for return of dead mother's stolen videotapes
· Overcrowding in the Pinellas County Jail
· Drunk bridegroom spent wedding night in jail
· Prosecutor Accused in NYC Call Girl Biz
· Puppies Of Show Winning Dog Stolen From Conn. Home
· Group brings medieval re-enactors together
January 15, 2007
· 6th Annual No Pants! Subway Ride
· No More Kickball and Dodge Ball? (Sure, but keep serving them soda and burgers)
· Marvel Super Heroes 2007 Stamps
· High Court to Hear 'Overslept' Defense (Define "high")
· Woman tries to run down boyfriend with son, 9, in car. Mugshot alert.
· Cops oblige man yelling 'Kill me!'
· Hummer H3 Country Squire Edition?!
January 16, 2007
· Vallejo man's cell phone ignites in pocket, causing serious burns
· 51% of Women Are Now Living Without Spouse
· Skull shows possible human/Neanderthal breeding
· Priest accused of stealing money denies he lead a double life
· R.I.P Millionaire Secret Santa dies
· Inmates escape, bring stolen goods back to jail, RCMP suspect
· 4 Killed When Car Makes U-Turn
· Police Ticket Blitz Burns Up Yonkers Mayor
· Big breasts: how to distinguish between fake and real
January 17, 2007
· Sorvino pulled gun in dispute
· Snake 'Whacking Day' comes to Sydney
· Ohio Boys Take Joy Ride on a Train
· Bungled Burglar Busted For Knocking On Wrong Door
· Neteller Execs Charged in Gambling Case
· Lawyer Found Nude In CJC With Young Teen
· NorCal FM Station Fires 10 After Contest Death
January 18, 2007
· Sex pests 'could have hormone injections'
· Air Force colonel reports lights 'not of this world'
· Va. lawmaker draws fire for slavery comment
· School ends slave-master role playing teaching exercise after complaint
· Washington Runaway, 9, Steals Car, Sneaks Onto Flight to Texas
· Woman In Water-Drinking Contest Dies
January 19, 2007
· 'Wild Cambodia jungle-girl' found
· Update: Rural officer just out of police academy charged in drug sting
· Ice Chunk Crashes Through Delaware Co. Home
· Gay's Anatomy
· Gallery exhibits artwork that'll tickle anyone's fancy
· Seinfeld: Master of a More Expensive Domain (Thanks J Glenn)
· Girl throws fit after getting new car wrong color...
· Florida Friday: Photos Of Buttocks-Grabbing Man Released
· Florida Friday: Road to nowhere
· Florida Friday: Father Says He Shot Son With BB Gun To Teach Lesson (Video)
· Florida Friday: Twiggy the Water-Skiing Squirrel (Video)
· Cheerleaders steal audience's attention from athletes (I didnt read the article either)
· Consumer Reports retreats on car seats
· Fiance of Memphis Judge Accused of Paying Woman for Sex With 8-Year-Old Daughter
January 20, 2007
· Rocker's Inaugural Act Creates Stir
· eBay: Heart of Stone
· Man Hanging From Billboard
January 21, 2007
· Australian officials pay private eyes to have sex with prostitutes
· Can red wine help you live forever?
· Batmobile For Sale
· Amsterdam to get statue to honor prostitutes
· Dream Along with Mickey (Articulated Characters)
· Top Banks Ordered to Hand Over Records of Online Gambling (State lottery, casinos still ok)
· Pillow fighting goes professional
· Car salesmen accused of taking life savings
· Drunk man rescued from chimney
· Steve Irwin action figure on its way (Stingray sold separately)
· 2007 MV Agusta F4CC - $120,000
· Duck shot by Florida hunter survives 2 days in refrigerator
· Mom In Trouble For Boozy Slumber Party
January 22, 2007
· Good samaritans offer California skunk a ride home (Thanks, Mark L)
· Ebay: Lifesize Lara Croft Tomb Raider Statue RARE!!!!!!
· Playtime: Rosie vs. Trump
· Phone thief repents after 21 text messages
· Father of all mix-ups with teen
January 23, 2007
· AIDS group to sue Pfizer over Viagra ads
· Black Caucus: Whites Not Allowed
· Stricken freighter draws treasure hunters
· Woman Gets Stuck in Bathtub for 4 Days
· Early labor so husband can watch Bears
· Owner of ritzy shop sues homeless for $1 million
· Mexican prosecutors: man who tried to commit suicide beaten to death by police
· Snow Crash Pinball (Thanks Lev who said she would slap me if I didnt thank her)
· Man arrested for smuggling 500 parrots in a car
· Man Picking Up Toys In Road Hit By Van, Killed
· Mummified baby found inside storage unit
· LOL: Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology
· 3-YEAR OLD KICKED OFF FLIGHT OVER TANTRUM
· Some cops in Tijuana resorting to slingshots
January 24, 2007
· Ebay: Ashampoo CFO auctions off his Porsche for the good cause
· Boy Put In 'Body Sock' At School Outrages Parent
· Cheers have some wound up
· Paris Hilton's Private Items on Internet
· Part 2: Dad's the wrong word, five times over
· Aliens ask wrong people in van about work
· Woman arrested after high-speed pursuit
· Dutch shock at proposed dating show for 'visibly disfigured'
January 25, 2007
· AT&T - Hard at work...
· Boy's screaming kills chickens?
· Chavez Says Castro 'Almost Jogging'
· Skydiver charged with murder after love rival fell 13,000ft to her death
· MLK party with fried chicken, gang apparel upsets students at Tarleton State
· And Van Halen Will Rock
· McDonald's Japan limits sales of popular Mega Mac due to low stocks
· Microwave experiments cause sponge disasters (I can see the sponge warning labels now)
· Nicole Kidman, 7 others hurt on movie set
January 26, 2007
· Man says his pizza delivery included marijuana
· U.S. home to set world price record at $155 mln
· Charges laid in '64 race killings
· Florida gets the day off: UConn law student party photos @ Smoking Gun
· Runaway Bride Story to Become Rock Opera
· Man just can't resist female mannequins (Thanks Jeff)
· Never give an iguana Viagra (Should make an interesting warning label)
· Fugitive with sick mom spotted at racetrack in singer's tour bus
January 27, 2007
· 'Monster Garage' Host James to Pay Fine
· Porn and Pancakes?
· Scientist Develops Caffeinated Doughnuts
· Police Track Suspected Dealer on MySpace
· Official: Recruiter, coach had sex with students
· Girl Scout selling cookies threatened with shotgun
· Police refuse to chase 'helmetless' bike thieves
· MaximÂ’s 50 Lamest Things of All Time!
· Unser Jr. charged with DUI after crash (I thought he drove the Marlboro car.)
· N.J. Warns Against Eating Squirrels
· Two men arrested in vehicle part thefts
· I <img border ="0" src="heart.gif"> NY
January 28, 2007
· Stolen Bigfoot statue found without feet
January 29, 2007
· Fla. Teen Gets $35G in Topless Lawsuit
· Pot-Running Arizona Granny Gets 3 Years
· Robbers take man's ashes from Roanoke County home
· Manager Puts Camera In Waffle House Bathroom
· Dogs -- and ducks -- no longer welcome in many bars, diners
· Elderly Woman Outwits Cop Impersonator (With photos)
· TV News Truck Breaks Through Ice (while reporting about bad ice)
· Part III: 'She's alive!': Duck ducks death a third time
· Fla. Gives Gun Permits to Felons
· Labor Camp Owner Sentenced to 30 Years
· Prince Charles shoots hoops in Harlem
· UK X-RAY SPIES TO SEE YOU NUDE -- ON THE STREET!
· MORE: Two lights circling in sky over Honolulu
· Hamster Crash beats Big Brother
· 12-year-old boy undergoes sex change
January 30, 2007
· Sour Puss Sweetened by Prozac
· Ice falls from the sky, totals car
· Miami plans big party when Castro dies
· John Dvorak hacks Mac fans (Like anyone took him seriously in the first place)
· Paradegoer Reports Rape, Jailed On Warrant
· Lawyer, client charged with DUI
· Eco-friendly homes 'face tax hike'
· Part III (or IV or something) Microwaving Sponges Might Not Kill Germs
· McDonald's Tops Starbucks in Coffee Taste Test
· Officer Shoots Naked Student With Taser Gun -- Twice (Video, but not of the tasing)
· Clay Aiken To Appear On Jimmy Kimmel Special (Insert cricket sound effect here)
January 31, 2007
· Woman jailed after reporting rape
· Coin Shortage Means a Penny Could Be Worth 5 Cents Soon
· Hobbit-sized human who lived 18,000 years ago was 'separate species'
· Bowling alley rolls with nudist nights (Thanks Jeff)
· Woman Becomes Quadruple Amputee After Giving Birth
· Virtual goods no longer for sale on eBay
