Archive for February 2007

February 1, 2007

· Eagle carrying deer head knocks out power for 10,000
· Turner Broadcasting "regrets" Boston security scare
· Scented soaps may cause rare condition in boys
· Super Bowl ad doesn't mention product
· Playtime: Castle Smasher
· Flying Car: the Ultimate Rescue Vehicle?
· Talk Your Way Out of a Ticket
· West Valley man arrested after calling 911 over toothache

February 2, 2007

· Fake employer took women's urine samples
· Florida Friday: Overnight Tornado Kills 2; Hundreds Of Homes Damaged In Central Fla.
· Florida Friday: Bradenton officer punished for insubordination
· Florida Friday: Florida Hunter Bags a Hermaphrodite Deer
· Florida Friday: Shaq's '911' Chase
· Florida Friday: Dolphin's Toy Mistaken for a Bomb
· Florida Friday: Lake Worth woman charged with prompting shooting over parking
· Florida Friday: Woman Claims She Found Blade in McMuffin (Go Bradenton!)
· Florida Friday: Another Central Fla. Teen Brawl Posted Online
· Sleepwalking woman had sex with strangers
· The ultimate chain restaurant nutrition guide

February 3, 2007

· Meth Users Turning To Urine To Get High
· Mensa reject of the week; Picture of stolen cross may be on MySpace
· Fittest milkman in the west
· Calculation puts a lid on bickering over toilet seat
· Nude Driver Caught For Third Time (Photos and video, enjoy that)
· Teen Accuses Record Companies Of Collusion
· Clown-masked thief breaks into condo
· Police Investigating Possible Fake Sobriety Stops
· I <img border ="0" src="heart.gif"> NY; Wild Limo Chase In Westchester. Yup, video.
· Part II: Clemson students apologize for 'gangsta' party

February 4, 2007

· Women, Not Men, Choose Spouses on Island
· Scratch 'n smell phone is born
· Dutch gym to introduce 'Naked Sunday'
· Court Rules for Man Arrested for Cursing
· Cops Arrest Chewbacca-Clad Street Performer After Head-Butt
· Vista Upgrade Prank v1.00

February 5, 2007

· Atlantic City Gambler Gives Birth On Casino Floor
· Sexpresso coffee shops take Seattle by storm
· Ryan O'Neal arrested for assaulting son
· Life's looking merrier for an earless terrier
· Dead Sodas
· Man charged for illegally buying grave markers

February 6, 2007

· A DOHC tank motor in a Mustang?
· Seat belt stop nabs international fugitive
· Snowmobiler cited stump hazard
· Love is ... a pair of really good jeans
· Have-a-go heroine fights masked raider
· Former Miss Brazil tells police she's OK
· Fla. Communities Weigh Storm Warnings
· Second DIA close-call in a month under investigation
· Astronaut Charged With Kidnap Attempt (With mug shots, thanks Geoff)
· R.I.P: G.T, a longtime forum member and frequent poster.
· Snickers pulls plug on Super Bowl smooch ad

February 7, 2007

· A Bobcat walked into the museum of South Texas History
· CAVEMAN'S CRIB
· Human slingshot video
· Tidy Up: Ikea Ad
· It's like watching paint dry, but more exciting...

February 8, 2007

· WOMAN WHO TOOK WRONG BUS LOST FOR 25 YEARS
· Prince Harry's night with Madonna
· Bill Banning iPods In Crosswalks Slated For Albany
· Radar of corporate jets leaving the Superbowl
· Kids who get less sleep weigh more, study finds
· Not Soothing: Couple Gets Probation In Sex Scheme (Pics)
· Milkman run over by own van
· Play's Controversial Title Leads To Complaints, Change
· Teen girl admits making up rape story
· Mother serves 50 days for truant teen
· Albany man accused of lewdness aboard ski gondola
· Bears Fan Loses Bet and Changes Name (Thanks John G)
· Bears fan prepares to become Peyton Manning
· Fake Hostage Video Draws L.I. College Rebuke
· RIP: Anna Nicole Smith dies at 39

February 9, 2007

· Windows 386 Promo Video (Thanks Kodo)
· $1 million Canadian coin in the works? (Thanks Mark L)
· Florida Friday: Trip to bar ends in wild chase, charges
· Florida Friday: Pair Robbed In Driveway After Visiting Gun Range
· Florida Friday: Lauderhill sixth-grader turns knife on 2 bullies
· Florida Friday: Woman taken off plane for talking on cell phone
· Florida Friday: Bull Sharks Sink Boat Off Fla. Coast
· Florida Friday: Orlando: Please Do Not Feed The Homeless
· Final Footage of Anna Nicole Smith Sells for Over $500,000
· Woman Burps Her Way Into Jail

February 10, 2007

· Clerk at gas station was selling pot on the side, police say
· Pay the extra for delivery!
· Italian Dressing Instead Of Ranch Prompted Stabbing
· Bodybuilder says Robertson threatened to kill him and his family
· Truck Spills 40 Tons of Cow Intestines
· 'CSI' Trio Allegedly Enter Wrong Place

February 11, 2007

· Is Anna Nicole Still dead?
· Grand Canyon Skywalk opens deep divide
· Ebay: John F Kennedy Assassination Shooters Perch Window JFK

February 12, 2007

· Angry German tourist drops pants at airport X-ray machine
· Vamlumtimes
· Trash-Filled Car Crashes In West Yarmouth
· One Trailer, Hold the Trash
· Local man sues Disney for $50-million
· North High students aim for the sky
· Elderly couple busted for confining, starving daughter (40) to death
· I <img border ="0" src="heart.gif"> NY: More snow on the way for New York
· Playtime: Soldat

February 13, 2007

· 10 Worst Drivers Ever Caught on Video
· Viagra sold over counter on Valentine's Day
· Couldn't wait for Friday: Restaurant holds fundraiser for arrested astronaut
· Former Boca Raton Teacher Poses For Playboy
· CNN denies Nigerian allegations of staging report
· Missing Shopping Carts
· Man Busted For Cursing Agent's Mother
· Winter blast bears down on Midwest
· Valentine bouquets 'are bad for the planet'
· #5: Bodyguard Of Anna Nicole Smith: I Could Be Daddy
· BofA aims new credit card at illegal immigrants
· Girl, 10, charged in assault over bump in Target aisle
· Got milk? Got beer!
· 6,124 Couples Kiss, Break World Record
· 'Bullwinkle Is Going to Stomp Somebody'

February 14, 2007

· Teacher Going To Jail For Pop-Up Porn
· Build the ultimate Millennium Falcon
· Sharks kill four people worldwide in "dull" year
· Cross-dressing lawyer in New Zealand hangs up his dress after guilty verdict

February 15, 2007

· TEACHER 'BOOKED'
· Magistrate judge to decide if couple will be prosecuted for 'stalking' officer
· I <img border ="0" src="heart.gif"> NY: Zoo offers pay-per-view animal love
· Robot suit to assist Japan’s elderly as early as 2008
· Pastor cites 'misunderstanding' of ministry
· Sexual encounter turns bloody
· Mug shots @ The Smoking Gun
· Must be low on Anna Nicole news today..... If you don't get it.. Don't write about it.

February 16, 2007

· Florida Friday: Tim Hardaway: 'I Hate Gay People', S. Fla. Reacts
· Florida Friday: U.S. agents raid Florida offices of boy band creator
· Florida Friday: 25-foot tall coconut palm tree stolen from yard in Delray
· Florida Friday: Police: Mallet-Wielding Man Robs Subway Shop
· Hey, There's My Car! Victim Spots Stolen Vehicle
· Elephant goes wild at polo tournament, takes on minibus
· Dog's Ear Severed, Glued On By Groomer, Owner Says
· I <img border ="0" src="heart.gif"> NY: Clarkstown Cop In Hot Water After Nude Photo Taken

February 17, 2007

· Tonight's the night 'Harry Potter' dares to bare
· Bionic eye restores sight to the blind
· Paraglider Survives High-Flying Ordeal
· 84 Year-old woman admits to sex with 11 year-old boy
· The Real Hustle - How To Get Free Drinks 2
· Ebay: SAVE JERRY FALWELL FROM THE LANDFILL! DEED TO 1 ACRE!
· Tourism official in Victoria defends ad that promises a "perfect orgasm"

February 18, 2007

· Andrew Victim Gets Power After 15 Years
· Mummified body found in front of blaring TV
· Fortune tellers: Year of Pig will bring disaster
· Multi-millionaires create traffic jam in the skies over Naples
· Free coffee offered for info on gunman
· Daytona 500 @ 3:00 EST today
· Teacher accused of sex offense. Pic with larger view available. Don't do it.

February 19, 2007

· DOUBLE DRIBBLE: Hardaway now says 'I don't hate gay people'
· Please kill me off, begs Harry Potter star
· Britney Spears made a late-night dash to hospital after cutting off all her hai
· Big Chill Hits South Florida Overnight (I feel your pain... -50 degrees)
· New CMO Plans to Clip the Aflac Duck's Wings (It's like watching the Apprentice)
· Wellington banks robbed 'on the trot'
· Many Playboy Playmates have died young
· Harry's minder in Iraq
· 'Flat Daddy' keeps bonds alive
· "Flat Tim" for my "Flat Daddy" Florida friends
· Bourbon producers expanding plants in Kentucky
· Mission to find missing 18-year-old leads to more effective search procedures
· Apple CEO Jobs attacks teacher unions
· Pot no longer hot
· Feast Your Eyes on Van Halen 2.0!!

February 20, 2007

· Man in plane dispute shot with a Taser
· Bag the cat? Scratches may be least of worries
· Grenade Found In Burger King
· National Pancake Day
· Five plead guilty to bilking investors in years-long scam
· Patients hooked on drugs from internet doctor 'intent on lining his pockets'
· Best- And Worst-Selling Cars 2007
· Revenge of the spam
· Fallston woman, 61, hurt in sled crash
· Police chase suspect with video
· 50 MOST LOATHSOME (50, lol)

February 21, 2007

· Man Returns From Visit, Trips on Corpse
· Girl, 8, makes 100 prank 911 calls
· I'm on step six
· Britney: 'I shaved my head because of lice'
· Workout...
· 9/11 attacks 'an incident'
· VIDEO: Bull charges cop car in Massachusetts
· No Butts About It, Cheeky Goalie Ejected
· The ancient girl with the golden eye: 5,000 year old priestess found
· Man Kicks In Door, Mistakes Movie For Cries For Help

February 22, 2007

· Extra-special cat has 26 toes
· S.C. Monks Deny Cruelty Allegations
· Glenside school sued over forbidding Jesus costume
· Mounties help deer buck can (Thanks RW1)
· Fighting surgeons leave patient in the lurch
· Two clowns shot dead at circus
· 'Find the Illegal Immigrant'

February 23, 2007

· U.S. Tourist in Costa Rica Kills Mugger
· Men-free tourism island planned
· Police blow up foul-mouthed CDs that blared in church
· Elite girls' christian school investigates naked shenanigans.
· Florida Friday: Tampa Middle School Principal Charged With Buying Crack
· Florida Friday: Wal-Mart Rattlesnake Victim Issues Warning
· Florida Friday: Officer Took 24 Minutes to Respond to a Call 3 Miles Away
· Florida Friday: Pine Cone Collectors Find Skull In Woods

February 24, 2007

· Joe Rogan proves Carlos Mencia steals material - Gets dropped by agent and Comedy Store because of it.
· NASA plan for duct tape, tranqualizers for unruly Astronauts. (HOSTEL in SPACE)
· Joyce Hatto - The Ultimate Recording Hoax - Part 1

February 25, 2007

· Rat-Infested KFC Passed Health Inspection
· Mexican anger over US 'trespass'
· Duke Lacrosse Makes Triumphant Return
· Broke Jackson Family to Tour Again

February 26, 2007

· Things Other People Accomplished When They Were Your Age
· Man stabbed in puppy theft
· 'The Departed' wins best-picture Oscar
· German protests jail term up a pole
· Honest, officer, I broke the law
· Olympian Gardner survives small plane crash
· I've found the coffin of Jesus, says film director
· Police say 76-year-old man tried to solicit two minor females for sex
· Alcohol and Ammo (Git-R-Done)
· I'm hoping to die happy
· Gore pulled off Oscars stage before presidential 'announcement'
· Girl lost in poker game pleads for help

February 27, 2007

· 11 killed at Pakistani kite-flying festival
· Human plane
· Control, alt, sit?
· Gaming Tattoo Gone Wrong
· Man aged 107 forsakes sex for longevity: paper
· Monty Python's SPAMALOT
· Train Slices Through Mobile Home (Pics AND video)
· Man assaulted after he wakes up to find a woman urinating in his front yard
· Construction Workers Caught Drinking On The Job
· Gore gets heat for his electric bills
· San Mateo Woman Told To Remove 'Messages From God'
· Caught On Camera: Car Crashes Line At The DMV
· Iowa man discovers he's a lucky 'idiot'
· Ebay: Robotic Arm Turned Into Ride For Sale

February 28, 2007

· Woman Arrested For Trying To Set Family On Fire
· Runaway beer barrels bombard village (Thanks RW1)
· Hepatitis A warning for SI party
· Granny finds grenade in groceries