Archive for April 2007
April 1, 2007
· April Fool's Pranks For Nerds
· Two people bitten by sharks at St. Lucie County beaches
· Surveillance Video Shows Gunman At Orlando Daycare
· Officials: Prostitute had sex with boy, 12
· Fake volcano ignites, makes guests flee
· Bello the Clown Broken Over Lost Bike
April 2, 2007
· Some April Fools gags
· 12-year-old's vacuum expertise turns him into budding TV star.
· Dear Mayor: Canada is not another state. It is a foreign country.
· Man jailed for voyeurism, burglary
· Retirement community sues to oust toddler
· 'That Announcer Guy' finally gets due
· Police quiz boy, 10, for calling schoolfriend 'gay'
April 3, 2007
· Train beats speed record, (350+ mph)...
· After 22 years in prison, man exonerated
· For Sale: 1982 Pontiac Knight Rider K.I.T.T. car 2-Door Coupe
· Mr. Universe arrested while in insulin shock
· Eight-graders charged with trying to poison teacher
· Wash. Man, 101, Passes Driver's Test
· Grandad builds his own 90-seat pub to beat the smoking ban
· Don't touch that office chair! Health and Safety demand 48 hours notice to move
· (Google) TiSP, Going with the Flow...
April 4, 2007
· Woman loses battle to turn dead dad into diamond
· Keith Richards: I Snorted My Father
· Pupils bully teachers by posting 'inappropriate pictures' on the internet
· Woman told she is 'too fat' to adopt
· Jim from MajorGeeks has reproduced. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
· Part II: Keith Richards Snorting Of Dad Was A Joke (Stick to music brother)
· Ex-corrections officer sentenced to county work-release program
· Middle school teacher accused of teasing child about weight
· Don't make me axe you again
· Woman, 30, posed as teenage boy for more than a year; accused of assaulting 14-y
· Ala. Woman on Horseback Charged With DUI
April 5, 2007
· *69 for Valium: Drug-Dispensing Tooth Could Be Controlled By Cell Phone
· Teacher Accused Of Watching Students Fight
· The OJ Simpsons (The Lost Episodes)...
· 4,000 flash mob dancers startle commuters at Victoria
· Firefighter caught in bikini
· Part 2: Fla. student who mooned teacher sues
· Fracas in Caracas over booze ban for Easter
· Horror fan slashed sleeping pal's face with Freddy Krueger-style glove
· I <img border ="0" src="heart.gif"> NY: NYC gives away 5 million official condoms in 1st month
· Japanese military leak due to porn: report
· VA Patient Has Wrong Testicle Removed
· Home trashed after Craigslist hoax
· Girls Gone Wild Founder Ordered to Jail
April 6, 2007
· Disney opens Fairy Tale Weddings to gays
· Girls Gone Wild' Boss Won't Surrender
· Oldsmar man pleads not-guilty in alleged telemarketing scam
· Florida housing sex offenders under bridge
· Shootin' in Da Club: Florida Lineman Wilson Arrested
· 13-Year-Old Arrested In School For Writing On Desk
· Substitute teacher put clothespins on kids' lips
· The robots are running riot! Quick, bring out the red tape
· Bill would require pimps to be tested for HIV/AIDS
April 7, 2007
· Principal Sues Youths Over MySpace Fakes
April 8, 2007
· Elsie McLean, 102, hits a hole in one
· U.S. flight canceled after pilot's foul language
· American space 'nerd' blasts off
April 9, 2007
· WONDER PAYS THOUSANDS FOR HIS OWN AWARD
· This beer's not for drinking, but for remembering
· Restaurant Chain Hires Corporate Chaplains
· Teacher accused of pulling knife on students (Is that wrong?)
· Man ends 9-week, 3,272-mile Amazon swim
· Powerball Winner Says He's Cursed by His Jackpot
· Cyclist Hurt After Hitting Tub in Road
· MGM MIRAGE's CityCenter, a gargantuan $7 billion, 66 acre project, is under construction
· US to get TOP GEAR. One word.... WOOT!
April 10, 2007
· Mayors sons smashes up his suv and doesnt report it
· R.I.P: Johnny Hart, creator of the nationally Syndicated comic B.C.
· MSNBC, CBS take Imus off air
· How dating my ex was like playing DOOM II on nightmare mode
· Man dies in noose sex game
· Text impulse leads to marriage
· Ohio Man Giving Away House, But There's A Catch
· Marines claim Target kicked them out because manager thought they were recruiters
· Police subdue naked suspect three times with Taser
· Corpy NT6
April 11, 2007
· Fire Destroys Longtime Johnny Cash Home
· Car changing colors...
· Court: MySpace postings are free speech
· CBS News Fires Producer for Plagiarism
· Rip Torn To Fight DWI Charge
April 12, 2007
· "I'm sorry I killed your mother", bill...
· Federal Tax Rap for "Girls Gone Wild" Boss
· Woman Discovers Courthouse Peeping Tom
· IAF fighter jets intercept US airliner
· Microsoft Vista Speech Recognition Tested - Perl Scripting
· Waltrip survives crash -- then walks home...
April 13, 2007
· Hockey goalie pleads not guilty to mooning
· Hot dog on a roll: Pampered pooch pushed in stroller
· Cleared of Robbery, Suspect Snatches Judge's Cell Phone
· Police: Man Hid In Grade School Restroom (Mug shot)
· Cops Angry Councilman Rallied With Hells Angels
· Former KKK leader murder conviction upheld
· Tuscaloosa Trucker Logs 1 Million Miles Without a Wreck
· Wedding Gowns For Pregnant Brides
· Orangutans go bananas over video games
· S.C. Senators Drop Mandatory Ultrasound
· Best Buy 'Geek Squad' Member Accused of Taping Showering Woman With Cell Phone
April 15, 2007
· Casino worker who set off Corzine collision was unaware of his role, police say
· 300 Cats Found In Feces-Covered Central Florida Home
· Poll: Most Americans Filing Taxes Online
· Boy dupes YouTube to delete videos
· R.I.P: Don Ho dies at 76
· Woman returns from walk, finds naked man in doorway
April 16, 2007
· Pacifica Woman Charged For Assaulting Gay Couple With Produce
· Police: Northwest pilot on cocaine, driving wrong way
· Fire Chief: Cooking Fire Closes Station 17
· Local Teen Arrested for Robbery (Ted Nugents home)
· Intoxicated Teen Airlifted From Beach, Fire Official Says
· Spacehoppers set bounce record
· I <img border ="0" src="heart.gif"> N.Y; Nor'easter soaks East, disrupts travel
· $1bn 'don't have sex' campaign a flop as research shows teenagers ignore lessons
· Jail Guard in Hot Water for Bible Belting
· Are mobile phones wiping out our bees?
· The Ravages of Food - Celebrity Weigh-Down
· Gunman killed after deadly Virginia Tech rampage
April 17, 2007
· Oh crap! Toto says bidet toilets may catch fire, offers free repairs
· 5,000 Rabbits Block Traffic in Hungary
· How to Win at Rock-Paper-Scissors (and also how to cheat)
· What would you rather be: a Ninja, Pirate or Gladiator?
· Ebay: MICHAEL JACKSON OWNED WORN AUTHENTIC WHITE GLOVE
· 81-year-old's arrest has town talking
· Woman: Bowel caused alleged shoplifting
· Mistaken identity: Man hands police pot pipe instead of license
· Police Arrest Man For Driving Law Mower While Under Influence Of Alcohol
· Er, Nintendo, Wii have a problem
· Nike Air McFly To Be Released?!
April 18, 2007
· 'Cool Party Mom' Accused Of Giving Alcohol To Runaway Teens
· Man jailed for shooting at firefighters
· Father Shoots Son After Argument Over Money
· Married teacher aged 29 'seduced 15-year-old pupil'
· Marijuana Compound May Fight Lung Cancer
· Abdul tries diva trip, but passengers just laugh
· Do Sex Workers Deserve Workers Compensation?
· West Palm police officer shoots man dead in skirmish
· Girl Scouts sue woman over cookies
· Fla. man picks jail lot for smash-and-grab
· COLD COWELL ROLLS EYES AFTER 'IDOL' CONTESTANT SENDS CONDOLENCES
· 10 year old Driver killed in crash
· Elephant dung helps scientists develop new biofuel
April 19, 2007
· Michael Dell Uses Ubuntu Feisty Fawn
· Schoolboy hurled up into belfry by faulty bell ringing rope
· Residents banned from evicting sex-mad badgers
· Stealing from Dealers: Your Car Negotiation Guide
· Rookie Plumber Burns Down $12 Million Mansion on His First Day
· Sanjaya Is Voted Off 'American Idol'
· Leaping sturgeon severely injures woman riding water scooter
· Woman Registers a .47 on Breath
· Donkey Becomes Witness in Dallas Dispute
· 7-Year-Old Finds Nearly $9,000 Worth Of Drugs In Pocket
· MCCAIN SINGS: 'BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN'
· Chinese make first artificial snowfall (Thanks, John)
April 20, 2007
· State trooper accused of sexually assaulting woman he arrested
· Novelty phone causes stir at post office
· Law curbs big rig idling; 5 minutes is maximum
· Asian tycoon left legacy to fortune-teller
· Google Makes $1 Billion 1st-Quarter Profit
· Ramraiders' pink notes used in pokies
· Man tosses gun in day care
· Part II: What's the McFLY 2015 project?
· 'Ghost yacht' found off Australia
· Doctors Try New Surgery for Gallbladder Removal
· Bad Karma
April 21, 2007
· Rutgers team skips Clinton meeting
· Doctor On Probation For Botched Surgeries
· Does Radio Contest For Breast Implants Go Too Far?
· Transgender Student Runs for Prom King
· North Carolina bank robber busted in Virgina Tech t-shirt
April 22, 2007
· Man drowns in moat at Missouri casino
· Teacher who exposed classroom chaos faces being struck off
· Key West celebrates quarter century of secession after "rebellion"
· 'Weekends Are for Drinking' and Other Things Not to Say in Your Resume
· Lottery winner order to share with ex-wife
· Prisoner wrongly freed after officials get phony, typo-filled fax
· Florida Elderly Bicyclist Ends Up In Jersey
· 'Hot Dog Man' Saves Lives Of Homeless, Prostitutes
April 23, 2007
· Girl who would be a prom king loses
· Man gets 5,000 calls for YouTube posting
· Cloned dogs to be mated as test
· 11 year old stops van...
· Miss America 1944 Shoots Out Thieves' Tires
· R.I.P: Former Russian President Yeltsin Dies
· 2 dead in police shooting at Montage
April 24, 2007
· DNA exonerates man who spent 25 years in prison...
· Meet me on down at the Chez Perez!
· 'I Choose Not To Vote' May Soon Be Ballot Option
· Woman turns in fugitive lover
· Girls 'just felt right' murdering friend
· Claw's encounter: Here's another fine mesh you've got me into
· Fort Myers Beach woman arrested after reportedly flashing 5-year-old (Great photo)
· Woman Gets Letter Saying She's Dead, Loses Insurance
· Text Champ...
· Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants...
April 25, 2007
· 4 year old boy recovering after sideline run-in...
· Vandal ends six-hour rooftop siege when Mum says it's time for tea
· Miss America Helps Cops in Sex Sting
· Wyoming woman keeps goat in minivan
· Rattlesnake meat cure can cause salmonella - study
· Law Would Punish Students Showing Underwear
· Report: Cho Hired an Escort Before Rampage
· Female Teacher, 16-Year-Old Boy Had Sex (in a van,down by the church)
· Fla. Woman Dies After Camel Sits on Her
· NY: 2 more troopers shot, shooting suspect surrounded
· MG locals \ R.I.P; Cancer-stricken winner of million-dollar jackpot dies
· Virginia Tech Student Government Says 'Media, Go Home'
April 26, 2007
· Livermore teacher arrested for alleged online talks with her student
· Prince Harry is 'definitely' going to Iraq - but could take desk job
· Man says officers chased him up tree
· Grandmothers arrested over satanic sex abuse at school
· President, First Lady Dance With African Troupe
· Snoop Dogg denied entry to Australia
· N.D. senior goes to prom in tractor
· Condom comes with girl's Happy Meal
· Tuscaloosa City Schools Releases Sex-Ed Tape
· My teenage boyfriend cheated on me with teacher, says mother of three
April 27, 2007
· Nude Man in High Heels Causes Lockdown
· LA TIMES SHOCK: 'I am a transsexual sportswriter'
· What would happen if the robots turned against us?
· Hugh Grant arrested over 'baked beans attack'
· India court orders Gere's arrest for "obscene" kiss
· Dog Owner Fleeced In Poodle Scam
· Florida Friday: Tide turns on theft suspect
· Florida Friday: Man electrocuted after touching power line while picking mangos
· Florida Friday: Mother Asked To Leave Houston's Restaurant For Breastfeeding In Public
· Florida Friday: Man charged with doing dental work in his garage
· Florida Friday: AK-47 Robbery Suspect Leaves Behind Huge Clue
· College Sued Over "Drunken Pirate" Sanctions
April 28, 2007
· Prozac approved for Dogs
· 4-inch Lake County Chihuahua may be world's smallest dog
· Police say woman faked liver cancer to make money
· Playboy Playmate arrested, charged with trafficking cocaine in North Charleston
· Part II: Granny basher suspect arrested
April 29, 2007
· Space, the funeral frontier for Star Trek Scotty
· McRefugees feast on 100-yen sleepover sets
· Man Faked His Own Kidnapping, Police Say
· Joey Buttafuoco ends Calif. jail term
· Norfolk lawyer rebuked for delaying case to go shopping
· 70-Year-Old Marathoner Nabs Alleged Shoplifter
April 30, 2007
· Bart bares all in film
· Photographer Plans Mexico Nude Shoot
· Wannabe cop faces shoplift charge
· Iran bans Western haircuts, eyebrow plucking for men
· Four teenagers charged in BB gun shootings
· Idol arrested in Tampa for cocaine and battery
· Change of Season Brings Lawn Mower Warning
· Box of condoms leads to evacuation
· Blind pilot lands flight-of-fancy
· Broken Bulb Costs $2000 to Clean-up
