Archive for May 2007
May 1, 2007
· R.I.P: Carson's 'Mr. Excitement' dies at 78
· Napoleon Dynamite Spelling Bee Video
· Traffic Court: A Unique Proposal
· Fiery Crash Collapses Bay Area Freeway
· 'Reggie' the alligator reappears in L.A.
· Local educator asked student to pose in mermaid costume
· Police: 'Wizard' Left Boy, Note At Denny's
· 4-year-old calls 911, stays calm after mother falls ill
· Gator wanders onto San Antonio freeway, blocks traffic (on vacation from Florida?)
· Murder Site Being Sold
May 2, 2007
· Five Day Weekend
· Police Find Alleged Home Burglar Asleep
· Authorities charge man with rare 'murder by duel'
· The 10 Most Ridiculous Lawsuits of All Time
· Ohio rooftop jumper misses, gets stuck
· DUI suspect does $1,100 worth of damage with his head (Photo)
· 2,176 Secret Warrants Issued in 2006. Denied; 1
· TV ban is hard cheese for dairymen
· Pastor: "Double life" included drugs, prostitutes
· 'Foolish lapse' of woman, 30, with boy
May 3, 2007
· Media Watch: Contexual Advertising Gone Wrong
· Foster's hops on green bandwagon
· Judge sues cleaner for $65M over pants, (Nice pants)...
· Part II: Just deserts for a ludicrous lawsuit
· Grandpa, 77, Mistaken For Brad Pitt
· Boob job thug jailed for kidnap (to STOP her from getting implants)
· Teacher In Stolen Coat Scheme
· Naked Man Leads Police on 40 Minute Chase
· Dean Dunce: Error-Strewn Letter Sent To Parents
· Queens Man Arrested On Charges Of Giving Girlfriend Fake Check
· Teen Arrested for Counterstrike Map
May 4, 2007
· Drunk Hoff has burger Hassel
· '103-year-old' lies in grave for six years
· Row over a hedge costs neighbour £80,000
· Cop charged with DUI (Recent MADD award winner)
· Dad Upset Kid Banned From Wearing Pagan Symbol at Indiana School
· Nude carwash above board, say police
· Ticked troopers threaten ticket blitz
· Mysterious Disappearing Sign Gets Several Drivers Pulled Over
· Mensa reject of the week; Student Calls For Teacher's Murder On YouTube
· Couple who stole from mob got whacked
· Cockfighting pit at center of federal probe sells for $68K
· Naked man superglued to exercise bike
May 5, 2007
· Man widowed after his goat 'wife' chokes to death
· Calf Born With 6 Legs on Nebraska Farm
· Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days
· Talk Show Host Says He's Glad Radio Rival's Mother Is Dead
· Police: Ohio couple shocked, caged son
· Wreck claims motorcyclist
May 6, 2007
· Thousands of Mexicans strip for Tunick photo shoot
· 'Shadow Wolves' prowl the U.S.-Mexico border
· Skydiving plane crashes into home
· Rural telephone lines a hotbed for steamy talk
· This six-year battle for a strip club reads like a Monty Python joke — complete with dead parrots
· Students Accused Of Tampering With Drink, Replacing With Urine
· Robbery as terrifying as it is bizarre
May 7, 2007
· Crowd Packs Amphitheater For Man Claiming He's Jesus Christ Reincarnated
· Thousands of Mexicans strip for Tunick photo shoot
· The PanhandlerÂ’s Payday
· 1 dead, 1 hurt in Las Vegas Strip resort parking lot explosion
· Bad Babysitter
· Part II: Woman Gets Tattooed With Virgin Mary Image From Sandwich
· Man strangles wife who snooped at mobile
· Patriotic Utah Boy Sings His Heart Out To Inspire
· Woman rams brothel after refused tour
· Lime-green car points men in blue to suspects
· 3M's Sticky Bear is VERY Pleased to See You
· Mario Drums
May 8, 2007
· "Rice Krispies" noise in boy's ear turns out to be nesting spiders
· Robbers pose as officers
· Man vomits drugs, plane turns around
· McDonald's employee sets off fire alarms, urinates on truck
· Judge sentences shoplifter to Wal-Mart with sandwich sign
· Trash truck torture for homeless man
· Anti-violence advocate faces jail time for beating, pepper spraying and more
· Teen allegedly offered erotic massage out of momÂ’s day care
· Teacher Accused Of Writing Love Letters To Student. Yes, again.
May 9, 2007
· Wedding party flees Austrian restaurant to avoid paying bill
· Pain-relief pill becomes a big headache for student
· "Psychic" Uri Geller sued after trying to remove critical YouTube clip
· Tarp spares Waterville toddler after third-story fall
· Teen accused of growing marijuana on cop's land
· Woman Charged $8,000 For Burger King Meal
· Generation gap? What generation gap?
· Armless driver eludes police chase
· Bucks teacher charged with assaulting students
· Artist's work looked familiar
· The Countdown
May 10, 2007
· Dog, family, booted from United flight (Does anyone watch this or care anymore?)
· Sperm donor must pay child support
· Police Chief's Daughter Arrested (again)
· So, can I buy you a drink?
· Report: Toyota FT-HS coming in 2009
· Married teacher 'made pupil play xylophone during sex'
· Empty Tic-Tac boxes- 369 and counting
· Deputy leaves his gun in restaurant bathroom (Thanks, John G)
· Playtime: Paper Pilot
· Police search for parking lot pervert
· Japanese toilet makers issue warning over flaming bidets
· Paris Hilton sculpture shows heiress in deadly pose
· 2 more women say Spector held a gun on them
May 11, 2007
· Florida Friday: Sinkhole swallows Lake Jackson - again
· Florida Friday: Boy, 10, guilty of beating Daytona Beach homeless man
· Florida Friday: Disabled Man Accuses Nurse Of Sexual Abuse
· Florida Friday: Andrea Downgraded To Subtropical Depression (So much for the CAPS article)
· Florida Friday: Atlantic SPECIAL TROPICAL DISTURBANCE STATEMENT
· Florida Friday: Deputies arrest second suspect in bizarre murder case
· 1000 Pound Tombstone Traps Man
· Japan's first 'baby hatch' opens to controversy
· Woman runs for her life after satnav leads her into the path of a speeding train
May 12, 2007
· The Countdown.
· Bulldog adopts baby tiger.
· 4 fish farm workers rescued from feces
May 13, 2007
· Man Suspected Of Killing Prostitute With A Hoe
· Murder case against man who won landmark decision is delayed
· Canterbury Woman Dies After Being Thrown From Motorcycle (then hit by passing ambulance)
· Bob Geldof: Al Gore is getting it wrong
· Montreal fined $20,000 for bar mitzvah "from hell"
· Welcome to America ... from Mickey the immigration officer
May 14, 2007
· German man found after 7 years dead in bed
· Woman Gets Prison for Caging Grandson
· Woman Survives Internal Decapitation
· Prison for Man Who Faked Retardation
May 15, 2007
· Bullied teen awarded income for life
· Is Something Fishy Happening at Your Restaurant?
· Arrested Development Tribute: Season 1
· Michael Bolton screws up our national anthem... (Thanks mytman)
· Bike helmet crushed, but head fine
· R.I.P: Rev. Jerry Falwell, 1933-2007
May 16, 2007
· Buyer Finds Mummy in Spanish Flat
· Crying infants hidden by childcare worker, officials say
· LARRY FLYNT: 'I hated everything he stood for, but after meeting him in person,
· Workers sue U.S. factory after immigration raid
· Miami Holds Top Spot on Rude Driver List
· A joint before the joint? Prison-bound Paris pictured smoking cannabis
· Amsterdam airport's new 'X-ray' security scan reveals all
· Decorated officer caught drinking on job, cops say
· He's accused of drive-in DUI
· Hitchhiker steals car, then dies in crash
· Defendant attempts attorney head-butt
· Mom Beats Intruder with High Heel
· Judge Rules in 'That's So Gay' Case
· Flip This House...
· Completely Uncalled For
May 17, 2007
· Lake Stevens teacher suspended for shooting remark
· Traffic snarled by marble slab falling from tower
· N.Y. Couple Faces Forced Labor Charges
· Men convicted of stealing miles of railway line
· Bright idea creates '25-hour day'
· Atari joystick candle-holder
· School Bus Drivers Busted. lol?
· Lottery win rumor costs couple their lives
· Not-So-Happy Meal: Pot Found In McDonald's Meal
· Santa Fe Police Department looking into hiring Mexican nationals
· Porn star Jenna Jameson endorses Hillary (Oh, in that case...)
· So smooth...
May 18, 2007
· The wedding is off
· Boozy nights off limits for Harry
· Hundreds turn out for "Bloomberg Gun Giveaway"
· Part II: Mom in fake retardation case gets jail
· Spring Brings Nudity to Vermont Town
· The Dr. Oz Health Quiz
· Florida Friday: Shot Man Walks Into Funeral Home
· Florida Friday: Slammer turns Florida election result into worm food
· Florida Friday: Fla. Lottery Says Ticket May Be Misprint
· Florida Friday: Man With Pocketknife Tries To Save Dog From Jaws Of 8-Foot Alligator
· Florida Friday: Three North Miami police face suspensions for removing items from car of a murder victim.
· Florida Friday: Designer calls “fashion police” over missing dress
· Florida Friday: Fatal Shooting Is County's 26th Homicide. Congrats Orange County!
· $500 million -- Shipwreck...
May 19, 2007
· Gorilla Escapes at Dutch Zoo, Injures 4
· Chavez demands Pope apologize for Indian comments
May 20, 2007
· Elizabeth Taylor can keep Van Gogh allegedly swiped by Nazis
· Rite Aid Cleveland 10K takes a wrong turn
· Lawmaker who voted to ban cell phones while driving -- rear-ends car while talki
May 21, 2007
· The devil made me do it...
· Nude photos of nursing home residents prompt investigation
· Mom blames Satan for burning baby in microwave
May 22, 2007
· Hundreds flock to Nepal shrine for "sweating" idol
· Three Arrested For Drugs After Hitting Cruiser
· Police: 'Spitting' Teen Shocked With Taser At Disney
· Viagra could aid jetlag recovery
· Girl calls for police help over messy room
· Family says cemetery is nice place to live
· We only date ugly men
· Artists and labels seek royalties from radio
· Have you seen these teens?
· Judge Reduces Charge Against Scott Stapp
· Dr. Laura son linked to lurid Web page
· JOHN RAMBO Movie Promo Footage/Trailer
· USB Mini Fridge...
May 23, 2007
· Father's ashes stolen, dumped on lawn
· Teacher accused of repeated sex acts with student
May 24, 2007
· Robbers don't get money, leave phone behind
· Man who claims FBI is after him puts entire life online
· Outsmart Your Toddler: 5 tricks for getting yours to do what you want
· Man Gets 5 Years for Blowing Up Toilet
· Coke spy busted by Pepsi
· Man cited for DWI at Arkansas drive-through
· Skybus Airlines: Where Lunch Costs More Than a Plane Ticket
· WHS battles "Pink Flamingos" and "Dob Town Mafia"
· Eastern India village reports rare case of hen turning into a cock
May 25, 2007
· Harley hearse carries bikers to hog heaven
· Florida Friday: Students Watch Python Eat Bunny In Westside Classroom
· Florida Friday: Seven strippers, manager, charged in St. Pete (mug shots)
· Florida Friday: FCAT screwup: Kids aren't as smart as state said
· Florida Friday: Overwhelming Stench Leads To 50 Chickens Living In Orlando Home
· Florida Friday: Escorts Arrested (mug shots, run away... no really, don't look)
· Florida Friday: Slippery Bear Finally Home
· Florida Friday: Pembroke Pines couple awaits word on fine after citation for washing rug
· Florida Friday: Get that diaper on the dance floor
· Florida Friday: Tomato growers reject McDonaldÂ’s deal to pay farmworkers more
· Florida Friday: Condiments start feud
May 28, 2007
· Very Weird Amusement Parks
· ‘Silver SurferÂ’ coin steams U.S. Mint
· The World War II Memorial
· Police: Man Caught With Heroin In Shoes
· Gas prices take a licking at ice cream truck drivers
· Stroke patients go Wii at Riley Hospital
· Sirius Satellite Radio Boss: 'We Suck Less!'
· Always remember to "say cheese." Even if it's for your mug shot.
· Big Alabama Pigs and an 11 year old with a .50 Caliber handgun
May 29, 2007
· Canada Seeks Man With Groin-Kick Request
· Fla., pub reach deal over bathroom signs
· McMaster finds more predators on Internet (Welcome to 10 years ago)
· Thief Asks Out Woman After Robbery
· DUI Suspect Had 3 Children In His Car
· Beach Closed After Lifeguards Make 200 Rescues In Three Hours
· Pensioners in bid to storm music charts
· Weird requests have police seeking suspect
May 30, 2007
· Amputee Uses Crutch to Fight Off Gunmen
· Suspect Shoots Self During Downey Eatery Robbery
· Time served, deportation for groping on a plane
· Wendy's Manager Shot Over Chili Sauce
· Man who hit bear: 'There was nothing I could do'
· SheriffÂ’s officer unlocks handcuffed bride, groom
· Whale-rescue hot line hacked; message says whales were killed
· Officer Shoots Daughter... (Thanks mytman)
· I need electricity to breathe...
· Artist eats Corgi to protest British royalsÂ’ fox hunt; Yoko Ono also tastes it
May 31, 2007
· Suncrafter's Bad-Ass Quotient System
· ULTIMATE Lego Rubberband Gun
· TRON in 51 seconds
· Rejected WiiPlay Games
· DNA kits to trace spitting passengers
· Musician Canned for Focus on Wrong Organ
· Couple sue Wal-Mart over slip in vomit
· Cinnamon Bun, DNA Trail Leads Man Back to Prison
