Archive for September 2007
September 2, 2007
· Appalachian State Stuns No. 5 Michigan
· Eastern suburbs cat high on cocaine
· Hooker and Ladder?
September 3, 2007
· Forget Facebook, Faceball is the latest office craze
· Grenade-Shaped Belt Buckle Delays Cruise Ship
· Police calls: Man, 50, says woman is pressuring him for sex
· Digital camera blonde who became Facebook phenomenon is an X-rated model
· Sextuplets Born in St. Petersburg, Fla. (Better them then me)
· Now police are told they can use Taser guns on children
· Emerson makes restrooms gender-neutral (in case the male\female image confuses you)
· Man charged over burnouts, exposure
· Man On Oxygen Smoking Cigarette Blamed For Massive Orlando Fire
September 4, 2007
· French policeman steals from dead car crash victim, goes to pot
· Police find 570 pounds of pot while investigating crash on I-75
September 5, 2007
· Only In N.Y.: Coney Island Swimmers Attack Shark
· CPSC Recalls 700,000 Toys From Mattel
· Police: When 'hooker' flees, john becomes fake cop
· Craig Reconsiders Decision to Resign
· Iowan Accused of Cheeto Attack
· Attempted energy theft kills father
· Marijuana Dealers/Growers Offer Schwarzenegger One Billion Dollars
· Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god
· US B-52 in nuclear cargo blunder
September 6, 2007
· R.I.P Pavarotti, Most Famous Opera Tenor Since Caruso, Dies
· Comedian's Show Halted In Doral Over N-Word...
· Rabid bear killed trying to enter Garrett Co. home
· Cop accused of leaving K9 in hot car
· North Carolina police arrest priest after sex sting
· White House mum on comedy groupÂ’s security breach
· Snake-bitten Mrs. Tennessee brings home the silver
September 7, 2007
· Deputy Pulls Man From Sinking Car At East Fork Lake
· Jerry Lewis's Queer Tour Rider
· Florida Friday: Tampa Man Charged For Bumping Into Patrol Car Several Times
· Florida Friday: Councilwoman Won't Face Charges For Alleged Exorcism Of Daughter
· Florida Friday: Bizarre chain of events leads to Cape man's arrest
· Florida Friday: 4 men attempt to steal yacht twice in separate incidents (worth the mugshots)
· Streaker punishment no bum rap, say stadium officials
· Daft burglar writes name on wall
· World Wide Whatever... Submit, vote & discuss way off base style links. New design coming soon!
· Woman lost 13 days found alive...
September 8, 2007
· Tales From the Obama Bedroom
· Paris Hilton Sues Over Hallmark Card
· Disney backs star after her apology for nude photo
· Fans gear up for Monty Python day
· Ai Chihuahua! Dog Adopts 4 Baby Squirrels
· Woman Charged With Sex With 15-Year-Old Boy (Mug shot, DON'T look... don't do it)
· Minister arrested for child porn says he was doing research
· Woman accused of giving 9-year-old gin
· Test-drive a Nissan and win a lead-laced mug
September 9, 2007
· Tank limo for hire
· Shock: kids smarter than chimps
· Surprise for the repo man
· Judge rejects case against carpenter, saying he has right to work nude
September 11, 2007
· Russian province gets set for 'Conception Day'
· Bag snatcher turns out to be policeman
· Thief Leaves Gas Station Receipt In Stolen Truck
· 74-Year-Old Fights Off Tire Iron-Wielding Attacker
· Mistake message from school panics parents
· FBI: W. Va. woman tortured, 6 arrested. Mug shot goodness
· Vegan teacher to skip school
· "Don Diego" drug kingpin caught...
September 12, 2007
· Longhorns fan nearly castrated...
· Garlic Stomp Lands Nanuet Chinese Restaurant in Trouble
· High School Bans American Flag
· Web Service Gives Alibis for Adulterers
· Trio Jailed for Fish-Bait 'Heroin'
· 'Remarkable' Discovery: Scientists Burn Saltwater
September 13, 2007
· Allen Park police find man's body, guillotine in wooded area
· Led Zeppelin 'reform for concert'
· Fort Lauderdale waiter foils carjacking ... then gets fired
· Motorcycle helmets should be required, feds say.
· 70 Students Suspended Protesting Shirt-Tucking Rule
· Anger management student charged with assaulting bus passengers
· Local Man Kills Self with Guillotine
· Sheriff heads to prison
· Alleged prostitution ring involved illegal aliens
· Part 2: Waiter who stopped carjacking is offered his old job back...
· [Video] Man in Wheelchair (and Cop) Tasered in Court... (I <3 tasers)
September 14, 2007
· Florida Friday: Boy Killed Parents, Didn't Want To 'Disappoint' Them Anymore
· Florida Friday: Girl, 8, Donates Birthday Money To Family Of Murdered Deputy
· Florida Friday: Girl, 12, Accused Of Writing Bomb Threat
· Florida Friday: Food chain says Perdue Farms stole recipes
· Florida Friday: Bay County rapist to be castrated
· The abandoned monkey who has found love with a pigeon
· Man Arrested for Refusing a Prostitute
· School Rescinds Ban On Flag Clothing
· Robot Maker Builds Artificial Boy
· Florida Friday: Students challenge ban on Gothic (Complete with lol pic)
· Florida Friday: Lavish life over, pair face prison
· Organic Farming Is a Load of--hmmm--Fertilizer
· O.J. Simpson named suspect in Vegas incident
September 15, 2007
· Man pleads guilty in 'spiked muffins' case
September 17, 2007
· Craig's arrest makes airport men's room a new tourist attraction
· Johnny Cash fan takes obsession to the walls
· Suspicious briefcase linked to scavenger hunt
· When the Mars bar attacks!
· 12-foot gator bites off man's arm in Lake Moultrie; doctors try to reattach
· O.J. Simpson Mug Shot. Yeah, again.
· Police: Woman solicited girls for strip club at fair
· Jury awards family $600,000 in bias lawsuit against Denny's
· Bank snubs high-pitched voice man (pic)
· Too Fat? Southwest Airlines Forces Hefty Frequent Flier to Buy Two Seats
· Berlin Demolition Goes Awry
· Police Find Live Chicken in Wisconsin Man's Trunk at Traffic Stop
· Web-user dies after three-day online binge
September 18, 2007
· Animal expert Jack Hanna, flamingo get stuck in airport turnstile
· State Senator Ernie Chambers Sues God
· Partying Paris comes unstuck and almost hits the deck
· Florida U.S. Attorney faces sex charge
· Brain surgery leaves Yorkshire boy speaking like the Queen
· 'Dead' Man Wakes Up Under Autopsy Knife
· Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village
· Someone Tries to Sell Belgium on eBay
September 19, 2007
· Utah woman, 70, pleads not guilty in case stemming from unwatered lawn
· International Talk Like A Pirate Day
· Harry Potter in the hood
· Rescuers scale back search for Fossett
September 20, 2007
· WIS interviews Miss Teen SC
· WIS interviews Miss Teen SC
· Spurned husband testifies for polygamist 'prophet'
· Stronach went to U.S. for cancer treatment: report
· Man, 72, refused alcohol over age (Thanks Anthony K.)
· TMZ learns if it's not Ito, it must say so
· Des Moines police investigate attack by onion
· Man asks feds: Have you seen my cocaine?
· Man Rescued After Becoming Wedged in Home Chimney
· Man bitten after putting rattler in his mouth
September 21, 2007
· 'GOD' Responds To State Senator Ernie Chambers...
· Alabama Grandma Gets Jail For Prostitution
· Judge orders burial of mummified baby
September 23, 2007
· NASA predicted human caused coming 'ice age' in 1971
September 24, 2007
· Ebay: Titan Missile Base Central Washington
· Apes Blamed For Crime Spree
· 'God' Gets an Attorney in Lawsuit
· British School Girls Beat Classmates Face ‘Beyond RecognitionÂ’
· Swedish Game Show Host Vomits Live On Air
September 25, 2007
· World Wide Whatever launches a new design. Beta 2.
· Germs sent to space come back meaner...
· Tots' Bunny Nabbed in Circus Protest
· Nuclear Plant Guards Asleep On The Job
· Seized 'art porn' owned by Sir Elton John
· Batman special effects man killed
September 26, 2007
· Nike unveils shoe for Native Americans...
· Nerds at Washington State University hope to auction selves to sorority women
· Police Break Up Brawl at Chuck E. Cheese
· Burmese riot police attack monks; 200 arrested
· Child Thief in Seaside Heights
· Man Says He Was Used As Human Bomb In Robbery...
· Beaver County parents save dogs, marijuana, forget child
· World Wide Whatever: Submit, rate & comment on wacky news stories. Site is from the owners of Majorgeeks, in beta.
September 27, 2007
· Dead? You Still Have to Pay Library Fine
· Handcuffed Mexican kids steal U.S. border agent car
· Flag-Themed Hydrant Pulled From Dog Park
· Good Samaritan has her car stolen
· Michael Vick tests positive for marijuana...
· Hillary flip-flops, contradicts Bill - & herself - in N.H. debate
· Several E&H football players under investigation for allegedly beating
· Google Maps forces Navy to redesign swastika building...
September 28, 2007
· Nasty cough, nasty run-in with the law
· Okla. Attorney Leaps From Hospital Ledge
· ATM Found But Backhoe Thieves Still On The Run
· Muslim appointee to immigration commission resigns
· Two teens charged in failed rooftop break-in
· Central Fla. Prostitution Raid Nabs 7 (pics)
· Road Warns Motorists Of 'Scohol' Zone
· TV phone cheats lose £280million
· Super Cop Car Cameras Capture Passing Criminal Plates by the Hundreds
· Trooper Unfairly Fired For Extramarital Sex Incidents
· Tom Cruise building 'bunker to protect against alien attack'
· 6 Die From Brain-Eating Amoeba in Lakes
