Archive for October 2007
October 1, 2007
· Man Eats 21 Pounds of Grits for Title
· Woman Gives Birth to Own Grandchildren
· 'No no-fault' zone is ahead for Florida drivers
· EX IS HIT WITH 100G 'SIN TAX' (Complete with crazy eyes pic)
· The ultimate boy toy goes on sale
· Man lives with dead roommate for 30 days.
· Oak Park School Bans Hugging
· Italian archbishop closes convent after nuns come to blows
October 2, 2007
· Dozens of men cited for illegal activity at city parks
· Saratoga Prostitute Snorted Cocaine Off 2-Month-Old Son, Police Say
· Surprised duck hunter shoots 11-kilogram alligator in Wisconsin river
· YouTube - Furries Vs. Klingons compiliation
· Probation officer says she had sex with teen (slow load time)
· Bhutto says she might allow U.S. strike on bin Laden
· Britney Spears Loses Custody of Children (posted for the 2 of you who actually care)
· World's most boring TV show to measure energy use
· Man Offered 11-Year-Old Tickets For Sex
October 3, 2007
· Bloomberg Victim Of ID Theft, Authorities Say
· Man uses adult store's cuffs in robbery
· Shoppers dive for cover as chefÂ’s eyewatering chilli sauce causes a terror alert
· Sex Toy Ban Remains Intact
· Driving a stolen car? Don't visit the jail (mug shot love)
· Ala. Couple Celebrate 80th Anniversary (Be sure to do some math. Ahh, Alabama)
· Fast dog dodges 12 police bullets (Superdog!)
· Computers, photos for new 'Indiana Jones' stolen
· Battle brews over mummified leg
· Flag of Mexico Flown Illegally Over Reno Business
· Thieves Steal From Dying Hit-And-Run Victim...
· Dead Pets, Animal Waste Turn Henry House Into Bio-Hazard
· LUST FOR SPEAKER: Whoopi Goldberg Suggests Three-Way Sex with Pelosi, Husband on
October 4, 2007
· Lawmaker shows naked woman during school lecture...
· Georgia man dies after being tasered by police (Thanks WWSB)
· Reno Vet Cuts Down Mexican Flag Illegally Flown On Top of US Flag
· Atlantic City Mayor Goes AWOL
· Palm Bay considers ban on China goods
· On the air, officer nabs rape suspect passing by
· Phil Spector seeks new defense team for murder retrial
· Suffer Not the Trick-or-Treaters
· Man, 73, Thwarts Home Robbery With 'Karate Skills'
· Mooning police led to Watts activist DNA rape link
· Jury weighs $200M fast-food strip search suit...
October 5, 2007
· Girl, 5, beaten repeatedly over homework...
· Man kills self in front of City Council after zoning decision...
· Woman says she was forced to remove bra
· Man's Pants Catch Fire At Airport
· Screaming 15-Year-Old Girl Pepper Sprayed After Biting Officer; violated city's
· Saltville police officer arrested
October 6, 2007
· Sodomized Ex-McDonald's Employee Wins $6.1M
· 600 People To Pose Nude At Sagamore Hotel
· Woman Sues Kmart Over Toilet Paper Tax
· Part II: Atchison commits suicide (federal prosecutor arrested during a sex sting )
· Cop Uses BB Gun to Save 'Jarhead' Skunk
· Adventurer ends 13-year human-powered world trip
October 7, 2007
· Defendant does push-ups in court; charges against him dropped
· Québec man "exhibitionist" who golfed nude on beach, court told
· Southwest Airlines tells Florida man to change his T-shirt or leave plane
· Maine eatery's "Naked Lunch" promotion may be banned
October 8, 2007
· Deer Attacks, Kills Cherokee Farmer...
· iPod Nano in airport trouser conflagration horror
· Audit tallies ‘profit' in red light cameras
· Pulled Over For Excessive Tinting, Man Abandons Kids, Car
· Despite city ordinance, do-gooders continue to feed homeless
· NYPD: Shirtless Man Stabs Elderly Woman In Manhattan
· Police: Child Takes Bus, Leads Chase
· In defense of his Confederate pride
· Intruders punch hole in Monet work...
· Middle School Students Caught In Sex Act In Class
· Man may get 30 years for stealing doughnut
· Diana Inquest Coach Crashes In Paris
· Queens Woman Accused Of Trying To Sell Newborn
October 9, 2007
· Supergroup Radiohead trusts you!
· Playtime: Make-O Your Own Stinko!
· Cocaine galore! Villagers live it up on profits from 'white lobster'
· Woman Threatens Jail With Bomb
· Gatorland Breaks Ground On New Complex After Devastating Fire
· Taking a hammer to Comcast
· Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish
· Husband gets £870 life-size tattoo of his wife - then discovers she is having affair
· The adventures of Private Battle Hard Bear (must see)
· Online Video Shows Girl Attacked At Area School...
October 10, 2007
· You will never guess what you can't do in front of children in Florida
· Man runs over, then kidnaps young girl...
· Girl, 4, dies after fall into Grand Canyon...
· 27 suspended for Clooney file peek, (HIPAA)...
· Miss USA Now Mentoring Beauty Queens
· Man Catches Intruder Napping In His Apartment
· Crashed drug plane owned by US Government?
· Boy, 6, tries to drive to Applebees
· Union claims West Coast Choppers titan ripped off its logo
October 11, 2007
· Woman seeks rich husband, banker says "crappy" deal
· Flying Car About to Take Off?
· Dog Saves Man From Cat-Induced Fire
· House aides visiting racetrack
· Calif. bans smoking in cars with kids
· OVERCROWDING: 1,000 Students Forced To Eat On School Floor
· City Commission considers saggy pants ban
October 12, 2007
· Nakepastor.com... Nope, not what you think...
· (With News Link): YouTube guide to hacking Government's porn filter
· Victim And Alleged Attacker Come Face-To-Face In E.R....
· Fingerprints replace credit cards in Shanghai
· Bombs may be buried under 54 homes...
· Writer suspect in dismembering girlfriend...
· Police: Man Tried to Hang Wife in 'Haunted House'
· Girl allegedly molested on Delta flight
· WELCOME TO TIMES 'BARE'
· Mom & Friends Give Marijuana to 2-Year-Old Boy
· A Madonna exit won't trouble WB
October 15, 2007
· If you won a $28.5 million jackpot, would you tell your spouse?
· Man dies at Vancouver airport after being tasered
· Riot squad cracks down on smoker
· UT students found alive in cave. Osama still missing.
· Forecast: Sex and Marriage With Robots by 2050
· Taser dart hits infant in hand
· Fake Rangers Take Urine Samples From Boys
· Fisherman describes battle with monster mako shark
· Members Only Men's Jackets 10 bucks. Mullet wigs extra.
· What's worse than stealing $200 from a donation jar? Nothing.
October 16, 2007
· Novelist Emulates Lector; Eats Girlfriend
· Funny Chinese Knock-Offs
· 'Naked Tickler' Believed Captured After Years Of Eluding Police
· Woman finds dead man in her avocado tree
· Woman Spying On Husband Gets Trapped Under SUV
· Would you drive 119mph to make curfew?
· Mrs. Robinson, alive and well and giving minors beer!
· Girls Forced To Leave Football Game Over Painted Bodies
· Top Lakeland restaurant serves up Peking duck-style squirrel pancakes
· Scranton woman cited for yelling obscenities at toilet in her home...
October 17, 2007
· Pennsylvania Women faces Jail time for Swearing at Toilet
· Mysterious Bug Bites Pop Up In Beaver
· Sex, Nazi, burrito and Viagra: Who Googles what?
· Poll: Half of New Jerseyans want out
· ‘Hello, HelloÂ’: Man Shoots, Kills Intruder After ParrotÂ’s Alert
October 18, 2007
· Oh, he's walking the plank in his undies again
· Family, under pressure, removes its hanged dummy
· Actors to help net liquor sale violators
· No Touchy! Strip Club Law Goes Into Effect
· Milwaukee Police Look for Cross Dressing Robber
· Colbert '08
· The Absolute Poker Cheating Scandal Blown Wide Open
· Space Invacers Pumpkin
· Woman Videotaped Falling Asleep While Driving On I-25...
· Referee receives life sentence for child pornography and molestation
· High resolution image hints at 'Mona Lisa's' eyebrows
· The fish that can survive for months in a tree
October 19, 2007
· Trailer park becomes 'paradise' for sex offenders
· Nude Prowler Arrested in Palm Springs Neighborhood
· Man submits his own home to worst house website.
· Former Scripps lab tech gets year in jail for sex with boy, 14
· AL Couple Catch Burglar; Make Him Clean Home
· Woman hammers out warning to Comcast
· Ebay: $2,100,100 TOP BID FOR DEM LETTER BASHING LIMBAUGH
· FBI raided magician David Copperfield's warehouse in Las Vegas, seizes $2 millio
· Explicit Sex-Ed Pamphlets Distributed To Pre-Teens
· Panties protest over Myanmar crackdown
October 20, 2007
· J.K. Rowling Outs Hogwarts Character
· Seattle Woman Claims David Copperfield Raped Her
· Bedroom 747: Man Builds $30,000 Jumbo Jet Simulator in his Bedroom
· R.I.P: Joey Bishop, Last Member of `Rat Pack,' Dies at 89
· WhatÂ’s Your Meme IQ?
· Think Before You Forward Those Cute Emails!
· The exotic dancer, the police chief and the dividing line
· Sex, Drugs and Bombs: Confessions Of A Librarian
· Alleged robber on lam
· It's ladies first in latest end-of-week mug shot roundup
· Beach police say robber took money but left store with an apology
· SuperValu loses about $10 million in e-mail scam
October 21, 2007
· Woman wants four grand for being "dissed"
· Tomato Juice Spill Causes Long Lines At LaGuardia
· Illegals OK'd to drive in N.Y.
October 22, 2007
· Scientists a step closer to steering hurricanes
· Reports: Senior Indian official dies after monkey attack in New Delhi
· Sioux City Says: "FLY SUX"!
· Taco Bell's World Series bet: FREE TACOS FOR ALL...
October 23, 2007
· Playtime: Fresh Air Solitare
· Man, 24, loses 82-year-old wife
· Back-seat toilet to end mishaps in traffic jams
· Wild turkeys invade Massachusetts cities, towns
· Singapore relaxes sex law but not for gays
· High School principal has declared "all students must wear shirts to the footbal
October 24, 2007
· Man, being a cop just gets worse and worse!
· City Plans Halloween-Mask Crackdown In Wake Of 30 Robberies
· Woman found million dollar painting in trash.
· Russia's 'chessboard killer' found guilty of 48 murders
· Playtime: Halloween Hangman...
October 25, 2007
· Airbus super-jumbo's first flight lands in Sydney
· Bus Driver Blames Students For Her Failed Drug Test
· Police: Mom Fed Infant Whiskey In Baby Bottle.. Whiskey and formula coming to a bar near you
· Bizarre stabbing in Fannin County
· Georgia, Alabama Governors Ready To Fight Over Water
· Springfield church offers �Nightmare� as Halloween alternative
· Mom helps cheerleaders grab boys' beer. Yeah Mom, your cool. Idiot.
· SCHOOL BANS 'HARRY POTTER' BOOK SERIES
· 'Purple' Boy Found Near Death In Halloween Spider Web
· Alarming Rise In Naked Hotel Sleepwalkers
· 50 DUI cases dropped over cop's improper procedure
· UF police cleared in 'Don't Tase me, Bro' case
· Florida City Tries to Ban Chinese Products
· ILLEGALS ARRESTED FOR STEALING 'FOOD AND WATER' AT EVACUATION CENTER
· Jackpot or Mistake? Man Sues Over $1.6M 'Jackpot'
October 26, 2007
· Florida Friday: Man jailed after allegedly biting off roommate's ear
· Florida Friday: Gay inmate wedding leads to prison guard discipline
· Florida Friday: Police: Teacher had sex with a student. She teaches mentally disabled teens
· Florida Friday: 'Purple' Boy Found Near Death In Halloween Spider Web
· Florida Friday: Florida Albertson's throws book at jelly bean thief
· Florida Friday: Measuring Wealth In Palm Beach
· Florida Friday: Judge Rules Surrogate Mom Can Keep Baby
· Prince Targets 'Dancing baby' For Copyright Infringement
· (With Video!) Officer Pulls Over 12-Year-Old Driver...
· 2 Arguing On Ramp To Highway Fatally Struck By Car...
· Florida Friday: Jailers Allowed Same-Sex Inmate Nuptials
October 29, 2007
· Trinity Football 15 Laterals Miracle Play
· French president walks out of US TV interview
· Virgin co-pilot in alcohol arrest
· Ford saw Clinton as a sex 'addict'
· Schwarzenegger says marijuana not a drug
October 30, 2007
· Man Buys HDD; Gets Bathroom Tiles Instead
· Playtime: Discombobulated
· McCanns used fund to pay mortgage
· Two Drivers Arrested After Speeding In Ferrari w\video
· Three priests set up failed business called Shag
· Driver Hit, Killed By His Car
· Pregnant Girl Struck; Thonotosassa Woman Jailed
· Detectives investigating attempted blackmail against state lawmaker
· Man in N.J. Charged with Having Sex with a Corpse
· Official Investigation Into Why Some Fake Teeth Contain Extreme Levels Of Lead
· Halloween safety: 10 things you and your family should know
· Man in zombie costume mistaken for murder victim.
· Queen's nephew Viscount Linley blackmail target
October 31, 2007
· Halloween History Quiz
· Worst Halloween costumes of all time
· Peters Powers 'victim' speaks out
· Doing what Detroit says is impossible
· Police: Man drove drunk with kids in car, headbutts cruiser
· New list reveals less X-rated media permitted north of border
· 8 Halloween Costumes Sure To Piss Everyone Off
· Woman claims pet-sitter made her pig fat
· Toddler Dies After Hooters Mom Forgets Child in Hot Car
· Animator vs Animation II...
· Sex ban on the Airbus A380
· Iowa puts tax on pumpkins (unless you eat them)
· Wait, don't eat that: candy scandal stuns Japan
