Archive for January 2008
January 1, 2008
· NEW YEAR 2008 PANORAMAS
· Grandmother Fights Back During Carjacking
· Woman who tried to kill Ford freed
· Homeowner Says She Tracked Down Paintball-Gun Vandals
· Anatomy of a Hangover
· Motorcyclist Accused Of Exposing Self While Riding
· Pastor electrocuted
· New Mexico men shot with .357 Magnum as they traced it for tattoo pattern
· Man, 75, Hurt While Riding Pet Buffalo
January 2, 2008
· Microsoft Firefox (parts are NSFW)
· Fast-food worker returns $185,000 check
· Dispute over $25 in beer money turns violent near West Palm
· British man puts out kitchen fire with aunt's oversized underwear
· Snake saved after eating golf balls
· Adult children of dead woman, find infant skeleton in her suitcase
January 3, 2008
· Japanese Robot Eats Snow, Poops Out Bricks of Ice
· Weather Channel For Sale...
· Ariz. beauty queen accused of kidnapping (omg scary video, run away)
· Tenn. judge resigns over fantasies tape (Thanks Curt E)
· Lone trader 'seeking fame' caused $100-a-barrel oil surge
· Sabre-way from my mum!
· The eyes have it in this Idaho woman's New Year's mug shot
· 'Stock' Beats 'Sex' on Google China
· Bizarre Break-in
· New Year's Resolution, (Get In Shape)...
· Frozen Iguanas fall from Florida trees
January 4, 2008
· "Stock" beats "sex" in keyword searches Google China
· Divorce battle of boyÂ’s toys and the wifeÂ’s shoes
· Wanted Fayette man found in sofa, police say
· More Cops, Ambulance Now at Spears' House
· CPS: Harris County mother leaves brood to wed in Africa
· Transformer made from a KFC bucket
· Florida Friday: Bill Would Make Bestiality A Felony In Florida
· Florida Friday: Pig + Space Heater = House Fire
· Florida Friday: 12-year-old Catches 551lb Bull Shark
· Florida Friday: Two orchid enthusiasts saved from cold night in Fakahatchee Strand
· Florida Friday: Light Snow Flurries in Daytona Beach (suck it global warming)
· Women stuck 2 days in elevator...
January 5, 2008
· Talking to Americans - Capitol building is an igloo - Video
· Super Mario meets Doom (thanks Brian B)
January 6, 2008
· FAA: Boeing's New 787 May Be Vulnerable to Hacker Attack
· The Mike Huckabee-Rolling Stones connection
January 7, 2008
· Canada's labels slam proposed digital 'tax'
January 8, 2008
· The PimpStar
· Wisconsin man convicted of sexually assaulting dead deer gets more jail time
· Oregon town abuzz: Mayor's MySpace page shows her on fire engine, in skivvies
· Road-rage driver no match for retired deputy
· Police: Mom Stabs Son With Scissors
· McCanns 'in talks' to make Maddie The Movie
· Boy glues hand to bed to avoid school
· Bus driver pees as bus hits house (Maybe he was peeved?)
· Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede abruptly ceases operations
· Justices rule against defendant in Wisconsin speakerphone dispute
· Plane spotting just became cool...
· Conservative pastor urges buying Microsoft stock to fight its gay rights efforts (el oh el)
· Dad Let Girl, 6, Sleep With Loaded Gun Under Pillow (It's ok, this is Florida)
· Britney Removed From PETA's 'Worst Dressed' Poll (Or how to get press over nothing)
· Cops probe nun v. pirate clash
· Bill Gates drives a Ford Focus Coupe
January 9, 2008
· Man spots his wife during visit to brothel
· Vegetable Orchestra - Playing with your food
January 10, 2008
· Live tigers found in traffickers' car.
· Woman charged with attempted burglary, left license at scene
· Dan Rather case against CBS OKd
· 4 Attempts Fail To Kill Couple
· Naked Man leads area authorities on chase through Montana, N.D.
· Mayor Wants Litter Bugs to go to Jail
· Florida state song contest continues. Antisocial from Anthrax not in running.
· Woman arrested for stealing Chihuahua from pet store (Is that a puppy under your shirt, or...)
· Judge fires his assistant, draws criticism. 17 years, has cancer and was on leave.
· TSA searches, detains 5 year old because his name was on no-fly list
· Digital Signs Show Drivers Faces Of Most-Wanted
· Pig farm killer appeals verdict
January 11, 2008
· Pastor guilty in sex rap
· Florida Friday: Deputies watching for Christmas tree prankster
· Florida Friday: Tobacco firms face thousands of new suits
· Florida Friday: Hiccup Girl: "I have Tourette's"
· Drunkest Driver Ever?
· "Man" fleeing cops blames girlfriend
· Florida Friday: Man catches swordfish with his bare hands
· Federal Way judge quits; talked of affair with lawyer
· NYC decides to clone 'historical' trees
· Parted-at-birth twins 'married' (Thanks Anthony "Mac Lover" K.)
· Teens caught for phony Craigslist Porsche scam
January 12, 2008
· Michael Jackson has Jesus Juice, Now Priests Have "HOLY SAND" (Thanks Shane)
January 14, 2008
· German man throws Christmas tree and self out window
· NY Post Parks Simpson Twin Behind ‘Boys Bench
· Cops Fired for Allegedly Holding Country Singer at Gunpoint Over Foosball Game
· Bar bets gain favor; Legislators warming to legalizing pull tabs to aid taverns
· Clinton Adviser In Drunk Driving Bust
January 15, 2008
· Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
· Fire family saved by trampoline
· Woodland Park says costume doesnÂ’t comply with sign rule (Pics)
· Mensa reject of the week; Woman Arrested After Allegedly Leaving Boy, 3, Locked In Car
· Tory baroness, 84, uses handbag to whack cyclist who jumped a red light
· Low Lake Waters Revealing Abandoned, Stolen Cars
· Planes collide taxiing at SFO gate
· The Rough N Rowdy Brawl. Who knew?
· Hodges Man Arrested for Domestic Violence. Bad hair day charges pending.
· NBC has pedal to the metal with "Top Gear" remake. Cool!
· Dozens in Texas Town Report Seeing UFO
· Robbing Girl Scouts & Leaving Your Address... Thanks Shane
January 16, 2008
· Man Shot Himself In Genitals During Robbery...
· The Brother and Sister Born Just Minutes Apart Who Aren't Twins
· I Want More Porn ( Original Song ) Tom Willett
· Truck Nuts to be Banned? (NSFW)
January 17, 2008
· Burglar finds corpse and calls police
· Boy Glues Hand To Bed To Avoid School
· You're a Packers Fan, Son ... Got It?
· Five Arrests in Schenectady Prostitution Sweep
· Over 100 People Sleep In Tents Waiting For Free Chicken
· Venice man arrested after running from police, choking police dog
· Passenger jet in Heathrow accident
· The 'Net is a roiling cauldron of clown hatred
· Parents Question Pictures of Softball Coach
· Teacher spotted ‘in raunchy advertÂ’ (YouTube link from this NSFW)
· Teacher Accused Of Teaching Kids How To Make Drinks, Roll Joint
· Chat room sting defendant calls detective for mercy
· Underwear-clad man chases off Silt burglar
· Daredevil sues NYC landmark for thwarting jump
January 18, 2008
· Brain surgery helps Edmonton woman listen to hip-hop music again
· R.I.P: Bobby Fischer dead at 64
· We wonÂ’t take this lying down, say nudes
· Adult Club's Sign Bothers Pinellas Park Residents
· America's Army Player Saves Real Life
· US Teens Confident In Their Inventiveness. Yeah, were screwed.
· Mauling survivor said he yelled at tiger (Yeah, we knew)
· Paper Airplane Set to Soar from Space Station
· Bin Laden's son seeks to be peacemaker
· Why Idol Changed Radio . . . And Will Likely Continue To
· NC Man Arrested For Pickup Line
· Spider-Man, Mary Jane break up in comic's latest plot line
· Court: Monkeys can't sue
· Pork chop bone as a deadly weapon (Thanks Ju Lo)
· Obit ready for Britney Spears
January 19, 2008
· Follow up on monkey suit-Monkeys actually named as plaintiffs
January 20, 2008
· Chess player forfeited over handshake
January 21, 2008
· Whiteout contributes to multi-car pileup on Ontario highway
· 50 years of courage, love
· More men turning to implants for chests of gold
· Grandmother Arrested At McDonald's Drive-Thru For Not Pulling Car Forward
· Video On Sold Cell Phone Leads To Woman's Child Abuse Arrest
· Utah Mother Admits To Sex Acts With Teen Boys
· Top 10 Discontinued Sodas
· Purse-snatching suspect: It was an accident, I'm claustrophobic
· Woman, 53, Uses Martial Arts To Nab Alleged Burglar
January 22, 2008
· Chuck Norris threatened with mum, 95
· Snow tracks lead to arrest of burglary suspect
· Roswell Girl Scout earns every badge available
· Mexico captures senior drug cartel member
· Minn. health system purges drug trinkets
· Broward cities oppose elevation of 'Mount Trashmore' to 280 feet
· Runaway Teens Found Safe In Louisiana
· Man Found With Maggots In Eye Dies...
· BILL HAS A 'DREAM'
· Car stolen in road rage attack
· 'No dogs allowed'
January 23, 2008
· Get over it kid !!
· Baby's Body Sent to the Cleaners
January 24, 2008
· The 'Three Little Pigs' ruled offensive
· Girl switches blood type after liver transplant
· Horse: It's what's for dinner!
· Angry Employee Deletes $2.5M Worth of Data
January 25, 2008
· Florida Friday: Nude Massages, Offer Of Sex Land Trio In Jail (mug shots)
· Florida Friday: County decides anti-sex cameras too expensive
· Florida Friday: Mystery Creature On Mars Is Wind-Carved Rock (not moving was a clue)
· Florida Couple Find Jesus in a Potato
· Florida Friday: Driver accused of road rage with car, orange
· Florida Friday: Couple Gets $99,999 Electric Bill For Mobile Home
· Florida Friday: Collection makes Brandon woman the "Queen of Beads"
· Florida Friday: Mother: Son's Brain Condition Slowed Reaction To Taser
· Florida Friday: Boy, 10, arrested after bringing knife onto Orange County school bus
· Florida Friday: Drunk Student Driving In Police Lot Thought He Was At College
· Lawyer claimed 5191 victims shared blame
· 2,240 police, 460 patrol cars, copter mobilized for car chase in Osaka
· Man Sentenced to 30 days for skipping $1.66 restaurant tab
· Driver sues family of cyclist he killed
· Kinky Sex, Shocking Death
January 26, 2008
· Hackers Post YouTube Video Declaring War on Scientology
· Cell Porn Scandal Hits Pa. High School
· Cannabis Machine Hits L.A. (Great weather AND Cannabis dispensers? Nice)
· Robot eats snow; craps out ice bricks
· 5 Killed When BMW Flies Off Elevated Airstrip, Hits Top Of Tree
January 27, 2008
· FBI: Woman sought hit man on Craigslist
· Calif. Farmers Want to Sell Water
· The helmet that could turn back the symptoms of Alzheimer's
· Brazilian carnival star takes aim at record for most plastic surgery (Cheers, Jeff!)
January 28, 2008
· Allentown man charged in two homicides (With LOL photo)
January 29, 2008
· Middle-age is truly depressing, study finds
· Fly naked on Germany's first nudist holiday flight
· Drunk drove mower down street in snowstorm to buy wine
· Brawl breaks out at Chuck E Cheese in Flint Township
· Man calls 911 on estranged wife (LOL mugshot)
· Pleasantville Mayor Arrested For Drunk Driving
· Tesla sports car gets air bag waiver
· Witnesses: Pet Deer Runs Amok Through Restaurant (Wait, a PET deer?)
· Bogus call gets man busted for real
· Mayor uses magazine to prove his identity
· Reluctant Nichol allows sex-workers show at W&M
January 30, 2008
· Bicyclist tased when he runs for minor infraction
· Pepsi Super Bowl ad is silent
· Hide under your desk
· World's Most Dangerous Destinations
· Pot vending machines take root in Los Angeles
January 31, 2008
· PCSOs left cowering by boy
· Late inspections of bridges put travelers at risk
· Man Jailed For Creating Crosswalk...
· Boy Parks Bike at Goodwill Store, Which Sells It for $6.99
