Archive for February 2008
February 1, 2008
· Florida Friday: Jury Finds Man Guilty Of Shooting Two Orange County Deputies
· Florida Friday: Fire burns more than 300 portable toilets
· Florida Friday: Woman with vomiting daughter gets ticket
· Florida Friday: Egyptian students were carrying fireworks, not bombs
· Florida Friday: Boy, 3, Found In Home With Guns, Drugs
· Florida Friday: Blind golfer scores hole-in-one at Clearwater country club
· Tornado Victim Billed $2,000 For Damaged Cable Equipment...
· Russia's most famous - and glamorous - female bodyguard killed
· City sues man for canceling trash service
February 3, 2008
· 2008 Super Bowl Ads
· After Accident Woman Finds Cow In Car
February 4, 2008
· Broward Sheriff's Office accuses grandma of stashing cocaine in bra
· Sorry, youÂ’re too fat to eat here
February 5, 2008
· Playtime: Love Letters
· Keepon Robot!
· Drunk Driver buckles up beer instead of 1-year-old child
February 6, 2008
· Beach plans to drop charges against Abercrombie store
· New Way to Kill Viruses: Shake Them to Death
· Dept of Children and Families spokesman faces child-porn charges
· Baby Thrown From Burning Building, Lives
· Bill Would Require Drug Tests for Candidates
· Booze Bra Gives Women A Wine Rack
· Rap Rap For Florida Man
February 7, 2008
· Girl killed after she broke her dad's Xbox
· Store Clerk Robbed Twice In One Evening
· Romney suspends presidential campaign
· Saudi Cops Grab U.S. Woman In Starbucks. You know, our "friends"
· Police say man sent teens indecent texts. If only he was a teacher....
· Overweight man squashes wife to death
· Men plunge into ice; guilty of pot charges
· Drunk threatened city with TV remote
· SeaWorld Dolphins Are Bubblicious
· Palm Beach billionaire faces second sex-assault lawsuit
· Part II: Strip club sign to shine!
· Deputies reportedly find cocaine baggy in Sebastian man's belly button
· Police Swabbing Mouths During Traffic Stops In Serial Killer Hunt
February 8, 2008
· Florida Friday: Mother of Four To Be Charged For Abandoning Newborn
· Florida Friday: Divorce cake anyone?
· Florida Friday: 'American Idol' attraction coming to Walt Disney World
· Florida Friday: Teen arrested for death threats (with LETTER)
· Florida Friday: Dispute over lawn turns deadly in Broward
· Florida Friday: 32 Pounds Of Heroin Found Hidden In Van
· Florida Friday: Mom Makes 'Rude' Boy Hold Sign At School
· Florida Friday: Authorities Remove 233 Animals From Crowded Home
· Florida Friday: Palatka man has been arrested 101 times
· "Jena Six" Member In School Arrest
· Crooks steal cars and return them while owners sleep
· Nice mugshot. (Thanks Rick!)
· Music cannot change the world, says Neil Young
· Man Faces Child Abuse Charges After Home Circumcision
February 10, 2008
· CIVIL WAR? Georgia wants to annex parts of Tennessee (Thanks John Glenn)
· Minister warns of ‘inbredÂ’ Muslims
· Mayor kicks Marines out of Toledo
February 11, 2008
· No red roses for Saudi sweethearts on Valentines Day
· Lad dies after speed cam run
· Latest e-mail scam: death threats
· Scientology Protesters Take To Streets Of Clearwater
· R.I.P: 'Jaws' Actor Scheider Dies at 75
· Dogs adopted at Puppy Bowl come down with virus
· Playground on Wheels for Tornado Kids
· Border critic gets buzzed by F-16s on recent flight
· 'Sexercise' yourself into shape. Finally, excercise I can get behind.
· Florida's Democrats once again too wily for own good
· Ringling Brothers Circus Performers Injured in Caged Motorcyle Accident
February 12, 2008
· Massachusetts Sex Offender Wins $10 Million in State Lottery
· Danes Nab Suspects in Cartoonist Plot
· Glitch has all of a high school's students sentenced to detention
· Teacher suspended for showing porn film to pupils
· Animal rights groups upset at bid to salute Sanders' chicken recipe
· Feb. 12 is "Darwin Day"
· Machinegun in luggage joke sparks airport alert
· How does this garden grow? Very high, with $1m in marijuana
· Deputy dumps man in wheelchair on the ground. Yup, Florida.
· Indian court hears case of man allegedly fired over moustache
· Policeman caught out on YouTube video
· Fire breaks out in Irondequoit chimney store
· Before They Were Famous: Celebrities' Jobs
· Dead ManÂ’s Float
· Wienermobile wipes out in PA. Was coming from Syracuse, MajorGeeks hometown.
· R.I.P: Tom Lantos, The Only Holocaust Survivor To Serve In Congress
· Ex-DCF official slapped with federal child porn charge
· A LOST LAPTOP, A $54 MILLION LAWSUIT: PART 2
February 13, 2008
· Amazing moment the world's biggest Christ was struck by lightning
· Man dies in elevator accident
· Woman Dead After Officer Involved Shooting in Henderson. Double ice cream trucks.
· Vitamin K-9? Cott to roll out fortified doggie drinks
· Writers vote to end 3-month strike
· 5 things airlines won't tell you about weather delays
· Hail, Snoopy! Beagle wins Westminster
· Psychologist Killed In UES Meat Cleaver Attack
· Man applies for Welfare driving stolen Hummer
· Teacher Accused Of Duct-Taping Boy To Desk
February 14, 2008
· When Hillary Clinton really inhaled
· Baltimore Cop vs Skater (too stupid to see he is being recorded)
· Hollywood Punches Back in As Strike Ends
· Madonna fails as a director
· Man Accused Of Posting Bond For Women In Exchange For Sex
· World's fattest man drops 230 kilos (507 pounds)
· Part 2: Baltimore Cop Vs. Skateboarder
· Hazelwood officer fined $18,000 for arresting firefighter on emergency call
· Hairy hunks are a hit with ladies (YES!)
· Name a farmyard animal after the woman you love
· O.J. Simpson's Girlfriend Hospitalized With 'Severe Head Injury'
· Beyond Peeping, Suspect Caught Under Bed
· Radio station giving away free divorce
· Very Important Potheads...
· No sex on Valentine's, Thai police warn teens
· Judge reaffirms money can't buy love (Thanks Jeff)
· Mother finds piece of metal in Valentine's Day lollipop
· US officials say dead satellite will be shot down
· Pornographic Weather Reading (Probably NSFW)
February 15, 2008
· Ebay: 2008 Dodge Challenger SRT8 #43 (Charity for Victory Junction Gang Camp)
· Burglar caught on tape stealing his grandmother's laundry
· Woman stripped searched by male deputies
· "Naked Cowboy" sues M&Ms maker for $6 million
· Married Psychologist Spared Jail Time for Having Sex With Mentally Ill Convicted Criminal
· Florida Friday: Courtroom antics don't pay off
· Florida Friday: Church says: Take the 30 day sex challenge!
· Florida Friday: FDLE looks into '06 elections office charges
· Florida Friday: Purse-snatchers had fake police car
· Florida Friday: $21M box plant fire continues to burn
· Florida Friday: Boy Duct-Taped To Desk; Teacher Suspended
February 17, 2008
· $140k in cash stolen from Tyson chair
· Wikipedia defies 180,000 demands to remove images of the Prophet
· Police get a grip on serial masturbator
· Couple married for 43 years born, died on same day
· Phil Spector breaks his silence before second trial for murder
· 'Old woman' holds up post office
· Top 20 Beers
· Police: Man Sends Judge $100, Accused Of Bribery
· Man shoots self while out walking dog
· Woman 'high' at time of sex act with boy
· Web porn software filter takes biggest hit
February 18, 2008
· Twins celebrate 100th B'day
· Sarasota Mayor spends President's Day saving squirells
February 19, 2008
· Ebay: Box of foam packing peanuts (for a good cause)
· Castro Resigns as President, Cuban Commander-in-Chief (Update5)
· Tampa church orders couples to have sex every day for a month.. Hallelujah
· Virginia Cop Wrecks Police Car, Charged With DUI
· Joey Belladonna (voice of Anthrax) 2008 tour starts soon!
· Naughty Nurse Nabbed By Tampa Cops
· Some EULA's unfair (Well who would have believed that)
February 20, 2008
· Teacher Arrested In Sexual Assault. Just another day.
· Is this the scariest picture EVER of the Bride of Wildenstein?
· Deputies throw the flag on Raiders cornerback for domestic battery. 15 yard pena
· German puts out cigarette with fire extinguisher
· Woman sought after not paying for photos (i wouldn't want them either)
· Briton jailed for urinating on Latvian monument
· Man gets 8 years for 19 DUIs
· (Frat) Boys Will Be (Frat) Boys
· Flea Swarms Cover Neighbors Head To Toe In Central Fla. Community
· Shopper Knocked Out Over Small Aisle Space
· $8,000? That's our water bill?
February 21, 2008
· Pentagon says debris from destroyed satellite unlikely to cause harm on Earth
· 'NOOSE' PROF A PLAGIARIST
· Pentagon Says It Blasted Falling Satellite (Video)
· An 86-year-old's belting idea for shoppers...
· High School teacher sent x-rated pictures to students via cell phone. Really, are teachers THIS stupid?
· Man drives stolen car to police station
· Gonzales ‘RepeatedlyÂ’ Compares Himself And Bush Administration To Lincoln Presidency
· Being declared dead makes life hard
· Utah students hide guns, head to class
· Gee, that's the spot?
February 22, 2008
· Florida Friday: Landlord gets creative with rental ad
· Florida Friday: Renewal of Simpson Civil Judgment Upheld
· Florida Friday: 'On Strike' Mom Accused Of Neglect
· Police arrest man suspected of having sex with a dog
· Florida Friday: TIA Passenger Had Box Cutter In Hollowed-Out Book
· Woman Accused Of Drunk 911 Call While Driving Faces Charge
· Florida Friday: Ram tough; Truck Slams into Central Florida Home
· Florida Friday: Man Took Hacksaw To Mental Facility
· Florida Friday: Man Waits Turn In Line, Robs Bank
· Florida Friday: Toddler's Elmo Doll Makes Death Threats, Family Says (I want it, Ebay it!)
· ‘StolenÂ’ truck taken by dog (Thanks Del)
· President Bush dances
February 23, 2008
· "Girl" at school was 39-year-old man
· Mink eyelashes, cleavage buffing, underarm Botox
· Stuck inside an air duct, missing jail inmate is caught
· Having a bad day.
· Mensa reject(s) of the YEAR: Leaked RIAA Training Video: Find Pirates, Find Crack-Dealing Terrorist Murderers Too!
February 24, 2008
· Principal Purges Granddaughter's Bad Grades
February 25, 2008
· Calif. McDonald's Tries Feng Shui Theme
· Teen Shot Over Snowball Fight
· Hepatitis scare hits party stars
· In-Law Political Dispute Ends In Stabbing
· Parrot thieves target Quebec
February 26, 2008
· Ch. 7 error enlivens Oscars
· Text messages lead police to girl, suspect on the road
· About 500 pairs of panties stolen from local Victoria's Secret store
· Boy, 7, found with crack cocaine in school
· Using torch to clear snow, he sets shed on fire
· NINE-year-old girl banned from playing tennis by her local club because she grunts too loudly.
· Oakland Trade School Teaches How To Grow Pot
· Atlanta priorities — $300,000 toilets for homeless
· Sharks kill lawyer
· Casino fires man for repeatedly requesting prostitute. Blames Vegas and alcohol. LOL.
February 27, 2008
· Risque photos may lead to mayor's recall vote
· Man to police: 'You know how I am when I'm drunk'
· 18-Year-Old Stabbed in Stomach After Taking too Long in Bathroom
· Jack Daniel's Master Distiller to Retire After 40 Years Making Whiskey
· Quebec woman dies during kinky sex: police
· Woman arrested on domestic violence charge
· Sex-Change Inmate Says Treatment Stopped
· Green thumb prunes cannabis into hedge
· Teacher, On Tape, Rails At 'Stupid' 5 Year Olds
· Neverland Ranch Could Be Yours For Just $24M (Thaks John Glenn)
· Falling icicles kill six
· Ohio school suspends boy over Mohawk
· Part II: Arlington mayor recalled in close vote
· R.I.P: Boyd Coddington dies at age 63
February 28, 2008
· Newborn survives falling through train toilet... (Thanks Mytman)
· Mensa reject of the week; Hapless robbers target biker meeting
· "Boy George" denies false imprisonment charge
· Suit thief caught by hanger
· rnish parish clerk takes £1.5m drug haul home in wheelbarrow
· Another wheelchair inmate mistreated
· Teen Catches Alleged Mugger Via MySpace Flirting
· Drunk man on riding lawnmower leads officers on low-speed chase
· Did L.Ron Hubbard plagarize Scientology?
· Bill Targets Frequent Test-Takers at DMV
February 29, 2008
· Gov. Has New Plan For His Tank: Kiddie Rides
· Cold front moves into Central Florida
· Pssst! Want to buy a fake Ferrari?
· 'Bird boy' found in Russia
· Woman finds half-naked man watching porn in her home
· Playtime: Forumwarz
