Archive for March 2008
March 1, 2008
· Florida sex offender seeks female pen pals from jail
· Is This 'Bizarro World' or Wonderland?
· Elderly German robs Danish bank with water pistol
· Police chief forces staff to monitor his Wikipedia entry
· Two women arrested while stealing railroad spikes in Pasco County
· Pair charged in cemetery theft of Titanium body parts
· Another motley crew of recent arrestees for your viewing pleasure
· TSA: Missing Luggage Totals $31 Million Over Three Years
· Anger class student hit woman
· Man Blames Wife Beating On Gas Prices (Just another day in Florida)
March 2, 2008
· Students Punished After Buying Lunch With Pennies
March 3, 2008
· In 'Gibtown,' Life Is A Carnival
· Hmm, wonder what happens if we toss this paint can in a fire...
· R.I:P: Canadian blues guitarist Jeff Healey dies at 41
· Hoboken SWAT Team: We Were Forced To Go To Hooters
· Mandeville mayor got gifts from tots' toy fund
March 4, 2008
· Moses was high on drugs: Israeli researcher
· Strip club: 'Idol' once danced here
· Eight British soldiers sent home after stripping, urinating in bar
· Police baffled as human feet wash ashore in Canada
· R.I.P: Gary Gygax, Dungeons and Dragons Creator, Dead at 69
March 6, 2008
· Italian man jailed for emailing nude photos of ex-lover
· Punishment: Teen Wears 'Stupid' Sign
· "Mom, I'm Bored!" - Spring Break Activities for the Kids
· Vatican confessors' crash course
· Beer muscles: Barred from every pub in the land
· Lincoln man allegedly impersonated a cop (in a pickup truck w\personal plates)
· Plot to blow up servo foiled by monkey thief
· .S. jets scramble to turn back Russian bomber
· Where Have All the Girl Scout Cookies Gone? Check eBay
· Man wields knife at church school campus, deputies say (Skip story, dig the mugshot)
· Women Sought After Child Punished With High-Pressure Water Blasts
· Driving Teacher Accused Of DUI While Giving Lesson
March 7, 2008
· Florida Friday: Woman finds $5,000 in clothing donation, returns cash to widow
· Florida Friday: Giant bunny draws attention of police as well as drivers on I-95
· Florida Friday: Boyfriend: I didn't spit on her, I 'gleeked'
· Florida Friday: Woman Borrows Gun, Kills Husband
· Florida Friday: Sixth Bike Week Fatality Identified
· Florida Friday: Spring Break: 2008 and through the years
· Florida Friday Part II: Mom who hosed child turns herself in
· Florida Friday: Tornado Watches Issued, Severe Storms Possible Friday
· 10,000-can pop seizure leaves seller puzzled
· The reason for those silly icy bridge warnings
· London experimenting with padded lamposts. El oh el.
· Florida Friday: Naked Man Found Stalking Alligator. Mug shot included.
· Florida Friday: Woman, 80, Punches Cop, Throws Handcuffs (Thanks Mud)
March 8, 2008
· Police find 3 tons of marijuana in Indiana home.
March 9, 2008
· Caught speeding on camera, police officers refuse to pay tickets
March 10, 2008
· Amtrak Officer Shot In Foot With Own Gun During Scuffle
· When football goes to the dogs
· Thrift store worker finds $30,000 in cash, returns it
· Va. Targets Adults Who French Kiss Kids
· Strip search: camera that sees through clothes from 80ft away
· Manatee Schools say no feeding baby on the bus
· In the RAW: Body sushi
· Spitzer Is Linked to Prostitution Ring
· Pharmaceuticals found in Virginia drinking water
March 11, 2008
· Stylist accused of shooting client who complained about hair cut
· DadÂ’s 101mph motor madness
· Drunk driver arrested on elementary school grounds
· Stephen King, bikinis help heat Maine
· Margaret Pearson is still cruisinÂ’ at 100
· British soldier awarded the Military Cross for fighting off 150 Taliban
· Tossed mail leads to meth arrest
· 'Car Surfing' Blamed In Teen's Death
· 'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope
March 12, 2008
· Man Refused service crashes SUV into bar
· Internet for pornography, not voting: Ex Polish PM
· Disgraced Spitzer Resigns. N.Y still sucks.
· Stripper: Groundbreaking Judge Banked My Money
· Woman and Deltona at Odds over Geese
· Man skipped his robbery trial to hold up The Money Store, solicitor says
· Club ran short of pricey escorts, investigators say. Thanks, Elliot.
· Man rushing for medical help arrested and jailed
· Client No. 8: The Unluckiest SOB on the Planet!
· Indians blinded looking for vision of Mary
· Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years
· Local T.V crews caught drag racing
· Little Person Dressed as Gnome Caught on Video 'Stalking' Streets of Argentina Town
March 13, 2008
· Flying trampoline halts high-speed train
· Sleepy Student Claims Teacher's Wake-Up Slam Caused Hearing Loss
March 14, 2008
· Florida Friday: Math Teacher Accused Of Having Sex With Davidsen Middle Student
· Florida Friday: Mini Cooper Driver Identified After 80-Foot Plunge From I-4 Off-Ramp
· Florida Friday: Woman charged with spraying neighborhood kids with pressure washer
· Florida Friday: Two teens tried to rob police station
· Florida Friday: Dwarf Fighting being served up in Irish Pub
· Florida Friday: Teacher's Classroom Comment About "Perky" Student Leads To Investigation
· Photos Of Eliot Spitzer's Hooker @ The Smoking Gun (Possibly NSFW)
· 'Fight club' busted at Fairview High School
· Florida Friday: Bullets Fly On I-4 During Gun Battle Between Moving Cars
· Sheriff recommends charging boyfriend in toilet case
· Ferrari refuse to stretch a point
March 15, 2008
· Engagement ring ends up gone with the wind
· Granny victim of colostomy confusion (Thanks Earle)
· German Madam Shutters Hamburg's Oldest Bordello Saying Sex Is Too Hard to Sell
· Man found walking naked down highway says Jesus told him to
· Police: Man Takes Officer On Reckless Ride
· Dumb bank robber turns up too late
March 16, 2008
· Paralympian's Pegleg Stolen at Australia Beach
· Airport security stops woman after finding skeleton in luggage
· Accident ruins 800-pound man's date
March 17, 2008
· Hedgehog gets police escort
· Woman hits roommate with frozen pizza
· Tampa sued to collect on 147-year-old promissory note worth millions
· Sisters Selling Illinois-shaped Corn Flake
· Man hires stripper for dadÂ’s funeral (Next time, bring a stripper while he's ALIVE)
· Ten ways to get kicked off a plane
· Questionable Straw Shape Upsets Mother (Too much info for a 3 year old, nice work "Mom")
· Millions of bees close California highway after truck flips over
· Remote controlled H3
· Woman Brings Grenade Into Police Station
· Man Hits Thief With Frozen Ham (Video)
· Businessman claims lap dance injury
March 18, 2008
· Cops: Teen Tried to Steal Cruiser's Gas
· Utah Blonde Named As PETA's 'Sexiest Vegetarian' of 2008
· Stuffed bobcat stolen from The Press Box
· Breach Exposes 4.2M Credit, Debit Cards
· A night on drugs cheaper than going to the pub
· Gov. Paterson admits to sex with other woman for years (Duh)
· Man Gets DWI on Lawn Mower (This time with photos)
· New Jersey Officer Shot, Naked Suspect Killed
March 19, 2008
· Educator Sent Home for Dyeing Hair Green
· How To Make a Homemade Lie Detector
· Australian Man Shot Dead By Killer Robot
· Accused hit-run grannies killed homeless for insurance
· Verizon Recovers Man's Missing Recording
· Why do you think they call it dope? Man eats marijuana to hide it
· In case you still care; Spitzer gal stripped for ‘Girls Gone WildÂ’ video
· Family photo.... Smoking Gun style
· Mom yells, flips middle finger at church day care. Its Way Off Base, theres more
· Father Returns To Kiss Son Goodbye, Saves Family From Fire
· 30-foot Moosehead Light inflatable bottle stolen in Daytona Beach
· Major League Baseball forces closure of online t-shirt operation
· Cop Accused Of Stealing Hot Dogs Gets Fired
· Court Finds Model Innocent Based on Breast Size
· Police Say Pregnant Mother Hid Drugs In Vagina (seems like a good plan)
· Spooky Robot Dog
March 20, 2008
· 15 minutes up yet? Attorney: Spitzer escort was 17 in 'Wild' videos
· Shining a light on hazards of fluorescent bulbs
· Runaway bride's jilted fiance marries
· After stiffing cabdriver, teen girl slashes his throat. Thanks hair gel!
· Bank customers (idiots on camera) queue round the block as cash machine pays out DOUBLE
· Mother says son was 'trying to protect me' (Mug shot)
· Fire On 767 Burns Passenger, Forces Landing At GSP
· Claymont bank robbed at gunpoint (Dig the mensa reject picture from the bank camera)
· Teen driver caused $24.8K in damage to soccer field. OnStar records ftw
· Suspect Holds Police At Bay In Amish Town. Bringing back the mullet. Party in the rear coming soon.
· Ebay: Barack Obama w/The Great Illinois Corn Flake Ears Pic !
· Burglar Found in Bathtub
March 21, 2008
· Florida Friday: Rain of Error: Vaughn Temporarily Becomes "Wet" Dorm
· Florida Friday: Freedom High teacher out on bond, accused of having sex with student
· Florida Friday: Offensive Slave Sign Removed From Walls Of Laundromat After 30 Years
· Florida Friday: Mail Carrier Accused Of Stealing Identity
· Florida Friday: Sign raises eyebrows in Pinellas Park
· Already on trial, former pastor faces more charges
· Instead of ring, bride gets handcuffs
· Florida Friday: Stingray Kills Woman on Boat in Fla.
· Florida Friday: Spring Breakers Arrested After Dynamite Explodes On Hotel Sundeck
· Starbucks ruling: Pay $105 million in tips case
· Chloe Marshall Sweet Size 16 Vying for Miss England 2008 (Photos)
· Teen fined $2,000 for speeding -- clocked at 120-plus mph
· Oh shut up; Decorating, hiding eggs can pose hazard
· Teenager Caught Carrying Pot-Filled Vegetable Cans Across Border
March 22, 2008
· Burger joint's name, logo irks LGBT group
· Woman Charged With 'Line Rage' Beating at Disney World
· March Mug Madness @ The Smoking Gun
· Las Vegas Man Puts House -- With Interesting Perks -- on eBay
· Naked Man Dies After Taser Jolt in Fla.
· Train barrels into pickup truck near Denair
· YouTube Video Shows Boys (translation - mini morons) on Rampage in Scottsdale
· Mental institution's renaming to 'Lunatic Asylum' prompts outrage
· 2003 Limited Edition Yamaha R6 red w/ Black flames - $5500
March 23, 2008
· Elephant man transformed by transplant
· Understanding Easter: the chocolate part is easy
· 57 sickly rabbits removed from Egg Harbor home
· The Eight Most Fattening Easter Candies
· No escaping this granny for KFC robbery suspect.
· Peeps Show II
· PSL woman tried to run over husband 20 times
· Mom Stabs Son During Supervised Visit, Police Say (Creepy Joan Crawford mugshot)
· BMW Diesel Beats Prius in Economy Run
March 24, 2008
· Muslim baptized by pope says life in danger
· Pilot's gun discharges on US Airways flight
· Buddhist dog prays for worldly desires
· Officer charged with drowning 50 kittens
· Father, son killed while on U.S. 17 near Vanceboro
· Man finds trash bag in Hardee's tea
· Wal-Mart employee arrested after shooting in store
· Majorgeeks locals: Man hit by police Taser: "That's all you got?"
· Oregon man's property ransacked after Craigslist hoax
March 25, 2008
· Paterson Admits Past Cocaine Use
· Holdup suspect nabbed after ending up at same bar as his pursuers
· Kristy loves her 63-year-old billionaire boyfriend for his brain
· Jacksonville Wal-mart Employee Holds Co-workers Hostage
· Gunshots at Tonya Harding home investigated
· Helicopter landing at Pontiac prison draws ire, not fire
· Man Shooting At Own Shadow Prompts Condo Evacuations
· Pasco teacher charged with having sex with student
· 93-Year-Old Charged In Sex Sting (Thanks John Glenn)
· Man drilling hole with gun kills wife (Thanks Erhaben)
March 26, 2008
· IRS uses YouTube to get rebate word out
· EWU student pranks the New York Times
· Man charged assaulting officer with crack pipe
· County's new police cruiser is turning heads
· Just released from lockup, man tries carjacking. Can't drive stick.
· Man who raced in high heels for Hannah Montana tickets was too injured to work
· Math dyslexia imperils Orange County art teacher's job
March 27, 2008
· Boy tells court: 'I've just stabbed someone'
· Facebook harassment trial ends in farce as case is thrown out of court
· Sigh, more Spitzer prostitutes get their 15 minutes
· Patriot Act used in drug case; lawyer riled
· Convicted Molester Claims He Was A Victim of Bigfoot. Video
· Distracting Billboard Talks About Road Distractions
· Community service for wombat rape claim
· Egg McMuffin Inventor Dies At 89
· Woman beaten by 10 men, or five, or maybe five women
· Lawsuit: Female Tigers Fans Unknowingly Starred in 'Soft Core' Videos
March 28, 2008
· Company offers moon as final resting place
· Club where girl, 12, stripped will keep license
· Woman Told To Remove Nipple Rings For SoCal Flight
· Florida Friday: Letterman Pokes Fun At Seniors Arrested In Prostitution Case
· Florida Friday: Teens Armed With Taser Guns, Cinder Blocks Battle At Mall
· Florida Friday: Hawk Flies Off With Family's Pet At Doggie Day Care
· Florida Friday: 3-Year-Old Found In Car After Driver Punches Deputy, Runs
· Florida Friday: Tampa's newest porn star? It could be you
· Florida Friday: Student Punches Deputy at School
· Detective to offer hooker glossary in upcoming "D.C. Madam" trial
· Florida Friday: Man chews up money, marijuana to hide evidence
· Forsyth Man Hit, Killed Girlfriend With Truck (great mug shot, thanks Raiyn)
March 30, 2008
· Ohio man facing charges for having sex with a picnic table
· DEA losing more guns less laptops
March 31, 2008
· Man totally trashed after night of drinking. In a garbage truck.
· Missing NY rev. found at Ohio strip club
· Amazing photographs show 'pregnant man' and wife posing as body-builders in bikinis
· TOWER OF BABEL: Saudi Prince plans mile-high skyscraper!
