Archive for June 2009
June 1, 2009
· Robber uses green towel as disguise
· Ahh, Branson. Dolly Parton, Baldknobbers, Yakov and Honest-to-Goodness Human Slaves
· Woman urges people not to start smoking despite her longevity
· Multnomah County sheriff ready to be cadet again, at age 70
· Science Tattoo Emporium
· Senior bowlers strike down Hillsboro purse thief
June 3, 2009
· Ashland gets another nude visitor
June 4, 2009
· Man admits robbing 6 banks — all on Thursdays
· Bear crashes through home's door in Knoxville
· Adolf Hitler: Up Close
· Terror suspect dad rips Jews, feds
· Stephen Colbert to Guest-Edit Newsweek
· Wal-Mart says it will create 22,000 jobs in 2009
· Dog survives drowning attempt
· Man sues, says stripper's leg hit his face
· Wife's death blamed on spray tan
· Ballmer Says Tax Would Move Microsoft Jobs Offshore
· Help Anton Become a Millionaire.
June 5, 2009
· Florida Friday: Homeless man accused of masturbating on roof
· Florida Friday: Springstead High valedictorian's speech rejected as too real
· Florida Friday: Fight over cell phone leads to dislocated hair extensions
· Florida Friday: Bank Robbery Suspects Run Out Of Gas
· Florida Friday: Lawn mower driver killed in collision with semitrailer truck
· R.I.P: Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok
June 6, 2009
· Doomed Air France flight had no auto pilot
· Humpty Dumpty costume missing in NH
· Judge gives girl Saturdays off from curfew
· Ohio School District Catches Cheaters, Cancels Graduation
· 'Greatest Generation' dwindles at D-Day memorial
· UK's oldest man Allingham is 113
· 'Superhero' students gather in Berwick to set new Guinness World Record
· Yakima cracking down on thong underwear
· Groom arrested after attack on bride
· Drunken Slip Â’n Sliding: Police say intoxicated woman stripped, tried to slide in neighborÂ’s yard
· As mom serves in Iraq, a shocker: Court takes child
June 8, 2009
· Cops: Speeder said he was chasing pot thief
· Parents Pulling the Plugs on Williamsburg Trust-Funders
· Naked vandal trashes Seattle church
· 8 illegal immigrants killed in rollover in Arizona
· N. Korea Sentences Journalists To 12 Years Labor
· Police Records Clerks Fired For Searching For A Date
· On D-Day Google honors video game's anniversary
June 9, 2009
· French reality contestants win right to overtime and benefits
· House boarded up with resident inside
· Fisherman hooks 8-foot missile, brings it to Madeira Beach
· Bacteria lurk as swimmers hit Lake Erie beaches
· Man Hopes to Cash In On Speed Camera Law
· Man with crossbow arrested while picking psychedelic mushrooms
· The Worst And Saddest Of Yahoo! Answers (NSFW, lamguage)
· Small crowd joins Cindy Sheehan-led Bush protest in Dallas. LOL
June 10, 2009
· 2 People Shot at U.S. Holocaust Museum
· Moonlit manatee beach orgy attracts peeping toms to Lauderdale-by-the-Sea
· Crank caller wreaks havoc on Arkansas hotel, duping employees, guests
· 40,000 Africanized bees, electrified fence hamper St. Petersburg firefighters
· This guy was lucky the beer was lite
· Man Accused of DUI in
· First look: Mickey Rourke suits up as Whiplash for 'Iron Man 2'
· Teen Insult Website Taken Down
· Israeli woman trashes $1M mattress (Thanks Sirius)
June 11, 2009
· New York State Police sued for conducting motorcycle-only roadblocks. Right on.
· Daughter of Sonny and Cher getting sex change (No one to notice the difference)
June 12, 2009
· Florida Friday: Lamborghini owner laments water restrictions
· Florida Friday: Wedding Party Falls In Balcony Collapse
· Florida Friday: Marino to leave a little gift for buyer of his Weston digs
· Florida Friday: OMG! Ill-timed text message dooms juvenile burglary suspect
· Florida Friday: 6 Rookie Officers Fired On 1st Day
· Florida Friday: Palm Bay Boy Disappears Twice In One Day
June 14, 2009
· Queens kids overdo it with food fight
· Carrie Prejean Pulls Out Of Special Olympics Appearance (enjoy your final 15 minutes)
· Accused Facebook Spammer Could Face Jail Time
· Anti-drug activist arrested on drug charge
· Minn woman who lost music-share suit gets replay
· Oklahoma Highway Patrol releases scuffle video
June 18, 2009
· What If Vitamin D Deficiency Is a Cause of Autism?
· Mason County couple get bridge souvenir in their bedroom
· Nearly 60% Won't Graduate At South Side School
· 'Car surfing' suspected in Fairbanks man's death
· Bear enters Granby-area house, eats petÂ’s food
June 19, 2009
· Florida Friday: Glasses Help School Go From F To A
· Florida Friday: Elderly woman arrested on cocaine charges in Plant City
· Florida Friday: Mom tries to lift daughter's spirits by boosting goodies
· Florida Friday: A drag queen, a mayor and Twitter.
· Florida Friday: Mother Robs Wendy's With Daughter In Back Seat
· Florida Friday: Fort Pierce man faces 20 charges related to lobster, snook, snapper
· Jury rules against Minn. woman in download case
June 20, 2009
· Swingers forced to flee club in towels (Thanks Sirius)
· US festival to hold lying contest
June 21, 2009
· Makeup Tentacle strikes back at distracted driving
· Lobster, wine and sleep follow Maine break-in
· 1 dead after gunmen attempt Denny's takeover
· Man builds toothpick city
· Evicted for Easter bunnies? Boulder County woman asks jury to decide
· Passenger says TSA agents harassed him. And you wonder why I drive. Losers.
· Online dating helping pathetic women get their hopes crushed more efficiently
June 22, 2009
· Letter burner is Postman Pot
· Lancaster, Pa., keeps a close eye on itself
· Cockfights thrive as Tennessee tradition
· Maxim JULY COVER GIRL: Olivia Wilde Photos
· Modder Builds USB Adapter for SNES Carts
June 23, 2009
· Most endangered feline brought back from the brink
· Driver takes to the streets - on golf cart
· R.I.P: Darrell "Shifty" Powers - Veteran a part of 'Band of Brothers'
· Majorgeeks locals; Woman calls 911, then allegedly keys police car
· SC governor takes a hike, leaves leaders in dark
· Club Sues 14-Year-Old. Can't make this crap up.
· Nazareth rescinds 7-year-old Tatamy boy's library privileges over residency
· Wrong-way parking leads to 6-pound pot bust
· R.I.P: Legendary Television Host and Comedian Ed McMahon Dead at 86
June 24, 2009
· Hobe Sound man charged with grand theft auto after car ran out of gas
June 25, 2009
· Dina LohanÂ’s bizarre towel rant
· Spoiler alert (video)
· Boy, 12, Claims Teacher Had Sex With Him After She Moved Into Family Home
· Britain is Euro cocaine capital
· 'Most Dangerous' Neighborhoods In US Ranked. Thanks Chicago for making Florida look a little better!
· Teenage strippers sue Atlanta
· Gym Instructor Turns Junk Food Addict
· R.I.P: Farrah Fawcett Dies At 62
· Pop Legend Michael Jackson Dead at 50
June 26, 2009
· Florida Friday: Weeki Wachee manager fired, accused of sexually harassing mermaid
· Florida Friday: Thirsty work: grandma, grandkids selling water at intersections
· Florida Friday: Man Arrested For Making False 911 Calls
· Florida Friday: Sanford Man Rescued From Sewage
· Florida Friday: Man Stabs Ex-Girlfriend's Dad (Mugshot)
· Clever burglar remembered to spray paint the camera
· Cops: Prostitute, Frito-Lay worker agreed on exchange of oral treats
June 28, 2009
· TV pitchman Billy Mays found dead at Florida home.
June 29, 2009
· Illegal drugs such as Ecstasy showing up as cartoon-shaped pills in KC
· Lee County deputies report confronting disorderly crowd, 4 arrested
· Bible-Dispensing Family Arrested At Pride Festival
· Smoker decides to grow his own tobacco
· My Husband Was Addicted to Cybersex
· Man rescued from lift twice in a month
· Man says he'll give teen back his canoe for a case of beer
June 30, 2009
· Children's emergency doctor high on gas
· School Crossing Sign Misspelled
· Flight canceled over copilot's indiscretion
· Kristina Higgins Miss Georgia 2009 Quits (PHOTOS, VIDEO)
· Friends mourn Milwaukie fighter pilot who served in three wars (MJ fans, THIS is someone you look up to)
· Air Force test fires missile from Calif coast
· White Firefighters Win Supreme Court Appeal
