Archive for July 2009

July 1, 2009

· CEO gives board members a pornographic surprise
· Airline safety video gives truly bare essentials
· Boxing grandpa hits back at thief (Great mug shot)
· Woman Steals $650 In Gum From Hospital Gift Shop
· Construction crew aids in rescue of woman; man drowns (must see photo and video)
· Top prostitution offenders in Knox County
· Jeff Goldblum Will Be Missed

July 2, 2009

· Arthur Benjamin: Lightning calculation and other "Mathemagic"
· Swiss firefighters save elderly woman from her burning television by changing the channel
· US beats Iran 106-55 at world junior basketball championships
· Majorgeeks Locals: Robbers hit gas station, run out of gas, police say
· R.I.P: Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden dead at 97
· Police Say Blue Ash Woman Sold Crack In Lockland with Granddaughter in tow
· Neighbors complain about bikini fireworks stand. Oh yes, there is a pic

July 3, 2009

· Florida Friday: AJ's owner Laird arrested at Club 10
· Florida Friday: Man Attacks Realtor Agent With Hammer
· Florida Friday: Fort Pierce man chases girlfriend with machete, is charged with assault, police say
· Florida Friday: Man busted: Powder was flour for pork chops
· Florida Friday: Seat belt stop leads to arrest of kidnapping suspect in Palm Bay
· Gary Coleman's Wife Busted for Domestic Violence (Get out the eye bleach for this mugshot)
· Police: Teens mishear sex screams, beat man
· Grand Old Mug Shots
· Bear attacks man, takes sandwich
· Florida Friday: Pair arrested in theft of skunk after one tries to return it

July 4, 2009

· Woman's DIY Plastic Surgery Turns Out About As Well As You'd Think
· Lincoln Gets Cheesy on
· Nasa chimps earn Florida comforts after taking a punishing step for Mankind
· Naked 'Terminator' arrested at casino
· Angry about being fired, man attacks supervisor with baseball bat, police say
· What CAN you do in your pool for fun?
· 101 Year Old Meals On Wheels Navigator
· MI6 chief blows his cover as wife's Facebook account reveals family details
· Man steals produce from fatal accident scene
· FDA May Take Vicodin And Percocet Off The Market
· Muppets performing "Stars and Stripes Forever"
· Steve McNair Found Dead
· Aide to Iran's Supreme Leader Calls Mousavi a U.S. Agent

July 7, 2009

· Boynton Beach arsonists try to set pool on fire
· Ex-TCU football player Lorenzo Jones shot during argument over can of beer
· Baytown fast-food manager tricked into pulling alarm
· Teacher regrets mock 'wedding'. Teacher?
· Man clad only in underwear tries to burglarize Alexandria home, police report
· Man claims to be Devil, jams thumbs in man's eyes in Port St. Lucie, police say
· Reserve officer allegedly drunk in squad car
· Fraser teen helped by Make-A-Wish drowns after raft flips
· Attorney: Marion Barry's Girlfriend Changed Her Mind About Weekend Vacation

July 9, 2009

· Free Jeep Wrangler If You Marry This Woman
· The Black Funeral of Michael Jackson
· Hundreds Tested for Hepatitis C as Surgery Tech Heads to Court
· New estimate on cemetery bodies: 200 to 300
· Man stiffs Denton tattoo parlor for religious ink
· Nervous Calgarian arrested at border
· Slim Jim Shortage in Effect

July 10, 2009

· "United Breaks Guitars" a Smash Hit on YouTube
· Florida Friday: Jacksonville Zoo Newborn Giraffe
· Florida Friday: Indian River County man calls police to remove grenade from truck toolbox
· Florida Friday: Church's anti-Islam sign stirs protest
· Florida Friday: Woman arrested for battery after poking boyfriend in groin with her sex toy
· Florida Friday: Car tint crackdown yields surprise
· Florida Friday: Arrest of Fake Silicone Doctor Spurs Calls (Wait, that's a dude??)
· "United Breaks Guitars" a Smash Hit on YouTube
· Florida Friday: Parents of 16 kids found

July 11, 2009

· Gay couple detained near Mormon plaza after kiss
· Mechanicsburg girl was assaulted by family over belly ring, police say
· Man who regained his sight 10 years after explosion now charged in court
· Couple charged with having sex in a parked car loaded with drug-making equipment, ingredients
· Ozzy Osbourne devastated after pet dog eaten by coyote

July 13, 2009

· Enraged Man Smashes Motorcycle Into Jewelry Store
· Study shows alcohol might reduce risk of Alzheimer's
· Wedding crasher booked after knocking out guest
· Port Angeles woman allegedly pulls gun on Wal-Mart customers
· Same-sex penguin couple split
· Train-mooning draws smaller, calmer crowd

July 14, 2009

· Part 2 with video interview; Woman places ad to 'barter' her Jeep for a husband
· Second brawl erupts in courthouse
· Mailbox kills woman leaning out of car
· Attorney's Million Dollar Dare Comes Back to Haunt Him
· Woman assaults roommate with air freshener, potted plant
· Police say bragging about Euless burglary leads to gunbattle
· Cursing can help cut pain

July 16, 2009

· Extreme BassFX - Hot Import Nights. Funny YouTube video
· Man accused of impersonating firefighter
· 'Topless nun' sues on Facebook pic
· 10 Things That Will Not End Well
· Kids TV praises Gaza mom's suicide bombing
· Horry County police asked to avoid bar on Waterway
· Busted 'parking,' naked man hits deputy with car
· Cops: Woman stabbed "cheater" boyfriend after catching him wanking

July 17, 2009

· Forgetful robber leaves behind beer in hold-up
· Florida Friday: Pembroke Pines HOA changes its mind: family can keep cross
· Florida Friday: Pig tased, taken into custody
· Florida Friday: Bones lead to mystery Miami graveyard from 1900s
· RIP: The best of Walter Cronkite

July 20, 2009

· Apollo 11 Crew: Where Are They Now?
· She was homeless with 3 kids; a kind soul was ready to help, and then . . .
· Couples can say 'I do' at Fla. drive-through
· Man accidentally shoots himself on I-5
· Is 'absolutely' overused? Absolutely!Story Highlights
· Driver had taser pulled on him, after refusing to sign ticket

July 21, 2009

· 'Barrel monster' creator gets community service

July 22, 2009

· Little helpers' wedding opens Santa Congress
· 4 more arrested in city drug sweep; 7 wanted. Mugshots!
· Woman Found Dead at McDonald's Food Processing Plant
· Snakes on a plane? Shark on a train!
· Police Arrest, Handcuff 3 Young Children
· Seven Ways to Be Cool at Comic Con. Not going strangely absent.
· Huge C-17 fuselage arrives in Seal Beach

July 23, 2009

· Wrestler/actor Piper facing DUI charges
· Women wanted for chocolate experiments
· Taxpayer funded 'man cave' at N.Y. Capitol
· FACT CHECK: Obama's health care claims adrift?
· North Korea in bizarre Hillary Clinton attack
· PETA protests National Hot Dog Day (Borderline NSFW, after all this is PETA)
· Sorry, but breast IS best (I believe! Possibly NSFW, again)

July 24, 2009

· Florida Friday: South Florida town's mayor defends firing manager after learning his wife is a porn actress
· Florida Friday: Troopers Catch McDonald's Robbery Suspects
· Florida Friday: Naked Bicyclist Nabbed
· Florida Friday: Sanford salvage yard fined $160,000 (Sanford & Son unavailable for comment)
· Florida Friday: Fla. woman practiced dentistry in garage
· Florida Friday: $70,000 Worth Of Beer Stolen
· Florida Friday: Dead Shark Left In Miami Street After Failed Sale
· R.I.P: John Barry dies at 84; former executive made WD-40 a household name
· Florida Friday: Unusual facial tattoo leads to robber's arrest
· Florida Friday: Toe-tally weird: Kids say Tampa high school leader popped their toes

July 25, 2009

· Hawaii says "stay away" to the Wienermobile

July 27, 2009

· Led Zeppelin's Robert Plant in car crash with drugs counsellor
· Small Town's Ode to Ethnic Culture Draws Call From 'the Art Police' Over Licensing
· Tattooed gangster forced to look like Tom Selleck
· We Predict More Lawsuits in Dov Charney's Future
· THE COOLEST MUTT IN THE EAST
· Pictured: The record-breaking kayaker who risked life and limb in a 186ft waterfall drop

July 28, 2009

· Leif Olson Amazing Hole In One THE BEST EVER!
· Nicolas Sarkozy told to give up fitness regime influenced by his wife Carla Bruni
· Burglars pick wrong place to sleep it off
· Woman pleads guilty to illegal silicone butt injections. I'll butt she's sorry.
· AT&T Charges You A Fee For Getting A Discount
· 911 caller in Gates arrest never referred to 'black suspects'
· Part II: 'Man cave' case tossed

July 29, 2009

· Race between taverns ends in a messy tie

July 30, 2009

· Homeless get one-way tickets out of N.Y.C.
· R.I.P Meets Majorgeeks Locals: CNY loses its biggest race fan, John Hill

July 31, 2009

· Florida Friday: Busted on MySpace: 2 FL men face charges over gang photos on Web sites
· Florida Friday: Man Attacks Roommate With Coconut
· Florida Friday Meets R.I.P: Destination Daytona Owner Bruce Rossmeyer
· Florida Friday: Porn star and would-be Louisiana politician busted in Tampa
· Florida Friday: TSA Plunders Boy's Disney Toys. I see TSA IQ requirements remain unchanged?
· Florida Friday: Man 'Killed' By Lightning Warns Others
· Florida Friday: Dolphin euthanized after being attacked by sharks