Archive for August 2009
August 1, 2009
· Bid for mattress domino record
· Police: Drunk driver wrecked car, robbed good Samaritan, and attacked officer
· Looking for a Bargain Dinner? Try Lobster
· Total age of the four perps who kick off our mug shot roundup: 46
· Shooting Victims Lured To Alley By Sex. Get eye bleach, click link. In THAT order.
· Skateboarder killed on highway
· Scorned Women Seek Revenge on Three-Timer
August 4, 2009
· Men want to buy a date with Megan Fox.. and Top Gear
· Venezuela seizes coffee companies
· Dozy partygoer in railway sofa odyssey
· Police: Bexar County Constable was drunk and pulling people over
· Kamloops yoga instructor told his shorts are too short
· 200-pound python killed in Okeechobee
· Woman found bound in ditch not helping police
· Plot by four women leaves unfaithful man bound, humiliated and, uh, glued
August 5, 2009
· North Korea to capure the moon
· Man charged with DUI on lawnmower during beer run
· Peeing in the shower saves the rainforest.
· Four shot dead at Pennsylvania gym
· 'Super glue' victim of angry lovers arrested in Fond du Lac on allegations of child abuse, theft, unlawful phone use, harassment
August 6, 2009
· Teen dies at internet addiction camp in China
August 7, 2009
· R.I.P: Breakfast Club director John Hughes dies
· Florida Friday: Jensen Beach man claims cat downloaded child porn
· Florida Friday: 2 Tampa area divers die while hunting lobsters in Keys
· Florida Friday: After amnesty, paraplegic man still owes Palm Bay a hefty fine
· Iacocca Mustang sells for $75k
August 9, 2009
· More Debt Means More Obesity, Study Says
· Parks Department evicts hot dog vendor from pricey spot near Metropolitan Museum of Art over rent
· 47 trapped on 'nightmare' flight to the Twin Cities
· Pesky Camels Will Be Shot From Helicopters
· Town plays lotto to fill coffers
· SCOTS SNIPER KILLS TALIBAN LEADER WITH LONGEST SHOT
· Cops say stepdad filmed girl in bedroom
· Inmate Hid Gun in His Fat, Jail Says
· The Poorest Place in America. Welcome to New York!
August 10, 2009
· Odd tricycle mapping Paris streets for Google
· Church Thwarts Alleged Robber During Service
· "Furries" agog about animal togs
· R.I.P: Former Jack DanielÂ’s master distiller dies at 69
August 11, 2009
· Vt. police arrest man driving backward on highway
· Would-be thief gets a taste of small town justice
· Fla. Barber Shop Closed For Alleged Prostitution
· Girl Says Family Wants To Kill Her For Being Christian
· Man Accused Of Robbing
· We're #1 . . . in attacks on the homeless
· Cops questioned Pittsburgh health club shooter a week before shootings
August 12, 2009
· Part II: 60-Year-Old Man Convicted Of Groping Minnie Mouse
· Elmore County man gets 30 years for child porn (of course there is more to it)
· 'Revolutionary' use for aspirin? May help colon cancer patients
· Finally, a photo of girls in prom dresses holding chickens that makes total sense.
· 60-Pound Bag Of Cocaine Found Lying In Open
· Adelaide cops baffled by cucumber thefts
· The child bollards that are so lifelike they're scaring motorists
· Unconventional Methods To Prevent Influenza
· 37-inch flat screen TV for $100 is really an oven door
· Brazil Crime Show Host May Have Ordered Killings to Boost Ratings
· Orange County Choppers builds electric motorcycle, breaks the law
August 13, 2009
· Fake wedding tricks family into reunion
· R.I.P: Guitar legend-inventor Les Paul dies at age 94
August 14, 2009
· Florida Friday: Port St. Lucie mom accused of forcing teen daughter to drive her to buy cocaine, pills
· Florida Friday: Doctor fired over 'America Dies on Dunkin'' sign (or telling the truth)
· Florida Friday: Mass. man apologizes to police for conduct during '97 arrest, gets violently arrested next day
· Florida Friday: Ever play tug-of-war -- with a gator?
· Florida Friday: Wallet With $2K Returned To Owner By Mail
· Man seen "humping" car trunk, falls asleep. Mug shot!
· Manson 'Family Member' Lynette 'Squeaky' Fromme Released From Prison
August 15, 2009
· 'Mrs. Jesus' arrested at car dealership, charged with fraud
· Stuart Woman Accused Of Stealing Bacon From Work
· Mug shot roundup acknowledges roots of newest Philadelphia Eagle
· Majorgeeks locals: Lockheed demonstration ends with crash
· Back-to-school cash plan opened door to 'rampant' fraud
August 17, 2009
· Search for paper lantern costly
· TV Stig riddle of century
August 18, 2009
· 3rd Disney World employee dies in just over month
· Miley Cyrus stalking suspect to appear in court
· Bear Tears Up Motorcycle Looking For Pizza
· Birmingham school board candidate lied about biography, records show and he admits
· Man suspected to be Winnie the Pooh bandit is charged
· Boy causes $6K in damage after grandma refuses cigarette
· Man Drove Snowmobile Under the Influence
· Honolulu Cops Try to Run Away; Arrested on Drug Charges
· Mobile Stripper pole on bicycle New York streets!!!
August 19, 2009
· Awesome video of a kid parallel parking his Power Wheels.
· First radio track from KISS New Album SONIC BOOM. Sounds great, check it out!
August 20, 2009
· Drinkers 'ignorant of sleep woes'
· "Putpockets" give a little extra cash
· Car Thief Acts On Seller's Generous Offer
· Police looking for man who licked woman's foot
· 'My Husband is Annoying' is chock full of irritating traits of blog writer's hubby
August 21, 2009
· Florida Friday: Cops: Teacher Sent Student Love E-Mail
· Florida Friday: Cops: Police: Beer thief didn't get far
· Florida Friday: Stun gun, pepper spray needed to calm naked man
· Florida Friday: Mints Believed To Be Crack Land Man In Jail
· Florida Friday: Man Calls 911 Over Hidden Alcohol
· Florida Friday: Search on for dognapped Chihuahua with pink earrings
· Florida Friday: Bank Sells Woman's Home By Mistake
· Texas deputies disciplined for staging hot-waitress-with-rifle pics
August 22, 2009
· 2 buskers banned in English city
· Cheater's Porsche on the market
· Teacher allegedly paid student after sex
· Death crash driver could go back to jail (Mensa reject of the day)
· Police: Officer Pretended To Be Twin For Sex
· 9-year-old leads Nashville police on car chase
· Crash into Fort Worth Walmart was only the start of mayhem
· Is God protecting Fla. at Gov. Crist's request?
· Double Down with KFC
· £200,000 and 51 operations turn a mother of three into Queen Nefertiti (Apologies to previous Mensa reject)
August 25, 2009
· Crouching tufty, hidden dragon: The amazing Kung Fu squirrels
· Lager thief charged after ASDA manager identifies him during job interview
· Motorist allegedly ‘moonedÂ’ by driver
· Kettering mother arrested for selling sex; child home alone (Mugshot, run away)
· Feuding families cause riot of about 150 in Ala.
· S.C. robbery suspect dies after painting his face
· AG: Meth Ring Suspects Used Comic Books To Launder Money
· Pipe bombs detonated at Hillsdale High
· Law official: Jackson's death ruled homicide
· 'People secretly love the mullet,' contestant says
· Tennessee Man Claims CIA Link to Beat Speeding Ticket
August 26, 2009
· Laptop fire blamed for Vancouver death
August 27, 2009
· Mexican Police Arrest 6 Men for Stealing Pieces of Border Fence
· Bigger butt may mean fewer hip fractures
· Bernanke Victimized by Identity Fraud Ring
· Florida Pastor Faked Kidnapping To Cheat On Wife
· Tycoon sues his ex-wife after discovering children were not his
· Dutch museum's moon rock a fake (Thanks sirius)
· Bernanke Falls Victim to Identify Theft
August 28, 2009
· Florida Friday: Three arrested in robbery that netted $0.75
· Florida Friday: WhoÂ’s Your Daddy
· Florida Friday: Police say 'Stun Gun Granny' isn't a grandmother at all
· Florida Friday: Porn web site address almost identical to Pace High School's
· Florida Friday: Man Holds DUI Suspect In Backyard For Police
· Florida Friday: Crystal Beth gets arrested for crystal meth operation (MUGS)
· Florida Friday: Sex offender challenges "child safety zones"
· Florida Friday: Boy gets special ride to school -- in a helicopter; FAA alerted
· SPCA Exec's Dog Left in Hot Car, Dies
August 29, 2009
· Swine flu likely present in all Brevard schools
· Cancel that; Swine flu stays out of Brevard schools -- for now
· Wife catches husband licking woman's face in club - then beats him up
· 6-Inch Mistake Delays SR-50/436 Project
· The Art of Becoming a 59 Year Old Dorm Rat
· Woman's frantic 911 call helps convict her killer
· Man accidentally shoots himself in road-rage incident
· shot roundup begins with a man who probably likes spinach
· Sheriff: Deputy overlooked site where girl held
August 30, 2009
· Drunk driver found naked after fleeing 'wake of chaos'
August 31, 2009
· Tampa man refuses to pay cab fare, threatens driver
· Armed Missouri woman forces plane to abort landing
· Unique hobby for a 10 year old boy. Hint; it sucks
· Catalogue uproar a surprise
