Archive for September 2009
September 2, 2009
· The Article Cash4Gold Doesn't Want You To Read
· Motorcycles, sheep, dentures and phone chargers
· BP Makes ‘GiantÂ’ Oil Discovery in Gulf of Mexico
· Police: Cyclist Mistaken For Thief, Rammed By Van
· Police: 'Chunky' escorts rip off intoxicated men
· How to Lose $3 Million in Six Years
· The Quick 10: 10 Secret Menu Items
· With electronic contact lenses, bionic eyesight could become reality (Thanks Pierre)
September 4, 2009
· Florida Friday: Behind Florida's Exodus: Rising Taxes, Political Ineptitude
· Florida Friday: Why you should wait until you get home before taking Viagra
· Florida Friday: Angry Jacksonville teen stabs mother
· Florida Friday: Rising Taxes Drive Out Residents
· Florida Friday: Man Injures Self Breaking Into Jail
· Florida Friday: Sarasota man charged with taking nude photos of sleeping woman (Mugshot FTW)
· Florida Friday: Inmate work crew cuts the cord on Destin's Beach Radio
September 6, 2009
· Nun faces DWI charge after crash
· Obama 'Green Jobs' Adviser Van Jones Resigns Amid Controversy
· Clown couple celebrates love
· 18 Wackiest Tramp Stamps (NSFW)
· Is there a dentist in the house?
· Girl Poses As 71-Year-Old To Save On Tuition
· Dispatcher Charged
September 7, 2009
· 150-mile car chase ends in surrender
· 80 year man fends off would-be carjacker
· Time for a Kat inspection
· Firefighters dodge corks as wine truck burns
· St. Paul man threatens cousin for nude photos
· Oregon 'preppers' stockpile guns and food in fear of calamity
· Neighbor: Rocket launcher 'a little over the top' (Chek out the neet coments)
September 8, 2009
· Samoan drivers switch to left side of road
· Soap Actress Says She Was Fired Because of Religious Beliefs
· So much for packing a, um, rod
· Probe Underway Into High School Strip-Search
September 9, 2009
· Why they're taking sex out of Middlesex
· Japan Studies Noisier Hybrids to Protect Blind
· Playboy poser strikes again
· Man guilty of beating ex-girlfriend with flip-flop in Portsmouth
· Sailor Jessica Watson hits bulk carrier before solo round the world voyage
· Just What The World Needed, A Big Mac Burrito
· NRA lobbyist shoots down rival birds
· Cops find man isn't dead, just a slob
September 10, 2009
· Carrollton Police Officer Fired For Egging Home
· Facebook isn't for politics group. Join us to make that statement! Spread the word!
· Woman claimed cannabis in suitcase was grass cuttings from dads garden
· Police: Ohio robbery suspect asked victim for date
· Ont. nuclear plant fires employees over internet use
September 11, 2009
· Coast Guard confronts boat in secure zone near Pentagon
· Florida Friday: Pink sticker on teal car leads to Fort Pierce man accused of robbing Stuart pharmacy, police say
· Florida Friday: Shuttle landing delayed until 8:40, weather permitting
· Florida Friday: Man arrested after trying to teach cat a lesson
· Florida Friday: In Tampa, robbers show up in bizarre disguises
· Florida Friday: Bowling night peep show
· Florida Friday: UPS Worker Stole $53K In Sunglasses
September 12, 2009
· Blonde Beats Speeding Tickets With "I'm Pretty" Sign (Circus mirror?)
· The 'super-extreme' six-inch stiletto arrives, but it's not for everyone
· The obese woman who's made millions from an extreme diet that was blamed for the death of a bride-to-be
· A dozen perps with beaten beaks kick off mug shot roundup
September 13, 2009
· Lafayette middle school discourages jelly bracelets, citing sexual meanings
· ‘Pooh Bear' arrested on narcotics charges
· Vampire Diaries Castmembers Busted, Mug It Up for Cops
· Crowds Pack Downtown D.C. To Protest Spending
· Key Figure in Blagojevich Corruption Probe Found Dead
· Government in talks over tax on cyclists. There's a tax I understand.
· Woman, 97, gets ride on Harley
· Police Arrest Man for Statutory Rape After He Prank Calls 911
September 14, 2009
· Brothel open day attracts big crowd
· Teen charged after 'emergency' run to McDonald's
· Baby alligator among items seized by TSA
· Police: Body found could be missing Yale student
· Bungling burglar wore high-visibility fluorescent bib
· 'Bin Laden' tape harangues Obama
· R.I.P: Patrick Swayze dies at 57
September 15, 2009
· Wikipedia has its fill of nasty edits
· Naked man foils car theft, nabs suspect for Boulder police
· WOW: The astonishing twisters captured by storm-chasing photographer
· Man knocks on wrong door, punches homeowner
· Obama said to call Kanye West a 'jackass.' But not officially
· D.C. Police Search for Suspect in Wheelchair
· Part III: Yale's 'worst fears' come true
· The Top 10 White Trash Heroes of Cinema
· Despite swine flu, some take shots at hand sanitizer
· Must see good times: The People Of WalMart
September 17, 2009
· Judge's affair won't stop execution
September 18, 2009
· Florida Friday: Dad Turns In Teen Carrying Knife
· Florida Friday: Riverview man shaves daughter's head as punishment
· Florida Friday: Man to 911: bar won't serve me
· Florida Friday: Hair clippers, cologne lead to brief evacuation of Tallahassee Regional Airport lobby
· Florida Friday: Deputies catch man naked on motorcycle
· Florida Friday: More recordings show pattern of debt collection abuse
· Florida Friday: Arianne Prevost, Gator-Slaying Blonde
September 19, 2009
· Burglar Checks Facebook During Raid, Gets Busted
September 21, 2009
· Man Accused Of Ramming House, Trying To Run Over Greene County SheriffÂ’s Deputy
· Man Sought in 'Horrific' Murder of Wife, 5 Kids
· THE WORLD ENDS TOMORROW.
· Porn row pizza workers strike
· Obesity epidemic forces venue to make seats bigger
· Kit and Dick Schmoker? Really?
· Man found dead in Pasco lake was lonely drifter (Just skip proofreading, eh?)
· Man tells real cop 'I'm a cop,' gets arrested
· Newark 4 year old passes out cocaine at daycare thinking it was candy
September 22, 2009
· Shooting Victim Says Suspects Stole His Pants
· Miss. Police Use Taser, Handcuffs On Wayward Emu
· Another trooper fired over sex
· Collector finds mint Cadillacs in old North Vancouver garage
· AmericaÂ’s Food Revolution
· Belton man pleads not guilty in fatal shooting allegedly connected to his cross-dressing
September 23, 2009
· Stunt star did time for child sex offences
· Sydney dust storm; flight chaos, health worries
· Cool Time Lapse Video of Atlantis Getting Mounted On Its 747 Mothership
· Workers at French heater factory pose nude in calendar in bid to save their jobs
· India's cricket coach says sex improves players' performance
September 25, 2009
· Florida Friday: Sex Offenders Welcome: Fla. Apartments Offer Home
· Florida Friday: St. Petersburg firefighters accidentally run over victim they were sent to help
· Florida Friday: More employers looking at their roles in obesity
· Florida Friday: Garbage Men Trained To Fight Crime
· Florida Friday: Former deputy sues over drinking disability
· Friday Photo Fun
· Six Flags announces park bound for Nigeria
September 28, 2009
· SNL WonÂ’t Fire New Cast Member Jenny Slate For Dropping F-Bomb
· Wheel crate driver
· Woman reports theft of 20 Fruit Roll-Ups
· Man Set On Fire During Fight
· DNA test shows Hitler skull is that of a woman
· Eldest person at Senior Games has a ball
· Men's-only knitting night
· 80s Video Dating Montage
September 29, 2009
· Obama Souvenir Sales Softening in DC
· German men are 'world's worst lovers' with English men in second place
· Facebook reinstates model, radio host
· B.C. billionaire busted in sex-worker 'struggle' (Bonus, his name is Ho. Too soon?)
· Car stuck in Gwinnett sinkhole vandalized
September 30, 2009
· Powerful earthquake rocks western Indonesia
· Michael Moore Has Criticism for Obama. El oh el
· Killer groupies an unexplained mystery
· Sarasota man admits he put razor blades on bushes
· School torched following Swedish teens' failed hand gel tests
· Akron Robber Focuses on Dough, Crispy Chicken Skin
· Motorist accused of hitting passenger with golf club
· 50 Extraordinary and Attractive Billboards
