Archive for October 2009
October 2, 2009
· Florida Friday: County turns sinkhole into stormwater control system
· Florida Friday: Girl, 2, had hands and mouth taped
· Florida Friday: The firing of Michael Frassetti, part 2
· Florida Friday: Man dies after trying to rob armored truck near Cutler Bay
· Going to San Francisco? Be sure to wear tetrominoes in your hair
· Florida Friday: Fort Pierce woman throws table leg through window, chokes boyfriend when he won't buy her more Natural Ice beer
· Friday Photo Fun XXXI
· Recession's unemployment takes bigger toll on singles
· Letterman Extortion Revealed (VIDEO): Admits Affairs With Employees, Targeted By Extortionist
· Welcome to Walmart wedding
· Oregon "man" arrested for allegedly threatening to blow up plane at San Francisco Airport
October 3, 2009
· Video: Chris Paul's off-the-ceiling trick shot
· 11 Things Wal-Mart Has Banned (Crap made in China always acceptable)
· Chick-Fil-A Has The Best Drive-Thru
· Slow order leads to alleged assault at KFC. Classic mugshot.
· Former Kansas radio executive wins lottery prize during embezzlement case
· Woman Receives Heart From Soldier Killed In War
· Obese skunk put on vegetarian diet to battle bacon addiction
October 4, 2009
· Watch out for flesh-eating chipmunks
· India pilots in mid-air 'scuffle'
· 78-year-old bank teller kicks out would-be robber
· International Pickle Day
October 7, 2009
· 'Psycho' shrink accused of stabbing hubby allowed to go home
· La. prosecutor probes ACORN after embezzlement
· Pumpkin cannon could be ultimate big-boy toy
· Toys"R"Us scolded for gender discrimination
· Head of Ala. state troopers a victim in DUI
· Pirates hit navy ship 'in error'
October 8, 2009
· Davy Jones lashes out at Monkees
· Barrel monster gets the girl
· Majorgeeks locals: Police station vandals caught
October 9, 2009
· Florida Friday: Judge tells 'Speedo Man:' No more thongs
· Florida Friday: Woman found in Fla. home under 8 feet of trash
· Florida Friday: No jail time over hot sauce incident
· Principal Peeping Tom
· Obama awarded 2009 Nobel Peace Prize (HUH?)
· Animated ASCII ART Gallery
· Florida Friday: Congressional candidate draws fire for shooting at target bearing rival's initials
· Florida Friday: Sweet Smelling Burglary; $100K In Chanel Perfume
· Smelly, fat, seat-kickers worst plane passengers (44% fatties think a second seat should be free????)
· GM Officially Sells HUMMER To The Chinese
October 11, 2009
· Who stole more than $200,000 at Walmart?
· Star Wars Tauntaun Sleeping Bag Will be Available in November
· Phony fortune teller scammed teen in Lake Grove, police say
· 1 in 10 white boys fail
· 12 cows seized, owners face charges
· Fla. Man Accidentally Shoots, Kills Fiancee Day Before Wedding
· Obsolete Gadget Tattoos Are Seven Shades of Wrong
· Rockport's own 'Knight Rider'
· Ok, Someone Should Have Thought This VeggieTales Cookie Cutter Through
· Sheboygan woman strips to avoid arrest for shoplifting
October 12, 2009
· Cow Abducted by Flying Saucer in Argentina?
· Home invasion by man with no pants
· "Mummy, sausages are like a party in my mouth."
· Insurer refuses to cover baby, says heÂ’s ‘too fatÂ’
· ItÂ’s a Fork, ItÂ’s a Spoon, ItÂ’s a ... Weapon?
· Naked man arrested after three county police chase
· Your Plane Is Probably On Time, Thanks To The Recession
· Weird celebrity baby names
October 14, 2009
· Scrubs Star Zach Braff: 'I'm Not Dead'
· Police officer fired for viewing porn on duty
· Police, help! Someone stole my weed
· Mom irate when tot walks out of care center onto busy street (Tip: strangers don't care about your kid)
· Vet Kills Himself After Being Carded At Movie Theater
· Basketball coach charged with 'manipulating' genitals at Costco
· St. Lucie deputies reprimanded, one for making fun of disabled man
· Riviera Beach issues warning after reported python sighting
· Obama 'approved 13,000 more troops' to Afghanistan. Peace.
October 15, 2009
· I <3 NY: Burn barrels put on scrap heap of history
· NJ city councilman: Sex was last thing on my mind
· Harley kills Buell, will sell MV Agusta
· Experimental aircraft lands, no sign of boy
October 16, 2009
· Intervention: Laptop
· Florida Friday: Fight breaks out at St. Petersburg City Council meeting
· Florida Friday: Stepdad Shoots Stepdaughter's Amorous Boyfriend
· Florida Friday: Orlando-area "doctor" wins Powerball prize
· Florida Friday: Wayward Fla. manatee in chilly New York
· Florida Friday: Woman Finds Nude Videos Of Self, Friend Arrested
· Crash involving track hoe injures 1, shuts down part of SR520
· Florida Friday: Radio Host Arrested For More Alleged Sex Crimes
October 17, 2009
· Woman's lottery hoax causes riot at Ohio Burlington Coat Factory store
October 18, 2009
· Mass. town uses goats to clear meadow, save a buck
· A Collection Of Pre-1930 Awkward Family Photos
· For Ala. man, XXXXXXX marks spot for ticket-magnet
· Bear walks into store, goes straight for beer cooler
· Beer Ad Shows 'Ho White' and 7 Dwarves
October 19, 2009
· Majorgeeks locals: Otisco woman accused of DWI after driving to police to pick up another driver charged with DWI
October 20, 2009
· Holocaust denier sues survivor, calling Auschwitz memoir vicious lies'
· A ''cooterrific" event returning to Citrus County
· Woman Sets Trailer On Fire Trying To Get Raccoon
· Scientist Arrested On Spy Charges Worked For Department Of Defense
· Dude Where is my Harlem
· Raid blunder police order mum out of shower
· 6 Things Your Body Does Every Day That Science Can't Explain
October 22, 2009
· Man Sues Hospital for Misdiagnosing Him With Cancer, Giving Him Artificial Rectum
· Car speeding on Tappan Zee found with $7,000 worth of drugs, police say
· Beauty website: El Paso No. 1 for ugly men
· Woman recants story of West Virginia abuse
· Newark Airport security guard arrested for making threats against President Obama (You stay classy, NJ)
· Sex ed and a trip to Hooters
· New black Barbies get mixed reviews
· Cops lose 2-gram bag of cocaine used to train dogs
October 23, 2009
· Florida Friday: MJÂ’s Son Creating Shoe Controversy At UCF
· Florida Friday: 'Zonkey' attacks Bay area man
· Florida Friday: Ex-Girlfriend Attacked With Hair Dryer
· Florida Friday: Larger, non-native species invading Treasure Coast
· Florida Friday: Woman Charged With Killing Child With Bra Ruled Incompetent
· Florida Friday: Fla. investigators follow garbage trucks to a landfill and discover 7-year-old girl's body
· Man caught 'carpooling' with teddy bear
October 25, 2009
· Church Janitor Charged With Murder Of N.J. Priest
· Death row may go private in Arizona
· Farmer says meth addict should pay for wild ride
· Robin and Barry Gibb talk about 50 years of the band, from tragedy to how they changed the world
· Jury finds woman ‘not guilty,Â’ then ‘guiltyÂ’
· No Einstein in Your Crib? Get a Refund
October 26, 2009
· Shackled Man Nearly Escapes By Removing His Pants
· Det. La Toya Is The Sylvia Browne Of The Jackson Family
· Yankees oust Angels, return to Fall Classic for first time since '03
· Madoff Billionaire Found Dead in Palm Beach Swimming Pool
· St. Cloud woman jailed after assault report
· Unique sandwich gains national fame
· Report: WHO to Announce Cell Phone, Brain Tumor Link
· Couple Rescues 150 Dogs From Mill.
October 27, 2009
· The weapons of warfare adapt with the age of Airmen
· 5-foot-long alligator captured in Fall River
· Half-million worth of feminine products stolen
· Say farewell to GeoCities, the vintage Web-hosting site
· 'Incompetent' woman caused two fatal crashes at same spot
· 5 Charged With Torturing Home Loan Agents
October 28, 2009
· Geneticists say grandmas do play favourites
· Wyoming man charged with counterfeiting money to pay stripper for private dance (Wait, that's illegal?)
· Sex, alcohol, fat among world's big killers(Uh-oh)
· Pair of alleged Iowa burglars opted for black Sharpie disguise (Instant classic)
· Too Fat To Kill? Weight Used As Defense
· Restaurant owner declares victory in 'Flamingogate' (Awesome pic)
· Former student addicted to World of Warcraft (Started Sept 2008? Pfft, I got over 5+ years into it. Sissy)
October 30, 2009
· Florida Friday: Fired Home Depot worker to file religious discrimination suit
· Florida Friday: Woman Accused Of Spitting On Deputy (Mug shot of the week)
· Florida Friday: Beehive Believed To Be Cause Of Big Condo Fire
· Pay problem parents not to breed - mayor
· Hot Mormon moms pose for calendar
· Qantas plane landed in Perth with 'incapacitated' captain (Isn't that WHY they have "co-pilots"?)
October 31, 2009
· Alek's Controllable Halloween Decorations for Celiac Disease
