Archive for November 2009
November 2, 2009
· If you buy a million doallr firetruck, you might ask how long it is...
· Charity sets odd record: Most people in gorilla suits
· Mmmm, angus burgers anyone?
· Boy, 9, banned from driving 30-tonne front-end loader
· Seniors among least likely to contract H1N1 virus
· San Jose police often use force in resisting-arrest cases. Uhhhhh.
· Oh, Snap: City Attorney Demands Proof of Cocoa Krispies' Immunity-Boosting Claim
· Hit-and-run driver claimed he didn't see 6-foot-tall orange rabbit on the pedicab
· Man with loaded gun arrested at Downtown Disney
· School Employee Accused Of Forcing Student To Eat Pizza
November 3, 2009
· Japanese fishing trawler sunk by giant jellyfish
· Above And Beyond: Hyundai Replaces Car Destroyed In BMW Parking Lot Attack
· R.I.P: 'Legendary' soldier who defused 64 Taliban bombs... only to be killed by the 65th, on his last day
· 911 call: Woman reports self for OWI (With audio)
· Arrested Development uncut reruns available on IFC. You WILL watch!
· From crack to the Cape, local women involved in unrelated, yet unusual crashes
November 4, 2009
· Modified Hummer Drives Underwater (video)
· Supreme Court is asked to spare sniper
· Colorado ski town legalizes pot
· Gun-toting Teletubby commits robbery
· Port Orchard Man Accused of Biting Deputy During DUI Stop
November 5, 2009
· Harley Davidson military thanks video with Marisa Miller
· SC man gets 3 years in prison for sex with horse (Thanks Curt)
· 'Clunker' data show pickup-for-pickup trades
November 6, 2009
· Florida Friday Meets MG Locals; Letter carrier slumped in mail truck wasn't sick — he was drunk
· Florida Friday : Inmates recount how they saved deputy from attack
· Florida Friday : Hoax python trapper facing serious charges
· Florida Friday : Fla. baby found alive in box under sitter's bed
· Florida Friday : Man blames parking lot peep show on “explosive diarrhea”
· Florida Friday : Tips on dialing 911. Enjoy.
· Florida Friday : Woman tells cops she's a drunken nympho with poor pocket knife etiquette
· Florida Friday: 11-Year-Old Helps Mom Deliver Baby Sister
· DUI suspect to cop: 'Dude, I do this every night'. Bonus, his last name is Duis.
· Florida Friday : Former employee opens fire at Orlando office tower
November 8, 2009
· Boy, 9, tries to stop man from taking car
· Topless Dancer Allegedly Punches, Scratches Silverdale Woman
· Detroit Police bust man driving with $60,000 in heroin hidden in kids' activity truck
· Pupils on 'world's shortest flight'
· Twins to celebrate their 100th birthday
· Can a Boy Wear a Skirt to School? (Complete with Emo, lol photo)
· Police: Man offers woman $4 for sex
· Unique homecoming to Vietnam for US commander
November 9, 2009
· Is that a banana in your pocket ...
· Arguing With An Idiot: Glenn Beck's Lawsuit Against Parody Site Rejected
· At the zoo, no escape for a deer in the lions' den
· McRobber orders burger with cash
· Man reaches for dog, gets bitten by alligator
· Husband files for annulment from Central Texas woman who allegedly pretended to have cancer
· Working mom takes down meth ring
· Prosecutors seek Northwestern journalism studentsÂ’ grades
· Woman, 97, has a front seat to homelessness
· Deputies: Driver had her own tequila setup
· Minn. Boy Who Fled Chemo Treatment Now Cancer-Free
· Computer virus victims framed for child porn
November 10, 2009
· SKorean woman passes driver's exam on 950th try
November 12, 2009
· Ebay: Ariel Atom, Ecotec 300hp (Description and questions)
· 1.6 Million Dollar Bugatti Veyron Crashed into Lake! (Video)
November 13, 2009
· Florida Friday : Tampa man calls 911, asks for sex; he gets jail instead
· Florida Friday : Swine Flu and Santa: Can your kid catch it from his lap?
· Florida Friday : Wedding goes wild as guests throw punches
· Florida Friday : Free Pepper Spray For Downtown Workers
· Florida Friday : Jacksonville zoo welcomes baby bonobo
· Florida Friday : Footage seized from strip club captures sex acts
· Wife snares paedophile husband by posing as online schoolgirl using computer in room next door
· McDonald's Monopoly winner gets a sweet $1 million, can now afford to eat healthy
November 15, 2009
· No Treats From Obama
November 18, 2009
· Meaty question: Did cook spit in police chief's burger?
· High rider trims his hedge
· Mysterious sea creature spotted in Madeira Beach canal
· 'Breakfast Club' star accused of stalking
· Georgia high school teacher accused of pursuing 'hit' on student
November 19, 2009
· Five Licking teens hurt in wreck; two listed serious
· Pensioner, 82, beats off robbers with brush
· Expect Eggo Shortages Through Mid-2010. Everybody PANIC!
· Library Patron Arrested For Indecent Exposure
· Florida snowbirds take risks with HIV: study
· Man Spoke Klingon to Son for First Three Years
· US Postal Service ends Alaska letters to Santa effort
November 20, 2009
· Florida Friday : Florida Family of 3 Blindfolded, Held Captive for 3 Days
· Florida Friday : Nude 91-year-old S. Florida man holds alleged burglar at gunpoint
· Florida Friday : Florida Officially Named Strangest State, Just In Case There Were Any Doubts
· Florida Friday : Sheriff: Couple Took 150 Cemetery Vases
· Florida Friday : Fines for too-tall grass could rise to $1,000 a day in Jupiter
· Florida Friday : Boynton wife tried to kill husband three times
· Florida Friday : Mysterious sea creature spotted in Madeira Beach canal
· Pittsburgh Police Want To See Junk In Your Trunk
· Officials: Man tied 15 lizards to chest at airport
November 21, 2009
· Babe 'n Arms: Tom was a hot-tempered cross-dresser with a garage full of guns — and then he became Rachel
November 23, 2009
· Bagel cart prevents armed robbery at Orlando Einstein Bros.
· Vet sues over Big Mac attack
· 'Anti monkey butt' powder gets to the bottom of things
· You think your parents suck? Adopted son traced biological parent to be Charles Manson
· Hero pilot jokes about marital boost in NBC show
· Death to All But Metal - Single of the Week Free On iTunes. Good times.
November 24, 2009
· Apple Refuses To Fix Smokers' Computers
November 25, 2009
· ISP owners could face jail under child porn bill (Thanks Sirius)
· Man marries a videogame (Thanks Curt)
· Coherent after coma? Not so sure
· Man Called "Face of Evil' Gets Death for Murdering Two Girlfriends
· Police: Dad leaves boy and goes into strip club
· Navy SEALs Face Assault Charges for Capturing Most-Wanted Terrorist
· Goodnight Keith Moon
· "Godfather of Spam" goes to prison for four years
· One in Four Teen Girls Have STDs. I'm sure your snowflake is ok.
· Butterball hot line horror stories
· Kirk Cameron -- Mauled by a Bruin in Darwin Fight
November 26, 2009
· Grandma didn't get run over, but she did blow a .415
· Burger King unveils 1000 calorie monster burger
· 32% - Who's Cooking this Thanksgiving?
· Obama's first pardon: A turkey named Courage
· Attack of the Seven-Foot Fairy
· 2 busted for threatening YouTube rap. Di Di Di.
· Claims of Thanksgiving Excess Fueled by Feast of Fuzzy Data
· Gas alert a porky pie as pig lets fly
· Majorgeeks locals; Mattydale man reports $10,000 theft from car parked at Carousel Center
November 27, 2009
· Florida Friday : Stuck in a vent: Suspected burglar caught at business — again, cops say
· Florida Friday : Dog in a BP shirt greets customers at Clearwater store
· Florida Friday : St. Pete man charged with video voyeurism after Publix incident
· Florida Friday : Anti-Islam shirts spark lawsuit by ACLU
· Florida Friday : No Dope: Ft. Lauderdale Man to Smoke 115,000th Joint
· Florida Friday :Mickey Mouse sues Donald Duck. Yes, really
· Florida Friday :Boy, 10, Accidentally Backs Over Father
· Florida Friday : Four killed in Jupiter Thanksgiving massacre, manhunt on
· Florida Friday Meets MG Locals; Would-be robber walks away when woman says she spent all her money
· Florida Friday: Marine, mother reunite for Thanksgiving
November 28, 2009
· Tiger's Wife Changed Her Story
· New photos of the worldÂ’s tallest model arrive (10 Photos, 1 video)
· U.S. journalist grilled at Canada border crossing
· TVNewser's Billboard of the Week
· Can't afford a wedding? Do it in line at Best Buy before buying all your kids crap
· 'Geek Love' author fights off purse snatcher in Northwest Portland
· Evidence of life on Mars lurks beneath surface of meteorite, Nasa experts claim
· My tattoos are breast (NSFW)
November 30, 2009
· Hot Moms turn on charm to help others
· Muni rider: Tooth bandit followed her off bus
· BRIGHTON > Woman rams burning pickup into house, police say
· Moller Skycar to finally crash and burn?
· Part II: W.Va. man sues over use of mugshot
