Archive for March 2011
March 1, 2011
· Top 10 Fattest Criminals of All Time
· Photographing cows or other farm scenery could land you in jail under Senate bill
· East Naples "man" drags, grabs throat of 75-year-old mother, deputies say
· Woman robbed while changing flat tire
· Deputies say man has crack in buttocks after dog sniffs rear
· R.I.P: Hollywood star Jane Russell dies at 89
· The President's Speech
· The local guru of the couponing craze wonders at times what shes wrought
· Pentagon Repositions Naval Forces Off Libya
· Blond Bieber Or Helmet Head? You Decide
March 2, 2011
· Texas immigration bill has big exception
· 1,000-year-old canoe unearthed at Weedon Island
· AFFLECK!
· My Unhealthy Diet? It Got Me This Far
· The Viagra TSA Experiment
· If the International Space Station was based at NE30 2LF
· Scientists: Global warming to blame for big U.S. snowstorms
March 3, 2011
· Embracing hat head (PHOTOS)
· Man accused of DUI after driving golf cart wrong way on Hernando highway
· Pirate Primates Nixed on Bourbon
· Butts waives hearing in Boob murder case
· Shark by satellite: Hammerhead's 'fintastic' voyage tracked
· Canada deploys warship to Libya to aid evacuation
· Ebay: MyExboyfriendscloset still has junk for sale... and photos :)
March 4, 2011
· Florida Friday: Internet cafes welcome in Orange City at the landfill
· Florida Friday: Palm Bay man angry about bright lights pulls gun, gets arrested
· Florida Friday: Man charged with folding woman into couch in Palmetto
· Florida Friday: Photos of suspects in iPad theft released
· Florida Friday: Mother Accused of Storming School Bus, Slapping Bully Who Hit Son
· Rodney King Pulled Over By Police -- Cited
· Top 10 Sexiest MILFs in Movie History
· Florida Friday: Riders and motorcyle dealers are ready for Bike Week
March 5, 2011
· Primary school dinner lady jailed for six years after having sex with boy, 12
· Scumbags welcome!: Church's controversial billboard attracting criticism
· Charlie Sheen insults America's pagan community and now faces an angry warlock's curse. With LOL guyliner Pagan photo.
· Cultural Exchange: A porn star at 76
· This Soviet Tank Cemetery Is Where All the Zombie Soldiers Sleep
· Navy seeks to discharge sailor found asleep in bed with another male sailor
· Female police chief flees Mexico for U.S. after threats
· Police Net 14 In New Mug Shot Roundup
· NASA extends Discovery shuttle mission again
· Another one bites the dust: Iconic British car-maker Bristol limps into administration
March 6, 2011
· America's last World War I veteran dies
March 7, 2011
· The Week in Weird (Naked Therapy Edition)
· ARRRRR ARRRRR ARRRRR
· Dentist in town for son's baseball tournament arrested for theft, forgery
· Baby bump' hid 34,000 Ecstasy pills
· Handler And Dog To Be Flown Home Together
· Naked Naples woman arrested after throwing stones, teeth
· Make Wholesome, Homemade Pop-Tarts
· Man allegedly steals bras for his jailed girlfriend, winds up getting arrested
· You have until May 21st... unless you're lucky
· Smart criminal? Passenger crawls into airliner's cargo hold through the bathroom and steals $238,000
· 83-Year-Old Walmart Greeter Robbed Coworker, Police Say
March 8, 2011
· Woman steals husband's fake leg, attacks him, deputies say
· Top 7 Most Brutal Parade Float Accidents
· Were number 1, were number 1!
· Sheen canned from sitcom after extended public meltdown. Winning?
· Charlie Sheen waves machete on rooftop: 'Free at last!
· Man Shot Girlfriend In Face, changes mind. Mugshot.
· Look at this gnome
· A "Lick Me" Forehead Message Could Be Misinterpreted By Your Fellow Inmates
· Cyndi Lauper calms delayed airport passengers by breaking into song
· 'Cookie monster' busted in Indiantown. 'A' is for arrest.
March 9, 2011
· Charlie Sheen's Former Porn Star Girlfriend Auctions Off His Old Drug Encyclopedia
· Subway Passes McDonald's
· Schwarzenegger Considers Fifteen Projects
· SNL: Duh! Winning! Cold Open
· Jerry O'Connell Channels Charlie Sheen at Audition
March 10, 2011
· Top 20 Bible Passages to Use Against Fundamentalists
· Drug-resistant bacteria: to humans from farms via food
· Rodent rage: Fan punches Goldy Gopher
· Naked guy lights a cigarette while in a choke hold. What can't meth do?
· Mom defends locking her son in a dog crate; says toys made cage 'fun,' according to warrant
· Conehead wins commission seat
· Most white trash grocery list in history discovered at Walmart
· Estate of man sues Starbucks over death
· Biggest Full Moon Possible Will Be Visible March 19
March 11, 2011
· Florida Friday: One night of drinking nets woman 7 DUIs
· Florida Friday: Deltona man accused of bloody 'smash-and-grab' at bar
· Florida Friday: Man accused of trying to take pictures under mom's skirt at Home Depot
· Florida Friday: Ex-officer admits to molesting hundreds
· Florida Friday: Pair accused of sex act in car at Pompano Beach park
· Florida Friday: Woman Attacks Burger King Employees Over Bad Order
· Florida Friday: Mom uses 10-year-old daughter as designated driver
· Florida Friday: Deltona moms take children to drug buy, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Stephen King's vision of horror: Rick Scott?
March 13, 2011
· Monkey in woman's bra makes waves at Amherst courthouse
· Man commits to 40 days of beer for Lent
· LEGO Alphabet Spaceships A-Z
March 14, 2011
· Monkey in woman's bra makes waves at Amherst courthouse
· Daytona Bike Week 2011: Photos (Page 1 of 2)
· Daytona Bike Week 2011: Photos (Page 2 of 2)
· Book on What Men Think About Besides Sex Outsells 'Harry Potter,' 'Da Vinci Code'
· Indian navy captures 61 pirates in Arabian Sea
· Boy steals church van, goes to school
· Woman Charged With Tasing Pregnant Motorist in Road Rage Incident
· Strip club customer blames robbery on nerds
· Sex toys lead to burglary arrest. Used sex toys.
· PHOTOS: Dolphin jumps onto boat in Marco River, injuring woman
March 15, 2011
· Some of my videos from Daytona Bike Week 2011
· Man tells police he set fire because of Satan
· Illinois seeks to seize prisoner's wages
· Russian bomb squad called in to defuse sex toy
· Greatest Pain at the Pump Felt in Hawaii, Where Average Gallon of Gas Tops $4
· He lives in a trailer?
· Glenn Beck continues to manipulate the media.
· Aflac fires Gilbert Gottfried after tsunami jokes via Twitter
· Space Shuttle Worker Dies in Fall at Launch Pad
· Moped driver's offers to officer land him in jail
· Mensa reject of the Year: "It shocked me so badly, I didn't know the number to 911"
· Strip Search Finds Crack Between Buttocks
March 16, 2011
· The 30 Hottest Celtic Girls Wearing Green
· Chicken Shack burglars busted in store t-shirts
· Driver Griping About Cops' Parking Arrested On DUI Charge
· Inventor of 'Note to God' iPhone app - in coma
· Florida dealership says your new car is free if it rains April 8
· TSA Admits Bungling of Airport Body-Scanner Radiation Tests. Ya think?
· Portland police looking for a serial bank robber dubbed the 'Beastie Boys Bandit'
· NASA looking into drugs at launch site. Yes, again.
· Countdown to danger... or the terrifying speed at which cake, coffee and other treats harm your body
· Nestle recalls Lean Cuisine spaghetti because of plastic in packages
· Man Complains To Police About Being Shorted By His Cocaine Dealer
March 17, 2011
· 'Get your fat (expletive) back in your car ... I'm a retired police officer'
· Mattel's Waxing and Shaving Monster High Doll Sparks Outrage
· Green sips for St. Pat's Day that aren't beer
· 'Extreme supermoon' coming Saturday, could raise tides
· Saint Patrick's Day @ Wikipedia
· National Lampoon CEO charged with Ponzi scheme
March 18, 2011
· Florida Friday: Man busted in PSL says he was 'hanging' with Charlie Sheen, naked girls
· Florida Friday: Bribing an officer is a crabby thing to do
· Florida Friday: Woman says her 15 foot 'dancing pole' was stripped from Palm City home
· Florida Friday: Republican lawmaker blames 11-year-old victim of alleged gang rape
· Florida Friday: Florida Keys Man Busted For Theft Of Couples "Bag Of Dildos"
· Florida Friday: Athlete's Bust Tops Prolific Cop's List Of Drunk Driving Collars
· Florida Friday: Sheen Bringing Tour To South Florida
March 19, 2011
· Speeder Tells Deputy Dr. Phil Warned Him of Alien Invasion
· The Fat Man dreams of running the L.A. Marathon
· Fake cop steals Porsche
March 22, 2011
· Woman drives off in Riviera Beach police cruiser after being handcuffed in back seat
· Couple recount fatal fray at their Tierra Verde home
· Missoula mom charged with paying babysitter in pills
· Will Charlie Sheen get his "Two and a Half Men" job back?
· More men undergoing plastic surgery - TOP 10 PROCEDURES
· How to Bury a Hooker in the Nevada Desert
· Burrito Inflation Starts Standoff at Motel
· 6 Important Things You Didn't Know We're Running Out Of
· Photoshopping Disney Characters Where they Dont Belong
March 23, 2011
· R.I.P: Silver Screen Legend Elizabeth Taylor Dies at Age 79
· Charlie Sheen 'has no chance of Men return'
· Mystery Man Throws $100 to Strangers at a Boston Starbucks
· Denver traffic stop keeps father from seeing birth
· Deaf puppy learns sign language
· Part 1: Dont Steal Computers From People Who Know How to Use Computers [VIDEO]
· Part 2: Dancing Thief Turns in Stolen Computer, Begs to be Un-Youtubed
· Cannons thought to be Capt. Morgan's
· Woman caught shoplifting a flamingo, a dolphin and a grape wine stopper
· Lu Hao, the three-year-old who weighs a staggering 132lbs
March 24, 2011
· USDA to put more fruits and vegetables in school
· Pete Townshend Regrets Joining the Who
· For al-Qaida, Detroit was just the cheapest flight
· Allentown woman charged with hiring hit man
· States With the Most Couch Potatoes
· High school worker also a porn star
March 25, 2011
· Florida Friday: Man gets income tax refund without filing a return
· Florida Friday: Woman accused of attacking fellow Wal-Mart employee, biting off part of finger
· Florida Friday: Denied a kiss, woman, 92, charged with shooting neighbor's house
· Florida Friday: Teacher On Leave After Slapping Student
· Florida Friday: Pistol-Packin' Beauty Queen Looks to Cash In on Home Invasion Shooting
· Florida Friday: Florida Senate debates bill today outlawing sex with animals
· Florida Friday: Man grabs woman's breast, beats husband when he tries to defend her
· Florida Friday: Lehigh girl,12, allegedly attacks mom
· Florida Friday: Cops: Man Robbed Store, Mom Was Getaway Driver
· Florida Friday: Woman charged after falling asleep at drive-thru
· Florida Friday: Police: Man Rolls Back Prices On His Own At Walmart
· Florida Friday: Mother and her sex-offender boyfriend both accused of child abuse
· Florida Friday: Stabbing suspect admits he wasn't just serving pie
March 26, 2011
· Mr. Spock turns 80. (Thats like 12 in Vulcan years)
· R.I.P: Geraldine Ferraro dies at 75
· Thieves flee ATM heists in golf carts
· Deputies Accused Of Leaving Child After Arrest
· Murderer tells jury he'd like to kill them
· R.I.P: New York Times Elizabeth Taylor Obit Writer, 1933-2005
· Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank to Arrest Cockfighter
· I'll take a Double Sloppy Fat Ho, hold the tomatoes
March 28, 2011
· Defecating dog sparks US shootout
· Stardust, NASA's Comet-Hunting Spaceship, Shuts Down
· The World Map Of Average Breast Cup Size. The internet REALLY does have everything!
· 10 extreme chocolate chip cookies
· Abercrombie Padded Bikini Top For 8-Year-Olds Angers Parents
· Federal agency recognizes pot for medical use
· Making sure 'motel kids' don't go hungry
· Army medic Kylie Watson awarded Military Cross
· Freezes fail to kill off pythons in Everglades
· R.I.P: Internet pioneer Paul Baran dies in Calif. at 84
March 29, 2011
· Discovery heads into retirement
· 12 Reasons Women Cant Stand Nice Guys (Bonus: Author lists Cougar specialist in her bio)
· Leesburg Plans To Ban Jello, Pudding Wrestling
· Pickup with frosty windshield, unlicensed driver rear-ends cops
· A gentleman should NEVER wear shorts says uncomfortable idiot
· Three of your friends die in a car crash. At the vigil do you: A) Light a candle B) Do burnouts
· Daughter of Arizona Politician Re-arrested. Bonus: for molesting same teenage boy as her mother
· Paul Baran, One of Internet's Founders, Dies at 84
· The 11 Most Miserable Places in the U.S.
March 30, 2011
· Robbers use hand grenade to rob bank in Brooksville
· Gay Wrestling League gets some free promotion
· Five charged with using children's coloring books to smuggle drugs into Cape May County Jail
· Seventy metal books found in cave in Jordan could change our view of Biblical history
· BP: We lost laptop with data on thousands of residents making claims
· Woman rescued after she's swallowed by sinkhole. Again.
· Amateur Skywatchers Spot Secret Space Plane
· Pizza Robbers Leave Phone off the Hook
· Man superglues tiny sequinned hat to head. Yes, photo included
March 31, 2011
· The 10 Cruelest Video Game Pranks of All Time
· Two Koreas begin volcano talks amid strained ties
· He Doesn't Need To Have Legal License Plates - He's Marion Barry!
· Mugshots from Florida that can't wait for tomorrow
· Tilikum, whale that killed trainer Dawn Brancheau, returns to SeaWorld show
· Obama authorizes secret help for Libya rebels
