Archive for April 2011
April 1, 2011
· Florida Friday + Majorgeeks Locals: Traffic stop in Indiantown reveals woman driving naked
· Florida Friday: "Man" brags about 7 previous arrests during recent domestic violence charge
· Florida Friday: Another Keyed-up driver. Mugalicious
· Florida Friday: Bonita Springs man accused of threatening, stalking computer repair man
· Florida Friday: Chain saw-wielding man attacked estranged wife's date
· Florida Friday: Choking 'game' can be deadly, parents warned
· Florida Friday: Judge issues contempt order against 'Girls Gone Wild' founder
· Florida Friday: Accused cheeseburger chucker jailed following beef at McDonalds drive through
· Florida Friday: Working guys by day, naked butlers by night
· Rick Petko get's in fist fight with Paul Senior. April Fool's?
· 35 years of 'Apple' Fools Day fun
· Top 100 April Fools Pranks and Gadgets.
· Florida Friday: Firefighters Remove Protesting Clown From Tree
April 2, 2011
· Funeral Divas
· Hole Found In Grounded Sacramento-Bound Flight
· Naked Man Found in Store's Bathroom
· Oops: City employee arrested for an April Fool's gag
· WWII vet, 95, to get US citizenship
· Tits bouncing back in warmer weather (Safe for work or anywhere)
· Mensa Reject of the Day: Man arrested wearing over 50 stolen necklaces
April 4, 2011
· Closing Borders Store Tells Customers Where To Find A Restroom
· Amputee stops robbery in Middleton
· Runaway motorcycle
· Runaway motorcycle
· No degree, little experience pay off big
· New Hampshire state House Majority Leader calls Catholic bishop a 'pedophile pimp'
· Women let men dress them with mixed results. Duh.
· Cop's slut comment 'stupid': Chief
· Missing Teen Found at Meth Lab Bites Police Officer
· All-female team launches historic mission over Afghanistan
· NASA Announces Winners of 18th Annual Great Moonbuggy Race
· 38 years ago he made the first cell phone call (and no brain cancer, omg?!?)
April 5, 2011
· Woman in bra and panties can't elude PSL police
· AirTran's customer service tops list of improving airlines, study finds
· GPs must return flu vaccine over narcolepsy fears
· For Those Addicted, Food Is Like a Drug. Hint: So is excercise.
· Apparently you can bring a screwdriver to a gunfight
· Attempted Apple Store Holdup Goes Bad: Suspect Killed
· Charlie Sheen Receives Standing Ovation in Chicago
April 6, 2011
· Teen stabs resource officer at Carwise Middle School
· Listen to United 497 pilots, controllers calmly deal with crisis
· Marine Sgt. Takes Sniper Round To The Head; Smokes A Cigarette 15 Minutes Later
· Man Arrested After Ramming His Head Into Pickup Truck
· Model: ShamWow Guy Wanted Me As "Love Slave"
· Police: Man stuffs chicken down pants
· Happy mug shots from Florida. Hey, it's sunny out.
April 8, 2011
· Florida Friday: EHS student stole TVs to pay for prom
· Florida Friday: Man, 64, flashes kids on school bus to celebrate his birthday
· Florida Friday: Jensen man tries to light hearing aid, apparently confusing it with cigarette, after half bottle of Jager
· Florida Friday: Puppy love: Man gives dog a kiss after stealing it from cage
· Florida Friday: Attention kiddies. don't brag about your crimes on Facebook.
· Florida Friday: Bushnell woman stole from in-laws to support multimillion-dollar gambling habit
· Florida Friday: Gay-bias claim vs. transsexual a drag for Lake Worth
· Florida Friday: Naked Man Shoots SWAT Robot With AK-47
· Florida Friday: Mom and 14 year old son charged in Polk meth lab raid
· Florida Friday: Man uses sword and guitar in tattoo shop attack
April 11, 2011
· Toddler accidentally served margarita mix at Applebee's (With worried mom pic)
· Video Shows Officer Beating Baseball Fan Complete with Tasering
· 110 pound mom beats up two cops?
· Naked man rings neighbors doorbells, gets arrested. Hey it was hot out.
· Federal judge, 103, still hearing cases
· Shuttle pilot taking piece of TMS into space
· Police Shoot Vicious Dog; It Runs Home To Pot Grow
April 12, 2011
· A Gallery of Star Wars Cover Art by Hugh Fleming
· Chicago school bans homemade lunches, the latest in national food fight
· Weight Loss Doctor Told Patients Sex With Him Would Burn Calories, cops say
· Lynda Carter (Wonder Woman) fights for gays, others who are pushed around
· Can't Get Enough Coffee? It Might Be in Your Genes
· 2 Women Steal Hair Extensions, Stun Gun Employee
· 2011 Broncos Cheerleaders Tryouts, Round 1
· Girl kept in Fort Pierce couple's backyard, deputies say
· Hollywood theft suspect hid cash under her wig, police say
April 14, 2011
· Secret Menu Items
· Shackled man body slams, head butts police van
· Weight loss improves memory, research shows
· Suspect in 1980 Los Banos homicide had angry streak, according to court documents
· Tonka the wombat depressed without cuddles at Billabong Sanctuary in Townsville
· Is 19 too OLD for the prom?
· Now who says jocks are dumb?
· Instead of pulling over for police, Coral Springs woman pulls into McDonalds drive-thru, orders lunch
· 2011 Peeps Show (Not peep show you perv)
· Family Fun FAIL
· World's Largest Lego Tower Erected In Brazil
· Jumbo Air France jet clips smaller plane at New York's JFK airport
· The Snowboarding Sasquatch (Video)
April 15, 2011
· Florida Friday: Port St. Lucie man accused of extorting money for cell phone's return
· Florida Friday: Armed robber takes shoes, cell phone
· Florida Friday: Jacksonville burglar gets hit 'upside the head by 81-year-old victims frying pan
· Florida Friday: NASA police officer accused of trying to have sex with 'teen' and 'mom'
· Florida Friday: Woman accused of baring buttocks in Fellsmere 'hot pink' pants caper. Yes, another one.
· Florida Friday: Burglar stocks up on 110 frozen dinners
· Florida Friday: Man Pulls Behind His Stolen Car At Light
· Florida Friday: Man hits woman in the face because she won't talk to him at a bar
· Florida Friday: Worlds Ugliest 43 Year Old Forced Boy, 13, Into Sexual Relationship
April 16, 2011
· ABC Washes Long-Running Soaps All My Children and One Life To Live Down the Drain
· Worlds Healthiest Thieves Pull Off Huge Vegetable Heist
· Parachuter dies in mid-air collision preparing for memorial of 2 who died in mid-air parachuting collision
· 'I was born in Hawaii...I don't have horns'
· Toronto too cold for elephants, says Bob Barker
· Fort Pierce man in electric wheelchair accused of ramming bicycle rider (lol mugshot)
· 15-year-old caught drunk driving (Bonus; Niceville again)
· Scottish butcher lays claim to 'the world's hottest sausage'
· YouTubes Copyright School with Russel and Lumpy....
April 17, 2011
· Port St. Lucie mom threatens to kill son with knife for refusing haircut, police say
· Processed foods linked with lower IQ in children: study
· Top 10 Ways To Survive A Horror Movie
· Raul Castro Proposes Political Term Limits In Cuba
· What the ladies think of your fashion (Let me save you the trouble, your a slob)
· Your Guide to 21 Awesome DIY Projects
· Resume fail
April 18, 2011
· Man Bursts Into Flames at San Francisco Sex Shop
· EBay: Alex Van Halen's 2009 Ariel Atom
· Gas in 6 states, nation's capital tops $4 a gallon
· Girl survives plunge from Golden Gate Bridge
· Iowa faces psychiatrist shortage
· 28-Year-Old Key to Offensive Against Internet Poker Sites
· Wife stripped of settlement money when ex-husband sees belly-dancing blog that proves she can work
· Duh: Vodka & Red Bull Makes You Think You Have 'Wings'
· Kohlers advanced Numi toilet costs $6,400
April 19, 2011
· Gang members indicted in online prostitution ring
· Surgeons' 'bottle-to-scalpel' time affects errors
· Hookers, pimps and gang members arrested in Polk prostitution sting
· 'Pandemonium' for thousands who flocked to Oakleaf Easter egg drop
· Global warming must be true, Charles Manson believes in it.
· Sand sculpture created to honor space shuttles
· Shipley prize put Astros fan in IRS doughnut hole
· Geek Speed Dating [Comics]
· Virus and low sunlight 'raises multiple sclerosis risk'
· Duke lacrosse accuser charged with murder
· Motorcycle deaths drop, but trend is worrisome. Huh?
· 'Happy Days' actors claim fraud, money owed for merchandising
· Part 2: Teen who outed porn star school worker wanted sex? (Duh.. losing)
· Shooting Suspect Linked To Compton Street Gang By Own Face, Mustache
April 20, 2011
· American Chopper returns April 25th
· 2012 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 arrives as quickest Jeep ever made
· McMelee: Fights, injuries, several run over at McDonald's hiring event
· Pamplona's 'skater granny' leaves fellow residents open-mouthed
· Police: Suspected DUII Driver Plows Through Crime Scene Tape (Mugshot FTW)
· Father of 12-year-old who attempted to rob a store says she did it to try and save her home
· Suspect was driving, watching porno movie, and masturbating (eye bleach warning!)
· Otter causes chaos in Tulla in County Clare
· Plane carrying Michelle Obama aborts landing because of controller error
· Man accused of removing TV, asking for his money back (I'm sorry mugshot)
· Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes
April 21, 2011
· Police: Robber's outfit same as in Facebook
· Sally Gordon will retire next week at age 102
· Strangest mugshot you will see this week.. month... year?
· Instructional Bath Towel Makes Drying Off More Sanitary
· Organ from 'Bozo' show to be auctioned
· National Army Day in Iran
· Reminder: End of the world is coming... again
· Man arrested after forgetting which strip club he was banned from
April 22, 2011
· Florida Friday: Girl, 8, brings mom's marijuana to school
· Florida Friday: Agency bought superhero capes for the unemployed
· Florida Friday: Local woman launches iPhone app: 'If you're single, drink and have an ex, then you need this app'
· Florida Friday: Flap over nail clients at Jensen Beach spa sends accused knife wielding nail tech to the slammer
· Florida Friday: 60 busted in online prostitution sting (Mugshots)
· Florida Friday: Students defend male classmate - who wears heels to school!
· Florida Friday: Man poses as first responder, treats patient (MUG)
· Florida Friday: 'Nikki' still on the lam after shoving 18-pack of beer up her shirt
· Florida Friday: Birds Attack Customers At Hallandale Beach Bank
April 23, 2011
· Win $5,000 Scholarship For Wearing Duct Tape To Prom
· Massachusetts Court: Marijuana Smell Not Enough for Traffic Stop
· "U HAVE TO PAST THE LINE SOMETIMES!! TO GET DIS MONEY!!
· Police: Teacher Drank at School, Had Bottle of Grey Goose. I would too.
April 24, 2011
· 'Free the egg': Woman campaigns to legalize chocolate Kinder eggs
· Peeps Show V Winners
· At Least We Dont Get Watered For Easter
· The Easter Bunny: Explained
· Lego - Barrett M82A1 .50 cal bolt action sniper rifle (without barrel and scope)
April 25, 2011
· The Girlfriend: Why You Need One Today! (Video)
· Big Wheels draw 2,000 to S.F.'s Vermont Street
· Prostitution bust mug shots. You can't resist, can you?
· What's do funny mugshots
· Panda Express May Take On A New Market: China
· Gabrielle Giffords Is Ready for Shuttle Launch
· Police called to investigate noise find lone jiggling vibrator
· Florida Named Strangest State; NYC & Lincoln Named Strangest Cities
· Charlie Sheen's "Goddess" Bree Dumped Him Via Text
· The 25 Sexiest (Famous) Girls with Tattoos
April 26, 2011
· Wheelie With Friends FAIL
· Someday people will understand the implications of social networking (not really)
· What in the World? The military's secret plan...to shrink
· Boys drive excavator at Pa. mine, smash bulldozer
· Car flips into pool; Driver to be charged with DUI
· Mug Shots: Some Highbrow, Some Lowbrow
April 27, 2011
· Ultimate Geek Chair
· Poll Finds Most Americans Uncertain of Trumps Birthplace. Wow.
· Man on crutches escapes from police custody
· Two (nasty) special ed teachers from the same school face jail after 'having sex with teen students'
· Cops: Man Urinated On Cough Drops In Walgreens
· R.I.P: British punk rocker Poly Styrene dies aged 53
· Impersonator Arrested (Nice beard, dork)
· Florida Keys woman accused of defrauding mother for credit lines, breast augmentation
· Accused nude dude arrested in PSL; 'You want a piece of this,' he's quoted as saying
April 28, 2011
· The 13 Craziest Deaths Caused by Social Media
· Stafford investigates udderly shocking shoplifting
· A Birthday Wish 100 Years in the Making
· Interview: Charles Manson still insane (Duh)
· Former Miss Russia Anna Malova arrested for shoplifting in Manhattan after presciption forging bust
· Man accused of taping tanning booth patrons. Yes, he is all you hoped he would be.
· Suspect Cuffed to Chair Escapes From N.Y. Police
· Daredevil fighter pilot literally tears the air apart as he hurtles feet from the water's surface at a breathtaking 500mph
April 29, 2011
· Florida Friday: North Naples man calls 911, reports shooting to get out of traffic stop
· Florida Friday: Florida Woman Dalia Dippolito Uses Reality TV Defense in Murder for Hire Trial
· Florida Friday: Attorney Sues After Spending Almost $19,000 at Florida Strip Club
· Florida Friday: Man accused of taping tanning booth patrons
· Florida Friday: "Man" tied dog to dumbbell he threw into river
· Florida Friday: Inmate says he sneaked tobacco into jail using his testicles
· Florida Friday: Tampa police say woman tried to buy her 80-year-old father a prostitute over Easter weekend
· Florida Friday: Duo arrested on drug charges in police parking lot.
· Florida Friday: Sheriff's deputy unleashed chinch bugs on neighbor's lawn
· Real Life Super Mario Bros (Video)
April 30, 2011
· The 30 Funniest Internet Responses to the Playstation Hack
· Nude punter is rat up a drainpipe (NSFW)
· 85, old and overweight? It's never too late to start bodybuilding. Cool.
· 'Oprah' ticket is golden excuse to get off Blagojevich jury
· Inmate separates guards fighting over food
