Archive for May 2011
May 1, 2011
· Hot dog! Bedford student gets dream ride to prom
· It's no fake: Air Sex World Championships in town May 5
· Police: Naked Man Runs 3 Miles Through Beaver Co.
· Naked "Mr. Universe" Kicks in Neighbor's Door
· Rutherford woman, 24, is accused of sexual conduct with ---- OMG LOOK AWAY!
· Robber bungles beer theft (Video)
· NATO strike kills Gadhafi's son but leader escapes
· Feds sting Amish farmer selling raw milk locally
May 2, 2011
· Top 50 Internet Reactions to Osama bin Laden's Death
· Cops: Man Baked Pot Into Cupcakes To Sell At Schools
· School Resource Officers taser student over sagging pants
· Google Maps view of Osama Bin Ladens home
· Man Live-Tweets U.S. Raid on Osama Bin Laden Without Knowing It
· Ex-soldiers fly ice cream van to Afghanistan
· Deaf Men Stabbed Over Sign Language
· Facebook used in 90 percent of divorce cases
May 3, 2011
· Cupcakes, hammocks offered college students during exams
· Teacher who vowed not to shave until bin Laden was caught or killed finally shaves
· Amid 'war on obesity,' skeptics warn of stigma
· Obama -- Sex After bin Laden Announcement?!?
· Iran TV: Israeli warplanes massing at U.S. airbase in Iraq to strike Iran
May 4, 2011
· The Virtual Kissing Machine. (No way I'm beta testing that)
· Nurse Teresa McCoy Saves Life During Triathlon, Then Finishes Race
· Alligator bites patrol car, holds on
May 5, 2011
· Cube-Dwelling Misanthrope Channels Rage Into Book of Internet Exploits
· Camel swallows woman in pedicure mishap: Picture
· Man calls 911 after being shortchanged in crack deal: Picture
· Ginned-up gun cop: Picture
· 75-year-old woman was arrested for hitting her husband with her walker. No Picture..dang it.
· 'Marijuana grannies' charged after police find 800 pot plants in their home: Pictures
· R.I.P: 'Superman' Actor Jackie Cooper -- Dead At 88
May 6, 2011
· Elderly women known as 'Mad Hatters' suspected of running purse snatching ring covering four counties
· Florida Friday: Reported coffee clash leaves PSL police with grounds for arrest
· Florida Friday: Man charged in Lauderhill CVS robbery once shined judge's shoes
· Florida Friday: Vandal uses random garage door to propose
· Florida Friday: "Man" Found Guilty Of Killing Woman For $6
· Florida Friday: Forgetful pot dealer leaps through cop-car window
· Florida Friday: Man Stripped Naked In Teen Boy's Home
· Florida Friday: Worker Jumped To His Death Off Launch Pad
· Florida Friday: Palm Beach County and Broward County utilities lose 33 million gallons of water a day
· Florida Friday: Cops: Man Stole Fire Truck, Went On Joyride
· Florida Friday: Atheist Official Wachs Charged With Simulating Sex Act
· Florida Friday: Anti-bestiality law finally passed by Florida Legislature
· Last World War I combat vet dies in Australia at 110
· Al Qaeda admits bin Laden's death online
May 7, 2011
· Roller-skater caught on speed camera.
· Croatia claims world's largest smiley face prize
· The People's 2011 Maxim Hot 100 List
· So what did you do when you were six
· Police: Man kept alligator in his home to attract women
· Player Wins Million Dollar Jackpot Off Indio Penny Slot Machine
May 9, 2011
· Couple finds loaded handgun on bumper of car at Walmart (Bonus: Niceville again)
· FloriDUH's top picks of moms we're glad aren't ours
· Man jailed for tortilla dough
· George Washington's personal beer recipe surfaces
· Gas prices expected to drop 50 cents by summer
· Segway falls and crashes
May 10, 2011
· The 5 Lamest Things People Have Rioted Over
· Schoolboy wears skirt in protest against discrimination
· Underwater Homeowners Rise to 28 Percent: Zillow
· Granby Police Capt. Charged with Marijuana Possession (to go with the child porn charges)
· Deputies: Man Made Meth With Kids In Home (Dad of the year mugshot)
· Woman accused of dancing naked in Mesa Cemetery (Yes, we have a mugshot)
· Guess this guy missed the "body is a temple" and "do unto others" parts of the bible. Mugshot of the day
· VEGAN tattoo is (probably) made from animal products
· ALMOST the best tattooed forehead you will see today
· Majorgeeks locals: Accused intoxicated driver in Sebastian has problem in pants
May 11, 2011
· Man called the police after realising cannibal was serious about eating him
· Child sex predators busted in Polk County
· Crazed Naked Guy Terrorizes New York City Subway Passengers (NSFW)
· Lamborghini to build worlds most expensive new car
· Instant Heart Attack sandwich under fire
· We don't know if Gaddafi's alive - NATO
· Ex-Colts cheerleader sues team over nude body-paint photos
· What's the new word? 'Buffalo For Real'
· Lack of bag foils bank robber
May 12, 2011
· We Found Out What Happened To Myspace, And It's Not Pretty.
· WOMAN DENIES BITING OFF TESTICLES
· Demjanjuk convicted over Nazi camp deaths
· Craigslist: Rapture on May 21st? I would like your stuff
· Slideshow: 2011 Bucs cheerleader final tryouts
· Pole dancing seeks an Olympic leg-up
· Donald Trump's Hair Care Secret Revealed In Rolling Stone Interview
· GREAT new ad for Windex! (Trust me)
· Thief Picks the Wrong Soccer Mom
· Man dressed as Batman charged with trespassing
· Gymnastics-school owner spurns 'haters' on Facebook with tongue photo after leaving jail
· National Eat What You Want Day. Not to be confused with EVERY day.
May 13, 2011
· Florida Friday: Indian River mother, daughter charged with animal cruelty for using dogs to kill a pig
· Florida Friday: Port St. Lucie man arrested after exposing himself near school bus stops, police say
· Florida Friday: Osceola County inmate fails to punch through wall to freedom
· Florida Friday: Cat-eating gator puts Palm Bay neighbors on edge
· Florida Friday: Tiff over milk led to Daytona Beach stabbing
· Florida Friday: Robbers Caught After Leaving Truck Keys In Home
· Florida Friday: 3 and 4-Year-Old Found In Woods While Parents Got Methadone Treatment
· An Islamic faith healer in Nigeria has married 107 women.
· Sebastian Bach Arrested For Marijuana
· Florida Friday: Dinner table scrap between father, stepson leads to arrest
· Cougar hangs out at Lewiston Safeway
· The court ruled in her favor and now she can masturbate at work
May 14, 2011
· The nose knows: Allergy season here with vengeance
· New Yorkers under 30 plan to flee city, says new poll; cite high taxes, few jobs as reasons
· 13 Booking Photos And One Spitting Image
· Detroit cop allegedly caught with transvestite hooker suspended with pay
· Camel chomps Richmond reporter Tara Morgan's hair (video)
· Wasilla High School Principal Bans Bohemian Rhapsody Because Freddie Mercury Was Gay (Ironic photo)
· Dem Candidate Defends Bizarre 'I Get Sh*t Done' Ads: 'I'm Running A Real Campaign'
· Pornography found in bin Laden hideout
· Senior citizens arrested for pushing heroin
· San Diego Mother Sues Chuck E. Cheese, Equating Kids' Games With Gambling Machines
· Mensa reject of the year (Language warning)
· Dog Joins Crawling Baby (Cute video)
May 15, 2011
· Majorgeeks locals: Champion eater stuffs down 13 pounds to win World Salt Potato Eating Championship
· Secret UAE desert force set up by Blackwaters founder
· Beers of Clown: Ringlings Finest at a Midtown Bar
· Lode man thwarts plane attack
· Drive-Thru Line For First In-N-Out In Texas Stretches Down Highway
May 16, 2011
· Divorce Lawyers New Friend: Social Networks
· Cannibal shot after 'dinner' pulls out
· Driver swerves to avoid rabbit, ends up in swimming pool.
· The jerks at work are killing you
· Police: Naked Burglar Found In Bedroom, Pretending To Be Asleep
· 'Extreme Makeover' family in Oregon finds mother under 'medical child abuse' scrutiny
· Survey: 3 percent have sex once a day
· Mug shot: Undercover deputy receives soft tissue massage before prostitution bust
· Cash 'cleansing' leads to fraud charges against Hollywood fortune teller
May 17, 2011
· Computer glitch causes gas station to sell 8,000 gallons at $1.10
· Cops: Drunk Mom Passed Out With Child At Bar
· ou Bug Me. Now Science Explains Why.
· Saudi woman who police say spat at Walmart customers charged with hate crime
· Company Receives Profane Mail From State
· Wisconsin man plans to eat 25,000th Big Mac
· Youngster crashes friends Lamborghini
· Updated information on Bin Laden raid
· Pictures: First full face transplant in U.S. Hint: Looks like any plastic surgery job ;)
· Some ob-gyns in South Florida turn away overweight women
· Israeli couple names their baby 'Like' after Facebook function
May 18, 2011
· Is Big Pharma Ignoring a Potential Cancer Cure?
· Viewer says free app leads to $500 bill
· Teen Convicted of Raping Boy With Toy Light Saber
· Circus family trial erupts into profane fight
· Michigan man still on food stamps despite winning $2M
· Inmate accused of second pencil attack in court
· Cruise Ship Passengers Mutiny After Being Stranded For 3 Days .. Until free booze was offered
May 19, 2011
· Chrysler To Pay Back $7.5 Bil in Government Loans Next Week
· Loud cell-phone talker removed from quiet car by police
· 200m downloads for Angry Birds
· Candy heiress gets house arrest sentence, fine for cocaine parties
May 20, 2011
· Florida Friday meets Majorgeeks locals: Accused Jensen Beach beer bandit planned to 'score some women'; unclear if he succeeded
· Florida Friday: Woman in drive through requests 90 Lortab pills
· Florida Friday: Woman's Leg Severed By Flying Pressure Cooker
· Florida Friday: Man calls 911 80 times in one day
· Florida Friday: Dr. George Kenney under investigation after student commits suicide a day after being hypnotized
· Florida Friday: Police impersonator offers ride, then robs passengers
· Florida Friday: Man poured bleach on renter's body instead of reporting death, deputies say
· Florida Friday: GPS Device Tracked Voyeur
· Florida Friday: Officials seek safe home for elderly woman found in shed
· Florida Friday meets Majorgeeks locals: Unruly mom arrested at elementary school talent show in Vero Beach
· R.I.P: Macho Man Randy Savage Dies In Car Accident
May 21, 2011
· End of the world: The 12 Greatest End of the World Prophecy FAILs
· End of the world: In some places, it already came and went
· End of the world: No Rapture, No Judgment: May 21 Doomsday Prediction Fails
· End of the world: Broadcaster silent as "Judgment Day" hours tick by
May 22, 2011
· End of the world: Where's the kaboom?
· End of the world: May 21 rapture: Apocolypse WOW!
· Tanker Truck Driver Arrested After Leading Police On Chase From Owasso To Downtown Tulsa
· NASA lines up final space shuttle flight for July
· End of the world: Let's jump in the river to celebrate! Guess what happens next.
· End of the world: 'Rapture': Believers perplexed after prediction fails. Duh, losing.
May 23, 2011
· Former KISS Guitarist Arrested on Assault Charges
· Ruger dog gives kitty a scooter ride
· Stay in school, get a new Camaro
· Man VS. Cookie
· Area 51 Spy Plane, Intact
· Woman too big for court
· Pilot of Air France flight that crashed into Atlantic two years ago was NOT in cockpit when disaster hit, recovered black box reveals
May 24, 2011
· Cooper City softball umpire charged with fondling girl, 14 (with obvious mugshot)
· One year after being shot with an arrow through the head, Somerset County girl continues remarkable recovery
· Hatfield Township man's online love search leads to arrest in Nigerian Internet scam, police say
· Were Gonna Need A Cleanup In Aisle 18
May 25, 2011
· Major clinical trial for Roskamp Alzheimer's drug
· Man falls on nipple, inflates like balloon through buttocks
· Mr Whippy van attacked after refusing free icecream
· More than 200 turn out for Cordova meeting on single-wide trailer ban
· I <3 N.Y: Floating Corpses Rise During Spring Months
· Brooklyn Man Still In Jail 5 Years After Charges Dismissed
· Umpire tracks missing cell phone to wrong spot, charged with assault in Lambertville
· Family: Man Burned After Prayer Group Dispute
· Jacksonville police kill bail agent in St. Nicholas shooting
· St. Lucie County man reports wife shot AR-15 at target in bedroom closet and missed, nailing washing machine and flooding house
· Ten People Who Are Funnier on Twitter Than They Are on TV
· Tractor-Trailer Destroyed By Tornado (Video)
May 26, 2011
· Model dethroned for refusing to have sex
· 10 real-life ninja fails
· Theres a Secret Patriot Act, Senator Says
· Smart to Mitchell: You know what you did
· Elma, Wash., dairy princess is lactose intolerant
· Lego HK UMP 45 (Video)
· Big-breasted woman at Chicago trial spurs objection
· 7 Towns Where Land is Free
· YouTube star sucked into tornado through sunroof as he drove home from graduation with his father
May 27, 2011
· Florida Friday: Boy Wrestles 6-Foot Gator After Catching It While Fishing
· Florida Friday: Polk deputy tied naked children to desk, beat them with paddle
· Florida Friday: Man says pants, car missing after 'liaison' with big-thighed woman in Fort Pierce
· Florida Friday: Riverdale High student says he was preparing for Rapture, loaded car with guns, ammo
· Florida Friday: Man files complaint about woman raising shirt, exposing herself
· Florida Friday: Man Cultivated Pot On School Grounds
· Florida Friday: Deltona dentist arrested after fighting patient over dentures
· Florida Friday: Cant believe its butter: Woman jailed after throwing some at roommate, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Severely burned man arrives at hospital wearing only his underwear; he's arrested on meth charges
· Florida Friday: Man sues over prick
· Florida Friday: Roommates feud with machete, cinder blocks
· Florida Friday: Jet Ski Thief Killed By 14-Year-Old With Shotgun
· R.I.P: Jeff Conaway, Star of 'Taxi' and 'Grease,' Dies at 60
May 29, 2011
· Woman OKed to bring service rat to businesses
· At age 74, will you look as good as Ernestine Shepherd, the oldest competitive female bodybuilder?
· Last surviving Austrian who hid Jews honored
· A 911 Call That Can Help Save a Sirloin, and the Grillers Ego
· Passenger's actions on flight diverted to Memphis land lifetime ban from Delta
· Grandma Bandit,' now known to be a Grampa' killed after police chase
· Dont rap about the crimes you commit on YouTube (As we keep telling you)
· Sex offender lived in family's closet
· Men dressed as women arrested after chase in reported stolen vehicle
· Medal of Honor winner remembers day he put his life on the line
· ATM repairman 'stole 200k by replacing cash in the machines with fake money'
· Woman Arrested for Buttering Roommate
May 30, 2011
· Marilyn Monroe photos found at garage sale still a mystery
· Phoenix police: Man shot at grounded airplane (mugshot)
· Hot dog! Grilling season begins Monday
· TPD: Mom beat kid for eating her pot
· Nude sprinter shocks motorists (NSFW)
· Kiwi invented Jetpack reaches new heights (Video)
· Team Hot Wheels - The Yellow Driver's World Record Jump (Video)
May 31, 2011
· Chinese convicts forced to play World of Warcraft
· The Top 8 Celebrities Killed by the Internet
· Pasco teen boy accused of fatal stabbing at Redneck Games
· Iranian Ayatollah Approves Killing Israeli Civilians, including Children
· Fresh Prince of Bel Air, lego stop motion (MG Fan Made this for a school projects The more hits the better the grade. Click it and support a geek.)
· Depressed drivers may take more risks
