Archive for June 2011
June 1, 2011
· Illinois gambling expansion bill sent to governor
· Nude man, swearing about bears, arrested in Millcreek Canyon
· The Campaign to Declare 11/11/11 Nigel Tufnel Day [Because It's 11/11/10!]
· Prospect Park Condom Crew Picks Up After Others Cavort
· Skin-Care Mall Kiosk Flirts $666 Right Out Of Your Pocket
· Man arrested for selling Obama condoms
· BBQ smoker trailer detaches from SUV, kills woman in another vehicle
· Man arrested for walking around naked and dancing (mug)
· VIDEO: Kitteh Plays teh Shell Game
· Pic: Space shuttle Endeavour on the STS-134 mission makes its final landing
· 121 Years Young: Man born in 19th century oldest on Earth?
· Driver smokes, passes pipe back and forth while driving next to Sheriff's Office major
June 2, 2011
· Pakistani Ambassador Rejected Because His Name Is NSFW In Arabic
· False Prophets and Their Profits
· Phone-book delivery disappearing
· Octo-Mom Fertility Doctor Has Medical License Revoked
· Cops: Man sold smokes to boys after spankings
· Teens Take Advantage of Denny's All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes for 24 Hours
· Global war on drugs 'has failed' say former leaders
· 6 Airline Travel Myths Revealed
· Motorist gets naked, dies in crash
· Schoolgirl, 10, 'takes dealer father's cocaine stash to show-and-tell session
· CNN 'In Session' anchor Vinnie Politan heard on mic talking about Casey's 'boobs'
· Nun on the run pair rob TCF Bank branch in Palos Heights
June 3, 2011
· R.I.P: Dr. Jack Kevorkian dead at 83
· MI6 attacks al-Qaeda in 'Operation Cupcake'
· Florida Friday: Group to keep feeding homeless in spite of members' arrests
· Florida Friday: Birthday party ends with a bite in the arm, not cake
· Florida Friday: Crawfish shortage spurs shooting at business
· Florida Friday: 'Delightful Deviant' sentenced to 15 years for chats with teen, officials say
· Florida Friday meets Majorgeeks locals: Accused meat flinger in PSL busted after steak found on roof
· Florida Friday: Fingerprint fiasco costs quadriplegic a job (Yay for improved banks)
· Florida Friday: Alligators fly Southwest to Tampa Bay
· Florida Friday: Palm Beach County elementary school teacher receives loaded gun as gift from student
· Florida Friday: Orlando Judge Blames Outburst on "Irish Temper"
· Florida Friday: Subway sandwich maker accused of selling marijuana in Fort Pierce store
· Florida Friday: Boy, 8, Stabbed Teacher In Pencil Attack
· Florida Friday: Burglar spotted riding bike with stolen 59-inch TV, cops say
· Florida Friday: Darwin misses one
· Florida Friday: Springfield Police Department's Seized 'Jokermobile'
· Florida Friday: Woman's body kept in Sun City Center condo freezer more than a decade
· Florida Friday: The things red-light and toll scofflaws will do to get out of a ticket
June 4, 2011
· US strike 'kills' key Pakistan militant Ilyas Kashmiri
· Former teacher Carrie Shafer appears in court; pleads guilty
· Tables Turn: Deputies and movers show up at bank to seize property for homeowner
· Calif. motorcycle officer injured near funeral for motorcycle officer killed guiding funeral
· Uintah County man cited for paying bill with pennies
· Majorgeeks locals: Two Syracuse men shot during late-night test drive of car
· Beer-toting man reportedly robs bank, is caught after dye pack explodes
· Rare Electric-Blue Lobster (1 in 4 million)
· Space Shuttle's Secret Alter Ego: Crime Fighter
· Porsche hit-and-run killer gets house arrest in Fort Lauderdale oceanfront condo
· Pricey gas stations near OIA aren't budging in fight over posting of prices
June 5, 2011
· NY-born twin friars die on same day at age 92
· 13 injured when bounce houses go airborne in New York
· Female flasher escaping arrest as police can't tell if she's aroused or not
· Tycoon Donald Trump fences off home of Aberdeenshire man - then sends him bill
· Does religion belong at AA? Fight over 'God' splits Toronto AA groups
June 6, 2011
· Indoor caravan park offers camping experience with a twist
· Doctors claim to have "functional cure" for HIV
· Pssst, Wake Up. It's Time To Take Your Mug Shot
· The 10 Easiest Ways to Waste Time on the Internet
· Woman accused of driving drunk with 11 kids in vehicle
· Sexy Racing Girls from Brazil
· Pranksters or vandals? Windows logo installed on future Apple store
· Disney legends die within a day of each other
· The weiner is out
· Coastguard called into action as Titanic II sinks at West Bay
· Witnesses said they were forced to hide video after Beach shooting
· Drifting kids (Video)
June 7, 2011
· Cops: Man Assaulted Boy With TV Remote In Dispute Over Watching Cartoons Or Wrestling
· Black Bear Takes Swim In Family Spa
· Clothing Retailer vs. Internet Blogger
· Witness: Man exposed himself in Dollar General parking lot
· Fox News uses Tina Fey photo for Sarah Palin report
· Spain patents easy-on condoms
June 8, 2011
· The 20 Most Epic Wedding FAILs of All Time
· Smoking does not always kill
· Majorgeeks locals: Connecticut man charged with DWI twice in one day in Onondaga County
· Dad plays best prank ever on teenage son
· Texas police probe psychic's mass grave hoax
· Movie theater makes example of texter (Borderline NSFW video)
· FD Prank - Car Horn wired to Brake Lights
June 9, 2011
· Review: Belladonna - June 4, 2011 - McGuffy's House of Rock, Dayton, Ohio
· The Baddest Lawyer in the History of Jersey
· 96-year-old woman confesses to 1946 murder
· Ronald McDonald: The Early Years
· Green Buildings Hazardous to Health? Report Cites Risks of Weatherization
· Sketch released of suspect in Kings Island assault
· Girl gets boob job voucher for her SEVENTH birthday from surgery-addicted mother dubbed The Human Barbie
· Majorgeeks locals: Traveling pedestrian's wife is no dummy: she's a mannequin
· Man allegedly car-pooled with blow-up doll
· NJ casino loses more than $11 million to two gamblers
· 'Breastaurants' Ring Up Big Profits
June 10, 2011
· Florida Friday: Camera Catches Firefighters Driving Recklessly, 1 Fired
· Florida Friday: West Palm Beach woman arrested after allegedly beating up her boyfriend's wife
· Florida Friday Couple spotted naked in Bonita Springs backyard
· Florida Friday: Angry Rider Spanked Bus Driver With Belt
· Florida Friday: East Naples businessman who scammed boaters collapses at sentencing
· Florida Friday: Accused 'white devil' ranter jailed following flap at Fort Pierce Family Dollar
· Florida Friday: Catholic priest charged with exposing himself on Sarasota beach
· Florida Friday: Man Arrested for Putting Camera in Starbucks Bathroom
· Florida Friday: 11 charged in Polk County prostitution sting (mugshots)
· Florida Friday: More Time to Hunt Gators in 2011 Season
June 11, 2011
· Malcolm X's daughter admits identity theft, likely faces probation
June 12, 2011
· JOEY BELLADONNA: Video Footage From Finland's SAUNA OPEN AIR Festival
· Germany Opens New Nude-Friendly Nature Trails. Don't look. You have been warned.
· For the Executive With Everything, a $230,000 Dog to Protect It
· Proud nudist outrages mums and teachers by handing out naked flyers of herself (Yes, it's naked freak day)
· Bronies: Adult Men Who Like to Watch My Little Pony (O.k, just freak day)
· Tetris style sticky notes
· Shadow Puppets (NSFW)
· Ramiro the Filipino traffic cop joins Asylum's dancing policemen hall of fame
June 13, 2011
· Steamroller joyride ends with man pinned: Police
· The Wolf Pez-Dispenser in Minecraft
· Drunk trespasser falls asleep on floor -- wakes up a YouTube star
· Ed O'Neill's VERY First Class at the Gracie Jiu-Jitsu Academy
· FBI expands agents investigative power
· St. Louis woman awarded $95 million after former boss allegedly masturbated on her
· Gas prices headed downward, survey finds
· Calgary shooting victim Tasered in prior incident
· Errant 'Rapture' Prophet Harold Camping Suffers a Stroke
June 14, 2011
· Killer Queen Cover (FreddeGredde)
· Obama Cashes in on "Miami ATM"
· In Iran, couch rebels prefer Facebook
· BK Attacks Japan With Mini Spam Burgers For Women
· BBQ v. Grilling: What's the Difference?
· Stephen Colbert Thanks LeBron James for Being So Classy and Modest (VIDEO)
June 15, 2011
· 10 Greatest Drunk Moments Caught on Security Cameras
· Pakistan Arrests C.I.A. Informants in Bin Laden Raid
· Iron Age Beer-Making Operation Discovered
· Officer Cage Byrd (really) rescues injured KGW Raptor Cam hawk
· Girl, 9, stabs mother's assailant (Again)
· Crime of urgency: pregnancy test stolen and used in Millville Rite Aid
· Trail Of Corn Dogs Leads To Burglary Arrest
· Inflatable doll taped to chair, left in intersection
· U.S. FDA standardizes sunscreen labelling laws
· High Hopes at Miracle-Gro in Medical Marijuana Field
· Gay Girl in Damascus: Second 'lesbian' blogger is a man
· The Geek Dad's Guide to Weekend Fun: Cool Hacks, Cutting-Edge Games, and More Awesome Projects for the Whole Family
· Conan: Andy's Tony Awards Recap 06/13/11Conan: weeknights at 11/10c
· Booth Babes of E3 2011
· Gallagher Would Be Proud
June 16, 2011
· 8 Delightfully Geeky Wedding Proposals
· 10 year old pre-order for Duke Nukem Forever redeemed!
· Maryland Man Files Lawsuit Against Nail Salon After Being Charged $1 More Than Women For Manicure
· On the Beltway, a claim of drunken sex at 85 mph
· Woman calls 911 because of a fast food order
· New hidden earthquake fault found in California
June 17, 2011
· Florida Friday: Judge allows ACLU's 'Kick a Jew' lawsuit against the schools, pending amendment
· Florida Friday: 2 Jehovah's Witnesses thwart home burglary in Golden Gate
· Florida Friday: Burglary Suspect Photographed in the 'Act' outside Betty's Tavern on Lem
· Florida Friday: Goldilocks intruder found beer to be just the right temperature
· Florida Friday: Can a half dozen racks of ribs and two packs of oxtails fit in a single purse?
· Florida Friday: Loser beats 74 year old mom because she won't give him drug money
· Florida Friday: Anthony lawyer's paternity question halts court
· Florida Friday: Gator takes a dip in swimming pool
· Florida Friday: Video shows robber paying $1 for gum to help open cash register in Fort Lauderdale
· Florida Friday: Man accused of filching FHP decoy trailer
· Florida Friday: Panhandle man cleaning foot sets house on fire
· Florida Friday: Lakeland heroin ringleader used food stamps
· Florida Friday: Bikini laser tag aims for good time
· Florida Friday: Throwing pancakes, punches lands Bonita woman in jail, deputies say
June 18, 2011
· Airport geese to be cooked for poor
· Mexican teenage girls train as drug cartel killers
· Nguyen Duy Hai appeals for help to afford operation from 80kg, 1m-wide tumour
· Principal Dances On Rooftop To Pay Off Reading Bet
· Here she comes, Miss ... Duct Tape?
· Ex-Alexandria teacher accused of making child-porn videos, altering images to include students
June 19, 2011
· The top 10 dad-related records
· Artist, dad to embrace for 24 hours in honor of Father's Day
· Off-Duty Cop Dressed as Clown Kills Alleged Robber
· R.I.P: Clarence Clemons
· South Korea shoots at passenger jet by mistake
· Top 10 Careers Thwarted by a Tweet
· Prostitute price guide: How far does money go when you go all the way? (INFOGRAPHIC)
June 20, 2011
· Airport geese to be cooked for poor
· Off-Duty Cop Dressed As Clown Kills Alleged Teen Robber
· Deputies find man who allegedly stole computer before getting naked
· U.S. soldier 're-grows leg' after pioneering injection of pig bladder hormone
· Man allegedly wounded by two booty call ninjas
· Woman Arrested for Stalking and Harassment After Son Fails to Make Travel Team
· Deputies: Man arrested for murder while fleeing with cocaine stuffed inside body
· Petkovs' Neighbor Tells Trenton Police: I Cant Take It Anymore
· Private eye tells homeless man of inheritance
· JOEY BELLADONNA Plays Surprise Concert At Tampere Bar; Video Footage, Photos Available
· Sega attacked, hacker group offers to take revenge
· Arrested Development Clue Board Game
· R.I.P: 'Jackass' Star Ryan Dunn Is Dead
· MajorGeeks Locals: Man with Wild Irish Rose claims link to CIA, calls Vero police 'sexy'
· Wal-Mart wins Supreme Court sex-bias ruling
June 21, 2011
· David Letterman Calls Jim Carrey a Liar (Liar), and a Good Time Ensues!
· $1 Billion in Homeowner Aid Offered
· Beware of Hungry Trees.
· Authorities say drunk Boynton Beach boat captain tugged stranded boaters around in circles for hours
· Margera RIPS Ebert -- SHUT UP About Ryan Dunn
· Bataan Death March survivor dead at 96
· Woman Pleads Guilty To Hiding Stolen Fur In Underwear
· Coyote runs into home through cat door near Battle Ground
· Confetti assault leads to arrest at Iowa City gay pride parade
· Man claims he robbed bank of $1 in order to secure jail health care
· Got his 'mined' in the gutter
· U.K. Soldier Killed in Afghanistan Leaves Friends $160G for Las Vegas Party
June 22, 2011
· Oh baby, you had me at 0110100001100101011011000110110001101111
· Utah man updated Facebook status during standoff
· Man flies US Airways in women's underwear (Photo)
· Botched Mob Hit Caught on Tape
· Mexican authorities: Top cartel leader captured
· Couple jailed for public sex on the beach (mug)
· Cocaine cut with levamisole, drug used to de-worm animals, causing users' skin to rot off: doctors
· Disabled Vet Battles HOA Over Handicap Parking Space
· Waitress Discovers Ancestors Photo Hanging on Restaurant Wall
· 'Jackass' Star Ryan Dunn Was Trashed And Going 130-140mph When He Killed Himself And Passenger
June 23, 2011
· In-N-Out Burger: Coming to a Town Near You
· Chinese find 55ft 'sea monster'
· Potatoes bad, nuts good for staying slim, Harvard study finds
· Famed crime boss James 'Whitey' Bulger arrested in Santa Monica
· Marriage increases colon cancer survival
· Houston Pilot Suspended For Slurs, Swearing Over Air Traffic Radio
· Sarah Palin Reportedly Quits Bus Tour Halfway Through
· WORLD'S FIRST DOG FITTED WITH FOUR PROSTHETIC PAWS (Video)
June 24, 2011
· Florida Friday: Port St. Lucie mom accused of leaving tot at pool, buying beer with girl's ice cream money
· Florida Friday: Man Arrested Over Cop Act for Sex
· Florida Friday: Man arrested for tipping paraplegic out of wheelchair
· Florida Friday: Text to mom leads to LOL arrest and mugshot
· Florida Friday: Search for nude beach leads to indecent exposure arrest
· Florida Friday: Dress wearing man ID'd in $125 theft shows his purse with 'only a few' bucks in it; deputies drag accuser to pokey
· Florida Friday: Lee County woman accused of giving topless massage to undercover deputy
· Florida Friday: Hey baby, want a ride on my scooter?
· Florida Friday: 11 year old boy charged with car burglary outside Toys R Us store. Again.
· Florida Friday: Man excuses sobriety test performance with bad foot,' shows deputy ankle holster
· Florida Friday: 'Crab' arrested for dealing drugs
· R.I.P: 'Columbo' Star Peter Falk Dead at 83
June 25, 2011
· Tampa retiree says he lost belongings in foreclosure blunder
· New York Becomes the Sixth State to Legalize Gay Marriage
· Greek fighter jet salvaged from the Aegean Sea
June 26, 2011
· Man, 95, Proves You're Never Too Old To Get Busted
June 27, 2011
· Dynamo crosses the River Thames on foot - without using a bridge
· TSA asks 95-year-old woman to remove diaper for pat-down
· Dick Yuengling rewrites family history
· Ohio deputies: Woman sprayed us with breast milk
· Porta Potty 'Peeping Tom' confesses to police, media
· Charlie Sheen is Officially Single
· Blagojevich Jurors Reach Verdict, Reportedly Agree on 18 of 20 Counts
June 28, 2011
· The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming
· Marijuana In Drug Case Vanishes From FedEx Truck
· "Go the F*** to Sleep" not funny. (Is too)
· City Greenmarket vendors banned from cutting the cheese outside
· 'Girl power,' peer pressure sent kayakers over the edge of lower Bridal Veil falls, official says
· Case dismissed against woman arrested while videotaping police
· Lawsuit Targets Celebrity Poker Game
· North Korean Heir Apparent Had Six Plastic Surgeries to Perfect Family Look, Report Says
· Mystery Chinese Buyer Orders 582 Saabs, Helps Stave Off Bankruptcy
· The Mother of All Rollercoaster Rides, Yeeeehaw!
June 29, 2011
· Man Drives With Dead Pedestrian's Body (Thanks Ziptie)
· $1 Billion That Nobody Wants
· Snapping Turtle Climbs Fence! (Slowly, of course)
· Poopy peeper explains why he's not a perv
June 30, 2011
· 6 Beloved 80s Toys With Bizarrely Horrifying Origin Stories
· Boarding Pass Arrest: Nigerian Slipped by JFK Airport Security
· Huma Abedin taking time off from Weiner, job
· Woman banned from every WalMart in America for life (Wait, that's a GOOD thing)
· Rare white buffalo calf honoured, named
· Deputies: 'There Is No Poop Fairy'
· Today I was laid off from Myspace, here's the badge I turned in
