Archive for August 2011
August 1, 2011
· Rust will restrict Canadian submarines diving range
· People drink to counter that 'glass half empty feeling'
· Man found biking downtown with axe, covered in blood, police said
· Duped by a blonde too good to be true, 'Dirty DUI' victim seeks redemption
· Des Plaines man, 19, charged in North Side slaying (mug)
August 2, 2011
· The Catchiest Viral Internet Songs of All Time
· 360-degree, extreme-high-res photo of Next-Generation Boeing 737
· Man Injured On Harry Potter Roller Coaster
· Man requests help disposing homemade weapon of mass destruction (MUG)
· Boys starts lemonade stand to help parents pay bills following sister's funeral
· Man who escaped Dahmer in 91 charged in homeless mans death
· Muhammad Ali writes letter to people of Norway
· Child beauty pageant blasted for awarding autistic girl Tahnee Myles best personailty
· Lee Co. inmate caught with drug stash in vagina
August 3, 2011
· Vilnius Mayor A.Zuokas Fights Illegally Parked Cars with Tank
· looks passed out on dining room table as his new girlfriends introduce him to the planking craze
· FAA shutdown to continue as Congress leaves
· Comfort eating helps stave off the blues: Study
· China's central bank governor 'welcomes' US debt deal
· Homeless Man Jumps White House Fence Live on CNN
· Man chainsaws giant middle-finger salute to neighbours as feud boils over into court
· Idaho Falls Police Investigate Man in Bunny Suit
· St. Clair Shores child molester thanks several people for plea deal; judge tells him 'This isn't the Academy Awards'
· Teacher Used Schools Computer To Search For Braless Miley Cyrus Photo
August 4, 2011
· The Very Best of the Lonely Computer Guy Meme
· R.I.P: BUBBA SMITH "POLICE ACADEMY" STAR DEAD AT 66
· Amy Winehouse Bought Crack and Heroin the Night Before She Died, 'Friend' Claims
August 5, 2011
· Florida Friday: BSO jail deputy counseled for behavior toward female inmates
· Florida Friday: Ocala's two-rumped chicken dies in fox attack
· Florida Friday: Suburban Delray man charged with beating elderly neighbor over feeding ducks
· Florida Friday: Daughter gets mother arrested on drug charges
· Florida Friday: Woman drinks "Leg Spreader" shot, arrested for DUI
· Florida Friday: Fort Pierce woman says she pulled 'pirate sword' in crotch cutting incident
· Florida Friday: Gun parts found in Tampa International Airport terminal restroom
August 6, 2011
· 30 Americans Killed Including 25 SEALs When Afghan Insurgents Shoot Down Helicopter
August 7, 2011
· Police: Man says no thanks; angry drug dealers shoot at his car in Fort Pierce
· Suburban Boca man charged with spraying son with bug killer, chasing him with plastic knife
· How Could A Casino Run By Hooters Girls Go Bankrupt?
· Old people's Swiss sex romps shock anglers
· Celebrity Boob Job Regrets
August 8, 2011
· Competitive Facial Hair Growing
· Buffett: US Rating Still AAA, No Matter What S&P Says
· 98-year-old woman earns judo's highest degree black belt
· Police: 8 killed in Ohio, gunman among dead
· Winooski cop busted for DUI after passing out on I89
August 9, 2011
· Inmate on suicide watch kills himself, Orleans sheriff says
· The dirty words we dare not say
· Port Charlotte man breaks into woman's home, touches her, later apologizes
· Hot Wheel that's TOO HOT for kids
· Watch Barney Frank Fart on Live TV
· Long Island Bus Driver Fired After Rescuing 3 Police Detectives During Hail Storm
· By Helping a Girl Testify at a Rape Trial, a Dog Ignites a Legal Debate
· Stephen has biggest collection of Smurf memorabilia (No mention if he's single, you decide)
· Driver of Motorized Beer Cooler Charged With Drunk Driving (Duh)
· Hiker told park of aggressive goat before his death
· Mexican Smugglers Nearly Interrupt California Surf Contest
August 10, 2011
· Cash seen flying out of Porsche before fatal accident
· Leigh Stubbs, Mississippi Woman, Serving 44-Year Sentence Despite Discredited Testimony
· Judge Halts Renton Police Cartoon Search Warrant
· Redding police catch alleged burglar in the act (Mug)
· Kansas boy wants the world to recognize his fallen father
· 'Rack' and ruin: Stripper goes on 'crime spree' with brothers
· BOOM: Apple Passed Exxon To Become The Most Valuable Public Company
· Airplane Flies Banner By Wall Street That Says "Thanks For The Downgrade. You Should All Be Fired."
· Felonious Phone Terrorist Admits, Apologizes For Heinous Hotel Urine Prank
· Get off my lawn!
August 11, 2011
· Dear Abby
· Mother of the year: Woman Forces Her 6-Year-Old Daughter To Videotape Her Having Group Sex
· Most Americans can't afford a $1,000 emergency expense
· New Orleans 'Red Dress Run' a beer-fueled charity event
· Police capture 'Dougherty Gang' in Colorado
· Hearing For Man Suing Feds Over Airport Security
· Crybaby U.S. Sen. Rob Portman gets Smokey the Bear fired. Dick.
· Hungry helicopter pilot faces £63,000 fine for snack pit stop
· "When He Comes To Walmart He Gets Aroused."
· Police: 71-year-old man tags power poles
August 12, 2011
· R.I.P: Ex-Warrant Singer Jani Lane DEAD AT 47
· Florida Friday: Woman turns in ex after finding child porn on computer
· Florida Friday: Burglars bring 14-month-old baby on burglary attempt , authorities say
· Florida Friday: Man wants to move gator hug biz to Tin City
· Florida Friday: $600,000 swiped from Sarasota woman to buy Lamborghini
· Florida Friday: Man in Sarasota rehab caught with child porn
· Florida Friday: Daytona Beach Shores owner sold nitrous oxide for huffing
· Florida Friday: Months after woman nabbed in reported buttocks baring caper, deputy in Vero shuts down her apparent breast display
August 13, 2011
· 'Top Heavy Bandit' Sought By Police (moobs ftw)
· Chatham man, 85, fends off robber: Youve got to make a stand
· Former wrestler, 63, takes down robber in Boynton Beach
· Naked sword fight lands attorney in jail
· Toledo woman falls into recycling bin, dies inside
· What's a man caught commiting lewd acts on a 2 1\2 foot barbie look like? Glad you asked!
· Elmo Loves You, Even If You've Been Busted
· Court releases tapes of Jeffs instructing girls he took as wives (with audio)
· SEC investigating S&P's downgrade of U.S. debt: report
· Appeals court strikes health insurance requirement
· Coupon junkie busted stealing precious newspapers
· Soon-to-be laid off workers get big 6/49 win
August 14, 2011
· Stage collapse kills 4 ahead of Sugarland concert
· That's a lot of Wongs
· Top 16 longest gaps between Interstate exits
· Dakota Meyer will be third living recipient of the Medal of Honor for actions in Iraq and Afghanistan. First Marine. Semper Fi!
· Italian sunbathers sizzle on Sicily beach as Mount Etna erupts (Awesome photos)
· Manhunt under way for Loop bank robber. Manhunt under way for Loop bank robber. Manhunt under way for Loop bank robber.
· Volleyballers' bikini bottom ads criticised by feminist
August 15, 2011
· An All New P-R-O Convention Cheerleader Gallery
· World's largest James Bond car collection coming together next year at British museum
· Houston, Texas Mayor Flip Flops on Red Light Cameras
· Palm Bay woman held after nutcracker attack on man
· Incarcerated Man Has F*ck The Police Tattoo On Face
· 'Short pink shorts, panties and bras' lead to drug arrest
August 16, 2011
· The Very Best of the Pickup Line Scientist Meme
· Alcohol linked to insomnia
· Starbucks chief calls on CEOs to stop political donations, create jobs
· Mayor dumps gift-wrapped 20-tonne boulder on ex-wifes lawn. You crazy Canadians ;)
· How to Win at Rock, Paper, Scissors
· Feds: Child porn accessed via neighbors, church. Bonus: by a cop
· Botox isn't going to help botox bandit (Mug)
· Police Chase Shirtless Man on Forklift (Video w language warning)
· A Brief History of the Bikini
· Sick of Casey Anthony? Thought the stories were over? Sorry about that.
· FINALLY! TLC Cancels Kate Gosselin's 'Kate Plus 8'. Dear Jesus, please cancel Jersey Shore. Amen.
· Niagara Falls search for Japanese woman turns up man
· Jeremiah Lee Wright decapitated own 7-year-old disabled son; chopped up body to spite mom: cops
· 'Cinderella' gets engaged in Queensbury
· Have A Drink On AC/DC, Band Launches A New Line Of Fine Wines
· "Real Housewives" Russell Armstrong Commits Suicide
· Jon Stewart on 'Daily Show': Where's the Love for Ron Paul?
August 17, 2011
· Sexy pics at 12, pregnant at 15 ...and her proud mums delighted
· Couple charged after nearly 700 cats seized
· Russia's new stealth fighter debuts
· Stupid question of the day: Why in the Hell Is Everyone Stealing Copper?
· Rick Perry Raises Predator Drones As Possible Border Security Solution
· "I Don't Doubt It" Is BofA's Response To You Saying They Transferred You To Foot Fetish Phone Line
· 6 Reasons Your Plans to Move Abroad Might Not Work Out
· 'Nazi Jihadist' Pleads Guilty To Soliciting Extremists To Attack U.S.
· Police: Man Crashes Through Waffle House Trying To Kill Wife
· Target in Facebook murder plot shot, killed
August 18, 2011
· Man smuggling bear paws arrested at Vancouver airport
· NYC Sanitation Truck Crashes Through Building, Dangles From Third Floor, Driver Rescued (PHOTO, VIDEO)
· Insulting Restaurant Staff On Twitter While You're Still In The Restaurant Might Get You Kicked Out Of Restaurant
· Average length of time from marriage to separation is now 8.7 years, study reveals
· Bigamy Suspect Doesn't Remember Marrying First Wife (lol mugshot)
· Womans yard sale to pay medical bills gets shut down
· Manhunt On For Ex-Marine Oathkeeper Accused Of Rape
August 19, 2011
· Florida Friday: Woman accused of basil attack during meat flap jailed in PSL incident
· Florida Friday: Daytona Beach woman rode baby in stroller in bed of pickup
· Florida Friday: Mom sent staged pics of her torturing baby to taunt ex
· Florida Friday: Jared Cano arrested for Freedom High School bomb plot
· Florida Friday: Man Stole Life-Size Justin Bieber Cutout: Cops
· Florida Friday: Englewood woman trafficking pills in her bra
· Florida Friday: No Prosecution Of Pastor For Voyeurism
· Florida Friday: SunTrust computer glitch makes customer 'billionaire for a minute'
· Florida Friday: Man arrested for stealing back car he had sold for $100
· Florida Friday: Palm Bay woman held after nutcracker attack on man
· Florida Friday: Man Crashes Through Waffle House Trying To Kill Wife
· The Entire Facebook Terms of Service in Bro Speak
August 20, 2011
· Man tries to stop moving truck with feet. (Yabba Dabba DONT try this at home.)
· The insect diet: Save money, lose weight, gross out friends.
· Motorized beer cooler lands driver in court
August 21, 2011
· Jealous road-rage attack sent vehicles into Pine Hills home, deputies say
· Deputies: Public masturbator tackled by neighbor
· Woman drank at Daytona Beach bar while 5-year-old waited outside
· 'Sovereign citizen' ploy doesn't save homes from foreclosure
· Xbox Live user says Microsoft owes him $500 billion
· Infamous L.A. home for sale, Davids included
· Swedish girl zapped by lightning twice. Bonus: While in shower
· Sign Advertises "Explosions in the Sky" on "Sept. 11"
· Busted men, busted women featured in mug shot roundup
· Libya Live Blog
· Jim Beam Devil's Cut and Wild Turkey 81 vie for space in a boutique market
· 10 Most Depressing States in the U.S.
· Pasco couple fear losing home to foreclosure for paying mortgage too early
· Do Not Name Your Wifi Network FBI SURVEILLANCE VAN
· Teen crashes before road test
August 22, 2011
· How about a vacation to Afghanistan?
· Wing walker dies after fall at Michigan air show
· Woman arrested for attempting to sell her 5-year-old son
· Self-proclaimed 'strongest man in the world' pepper-sprayed outside nightclub MUGSHOT
· Off the chain! City slams bicyclist with $1,500 in fines for running red lights
· Rebels enter Tripoli, crowds celebrate in streets
· Canadian military developing stealth snowmobile
· States Where No One Wants To Buy A New Home
· Man who tried to use his foot as brake like Fred Flintstone arrested, police say
August 23, 2011
· Driver 'flipping the bird' to another driver causes crash
· VIDEO: Europe's largest furry convention Eurofurence attracts hundreds
· Police: Man robbed bank, then returned money
· Boy, 12, named town's drag queen
· School Officials Investigating Teacher After "Prank" Involving Student In Trunk
· Deputies: Shortchanged in drug deal, man calls 911. Yes, another guy.
· Mother forces 'thief' son into parade of shame
· Live blog: Report: Gadhafi says he's 'alive and well,' won't leave Libya
· Police get to bottom of accused naked woman, man incident in PSL
· R.I.P: Jimmy Kimmel's Uncle Frank dies
· The Funniest Internet Reactions to the East Coast Earthquake
August 24, 2011
· Future TSA: Track All 'Daily Travels To Work, Grocery Stores & Social Events'
· Newark Bears donate $2,000 to M.A.D.D. ... on Beer Pong Night
· Amy Winehouse: No Illegal Drugs in System at Death. Note: Illegal
· Hollywood man accused of printing fake $20 bills
· Pendleton Marine sets bench press world record
· Bull semen forces closure of interstate ramp
· Hobe Sound man jailed in booze, meat, toilet paper caper
· Man accused of exposing himself and urinating in store
August 25, 2011
· Pa. newlyweds shoplifted reception food
· Maddow Scolds McCain for Meeting Gaddafi in 2009, Ignores Obama Meeting Him Month Prior
· London woman's breast implant popped during game of paintball
· Lockheed Martin presents airship of the future
· Iowa City Woman Deemed Too Drunk For Bikini Wax, Attacks Employee with Towel
· 11 things that suck about being an adult
· Cocaine's Newest Risks: Dying Skin and Compromised Immunity
· Just why do people get more attractive when youre drunk?
August 26, 2011
· Geek Gets Girl part 1 "Tonka Summit too"
· Geek Gets Girl part 2 "Tonka Summit too"
· Florida Friday: Accused nude dude in Vero Beach says he's 'just out here helping people'
· Florida Friday: Christian band member busted with child porn
· Florida Friday: Woman 'encouraged husband to have sex with 12-year-old girl so that she would get pregnant and they could claim more benefits'
· Florida Friday: Saggy-pants 'clumsy beer thief' arrested in Polk County
· Florida Friday: Clearwater fines Scientology $413,500
· Florida Friday: Oakland Park brothel suspect surprises judge
· Florida Friday: Mets Star Wants Judge To Cloak Sex Case Records
August 27, 2011
· Ron Paul: No FEMA response necessary
· Coyotes bothering San Antonio Heights resident, pets
· Puerto Rico-Cuba flights resume after decades
August 28, 2011
· Hurricane Irene makes 2nd landfall, heads toward major cities
· Giant candy bar causes scare on Tacoma Narrows Bridge
· Best Buy prices case of water at 40 bucks
· A Kamikaze Pilot Who Survived
· The Smoking gun weekly mugshots
· Mom gets lecture, trial for shrooms
· St. Louis woman(?!?) accused of statutory rape of boy, 13
· Bait car stolen, Sacramento police nab 10-year-old girl
· Al-Qaeda's No. 2 Leader Killed in Pakistan. U.S. Official Says
· The Great Casual-Dining Upheaval
· Deputies: 'Attractive woman' asks to use bathroom, steals Xbox
August 29, 2011
· The Secret Lives of Metal-Detector Hunters
· First-Grader Faces In-School Suspension for Growing Hair Long to Donate to Cancer Victims
· Buzzing mad: Immokalee man charged with shaving sleeping girlfriend's head
· Reporter Gives Update Covered In Sea Foam
· Florida block party
August 30, 2011
· Shanghai 2011: Chinese copy-cats
· Florida's 'Irene-related' deaths debated
· Career criminal busted for 99th time in Chicago
· Smart Girls Wear Short Skirts, Too
· American Airlines To Offer PJs, Slippers, Turn-Down Service In First Class
· Man who got DUI leaving DUI hearing goes to prison
· Dad Caught On Camera Beating Teen In Backyard Brawl
· Burglary suspects, spotted in live TV report during storm, arrested in Virginia Beach
· Car is on fire. Do you A: Pull into a gas station
· North Texas Juror Tried To Friend Defendant
· Majorgeeks locals: Woman accused of cancer scam gets little sympathy from judge, who had cancer
· Generation of homeowners stuck in first houses
August 31, 2011
· How Bill OReilly Tried to Get His Wifes Boyfriend Investigated By the Cops
· Uniformed Cop Caught Having Sex With Woman On Hood Of Car (NSFW)
· Man acting as own lawyer in rape case insists on self-defense in closing argument
· Officer under investigation for allegedly giving alcohol to toddler
· Cops On The Hunt For Duplicitous iPlank Scammers
· 6 controversial reactions to Hurricane Irene
· Daryl Hannah arrested in White House oil protest
· Chicago Sausage Sellers Bicker Over Who's More Original
