Archive for October 2011
October 1, 2011
· Rival accused of killing Hells Angels boss caught
· State investigating death of millions of Treasure Coast honeybees
· 5 Bad Ideas for Dealing With Bullies You Learned in Movies
· Inmate working at auto auction takes off in car
· Burglars pick the wrong night to break into Salem restaurant
· Man Who Plotted Fake Bear Attack on Ex-Girlfriend Jailed
· Bridgewater State Radio Station Allegedly Threatened For Not Playing Song Requested By Ex-Student
· Plane crashes into NSW ferris wheel
· Dont Wig Out For Our Hair-Raising Mug Shots
October 2, 2011
· Suspect congratulates arresting deputies
· 80-lbs. of pot, $95K in cash found during a VOP arrest
· Ice-cream store mascot in pointy white hood mistaken as Klan follower
· Man reaches summit of Kilimanjaro for 70th birthday, texts wife then dies of a heart attack
· Customer complaint email and response by GASP clothing goes viral
· Elyria man accused of shoving snake poop in girlfriend's mouth
· Man caught trying to smuggle hummingbirds in his underwear
· 65th arrest for "man" accused of holding woman, kids captive
· Little Falls man promised woman she would be paid $180,000 if she killed him with a car
· The Perfect Day: His dog was dying. But they could spend one last day together.
· Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
· HMO on a roll
October 3, 2011
· Russian speed metal band hits the road
· Jail for family who googled murder to get granddad's riches
· Hooters chain accuses rival of stealing info
· Shock of single mother who discovered her long-term boyfriend was actually a WOMAN
· Yankee Stadium beerman suspended after joking with Red Sox player
· Obama Fried Chicken Is Chinas Newest Fast Food Craze
· Boca-based drug-sniffing dog for hire
October 4, 2011
· Jensen Beach internet prostitute's customer shot by husband
· Sad: Theme park 'super sizes' its coaster seats for overweight riders
· Future leaders? LOL: Students turn classroom attack on leaf blowers into county debate
· Texting while bicycling in Chicago could soon equal a ticket
· Holy crap, there's a cheese month? And it's now?? See ya!
· Huge silicone breast saves woman from husband's knife
October 5, 2011
· Japanese toilet maker Toto unveils motorcycle powered by poop
· New service offers to pose as fake girlfriend
· Removal man: How I found German bomb in Binley Woods garage
· Burglary Suspect Tripped Up By Red Underwear
· Tennessee High School Student: Principal Assaulted Me for Wearing T-Shirt Supporting Gay-Straight Alliance
· Mom Sells Baby for $15K Disney Trip: Cops
· A-B plans $1 billion investment in U.S. brewing operations
· Woman accused of trying to poison husband with enchiladas
October 6, 2011
· The Internet Reacts to the Death of Steve Jobs
· Steve Jobs Funeral To Be Picketed By Westboro Church (Wow, big surprise. WWJD?)
· R.I.P: Rev. Fred Shuttlesworth
· Carving the Death Star. O.M.G
· GOPs Alternative Buffett Rule: Voluntary Tax Me More Check Box on IRS Form
· Awkward Family Photos: Wedding Edition
· "Chick," 71, And Man, 54, Busted In Naked Car Romp
· Sarah Palin Will Not Run for President
· What should we do about our naked neighbour?
· Last Words Of Executed Convicts
· If someone steals your kiddie porn... Don't report the robbery.
· Good: Farmer hires workers at $10.50 an hour. Bad: Most quit within 6 hours because it's too hard
· You're doing it wrong: Extreme jacuzzi fanatics take a dip dangling 130ft from bridge
· Before Hitler, Who Was the Stand-In for Pure Evil?
· Announcing The 2011 Worst Ad In America Nominees!
· Bear breaks into Macclenny home, eats birthday cake
· R.I.P: Character actor Charles Napier dies at 75
October 7, 2011
· Florida Friday: Deputies arrest woman in Tequesta for allegedly sunbathing nude on the beach
· Florida Friday: Manatee sheriff: Man offered to pay $10,000 for a murder
· Florida Friday: 'Son of Elvis' accused of abusing elderly dad with lit cigarette
· Florida Friday: Nudist resort planned on Suwannee River
· Florida Friday: Woman, 46, takes down armed robbery suspect, 26
· Florida Friday: Accused PSL sausage stealer linked to Publix meat crime
· Florida Friday: Man said he stabbed caregiver after he was denied cable TV
· Florida Friday: Amanda Brumfield: Billy Bob Thornton's daughter gets 20 years for child's death
· Florida Friday: The Hillsborough Clerks office computer has a meltdown, which means innocent people could end up in jail
· Florida Friday: Oxytots?
· Florida Friday: Woman calls 911, attacks responding deputy
· Florida Friday: Lawmaker Files Bill to Repeal State Ban on Dwarf Tossing in Bars
· Florida Friday: Man accused of exposing himself to teen in ER
October 8, 2011
· Amish Men's Beards Cut Off; Police Suspect Amish-On-Amish Violence
· Toyota builds giant arcade claw game to sell cars in Japan
· The 12 Most Annoying Non-Playable Characters in Video Games
October 9, 2011
· Man Impersonating Cop Pulls Over Real Cop In Albuquerque, According To Police
· Teacher sacked over sex and race slurs wins five-year battle to clear her name
· Teacher in topless photos row is back
· Pennsylvania sheriff's deputy charged with punching handcuffed man and lying about it
· Shriner killed in Pumpkin Fest Parade crash
· Texas woman sues PD for forcing her to listen to Rush Limbaugh
· U.S. Army dad home from Iraq, surprises children at school
· Police seek redneck with really bad taste in beer
October 10, 2011
· The Help For Heroes Calendar Is What Im talking About
· If my husband didn't sleep with escorts, he might leave me forever
· U.S. Economists Sargent, Sims Win 2011 Nobel Prize
· Are You Overpaying For Vitamins?
· Life's a beach for Babe the pig who lives on his own private island in the Bahamas
· Educating Gabriel, 13, an off-the-charts prodigy
· Killer sharks invade golf course
· The making of SpiceJet's Q400 aircraft
October 11, 2011
· Part 2: Arrests In Amish Beard-Cutting Attacks In Ohio
· 7 survive 20 hours at sea clinging to boat, cooler
· Ex-Astronaut From Love Triangle Case Survives Plane Crash
· Gov. Rick Scott signs death warrant for Oba Chandler, killer of Ohio mom, kids
· The new teen rage: drunken gummy bears (Teens? I'm in)
· 'You lookin' at me?' Fake book soothes race relations
· Boss Who Fears Heights Skydives For Employee With Brain Cancer
· Parting Shot: Hilarious Safe Sex PSA Comics from MTV Switzerland
· Dad Taking Photos of Daughter Is Banned From Mall on Terror Concerns
· Case Of The Unwanted Enema Remains Unsolved, According To California Police
· U.S. agents defend Ontario pedophile-luring ploy
· 'Video vigilante' turns lens on Okla. prostitution
October 12, 2011
· Government attacks judges for rejecting marriage visa ban
· The 33 Chilean Miners, Then and Now
· Study: Gates project spared 100K Indians from HIV
· Las Vegas Monsignor stole over $650,000 from his parishioners to feed his gambling habit
· Police: Truck theft uncovers woman's double marriage (Mugshot ftw)
· Ex-School Bus Attendant Charged With Abuse
· Motorcycles in president's motorcade collide
· Part 2: 1,588 welfare applicants decline to take drug test
· TSA on lookout for big hair and snow globes (What am I supposed to do now?)
· Pot Brownies At Funeral Cause Seniors To Be Hospitalized
October 13, 2011
· Shooting At Seal Beach: Eight Confirmed Dead, One Critically Wounded (DEVELOPING)
· Florida's Alleged Serial Pooper Craps Out
· Japanese company "REAL-f" makes really f-ing accurate 3-D copies of your face
· Charges filed in murder of special education teacher
· Three women arrested as detectives probe kidnappings and sex attacks on MALE hitchhikers in Zimbabwe
· Adventurous Alfie, 3, flees first day of nursery and walks home to his mother
October 14, 2011
· Florida Friday: Man Indicted For Hacking E-Mail Of Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Other Celebrities
· Florida Friday: Man beat victim with bat, cops say
· Florida Friday: Bike Riding Zombie Pub Crawl
· Florida Friday: Man Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Head
· Florida Friday: Catfish seen swimming on Florida roads
· Florida Friday: Mom jailed in Etch A Sketch attack
· Florida Friday: Jensen Beach woman accused of prostitution a week after man shot at her home
· Florida Friday: Vero Beach couple's first date ends in arrest; unclear whether second date planned
· Florida Friday: Man's fun' ride in police car lands him in jail
· Florida Friday: Police Say Woman Rammed Boyfriend's Apartment Repeatedly
· Florida Friday: Man accused of phony breast exams strikes deal with prosecutors
· Florida Friday: Port St. Lucie man seeking cow manure faces trespassing charge
· Florida Friday: Teen arrested after shooting a man with a blow gun
· R.I.P: Eddie Balandas ("You wanted the best, you got the best. The hottest band in the world, KISS!")
October 15, 2011
· Man sets house on fire after altercation, police say
· Collier teen accused of attacking woman, threatening child, demanding kiss
· New Orleans McDonalds Serves Up New Rules For Restroom
· Helena shooting victim had just filed for divorce, sought protection from wife
· Decades-old dispute with IRS costs Clearwater Beach couple their home
· Girl reunited with 'Daddy Bear' lost on busy interstate
· The Appeal of Amateur Porn
· Stunning Violence Inside Manhattan McDonalds (Video)
· George Bush Almost Asked Clint Eastwood To Be His Vice-President
· Bo Diddley Jr. Arrested Occupying Bo Diddley Plaza (Florida)
· Drunken Man In Skivvies Threatens Neighbor
· Refreshing or Revolting: 2012 BMW 3 Series
October 16, 2011
· Today's panic: Sledding
· Politician strips in election video
· Memorial for 1979 OHare crash unveiled to honor 273 victims (No thanks to AA)
· Elaborate props expected to spur frightfully good Halloween sales
· Message in a Bottle: Old-School S.O.S. Helps Rescue Hijacked Ship
· Key Wester tapped as nation's top rum-drink maker
October 17, 2011
· Meet the Guy Who Snitched on Occupy Wall Street to the FBI and NYPD
· Here's The 911 On Booking Photos This Week
· American Cancer Society refuses $500,000 from atheists
· 1st Gay Military Conference Organizers Urge Attendees Not to Engage in the Debauchery for Which Las Vegas Is Known
· Mr. Magoo Bandit suspected of 12 bank robberies in California
· Pot, gator found in Chicago-area house
· Ryanair now to remove toilets from its planes
· Plastic surgeon finds the ideal breast shape... by examining Page 3 girls (NSFW)
· 10 Fine Examples of English Gone Wrong
· Back to the Future: DMC announces all-electric DeLorean for 2013
October 18, 2011
· Drunk dad rides shotgun with 9 y.o. daughter behind the wheel
· Wont You Help The Man With The 100-Pound Scrotum?
· Man arrested on charges of licking woman's knee
· Anthony Bourdain: Vegans are 'self-indulgent'
· Bear cub wanders into Alaska grocery store's produce aisle (with video)
· Cops: Man had only '2 pizzas to drink' before driving into ditch
· AIG Assembles Managers, Distributors at Ultra Luxury Resort
· Boston firefighter catches boy dropped from window
· PSL man ate stolen ice cream sandwich he kept in pants, police say
· 92-year-old gets birthday bucket wish driving NASCAR race car at Irwindale
· Woman Accused Of Throwing Cupcakes At Husband Charged With Domestic Battery
· Did Hitler and Eva Braun flee Berlin and die (divorced) of old age in Argentina?
October 19, 2011
· Mitchell's, Great Lakes Brewing Company announce Christmas Ale ice cream
· Elderly woman breaks hip at Niagara hospital, told by staff to call ambulance
· Exotic animals on the run in Muskingum County
· Are You Smarter Than a Wall Street Occupier?
· First Cost of Living Increase in Social Security Benefits Since 2009
· Man arrested for driving lawnmower while drunk
October 20, 2011
· Alek's Controllable Halloween Decorations for Celiac Disease
· Gaddafi killed as Libya's revolt claims hometown
· Virgin pilot hurled off stairs by plane thrust
· Taiwanese woman finds out she has testicles
· Torontos worst restaurant names
· Poll names 'sexting' most annoying tech word
· What TWO glasses of wine a day can do to your face in ten years
· 1st Mexican truck to enter US interior within days
· Can AMD survive Bulldozer's disappointing debut?
October 21, 2011
· Florida Friday: Florida school scrambles to retrieve prizes with racy images
· Florida Friday: Serial rapist on the loose: 'We don't know what he'll do next,' cop says
· Florida Friday: Macclenny Cake-Stealing Bear Killed
· Florida Friday: Ponte Vedra woman who faked kidnapping accused of violating probation
· Florida Friday: Angry woman dumps used condoms on store counter
· Florida Friday: 2 Port St. Lucie brothers arrested after drugs found in baby crib
· Florida Friday: Accused 'Santa burglar' sacked in Deerfield Beach
· Florida Friday: Drunken woman drove 110 MHP, spit on officer, cops say (Mug)
· Florida Friday: Car through door doesn't deter Davie doughnut shop
· Florida Friday: T-Mobile Customer Runs Up $201,000 Phone Bill
· Florida Friday: Clerk at Dels 24 Hour shop shoots, kills would-be robber who grabbed child
· Florida Friday (Meets New Jersey): Accused vomiting, intoxicated coffee drinker busted at PSL Starbucks
· Florida Friday: Beach patrol captain fired over employee sex
October 22, 2011
· The Most Epic Halloween Gaming Pumpkins of All Time
· New report shows more workers falling behind average wage level
· Officials: Saudi Arabian crown prince dies at New York hospital
· Sixteen Luxurious Booking Photos, No Fluff
· Southgate eatery's 3-foot-tall burger biggest in the world
· After 40 years, wife arrested in man's hot-grease death
· Thieves trading stolen copper wire for crack
· British ferry captain crashed into fishing boat and killed skipper because crew were chatting about Halle Berry as Catwoman
· Universal Orlando's twin dragon coasters will never 'duel' again
October 23, 2011
· Wis. Wiccan chaplain denies sexual assault of inmate, hostage-taking ruse
· 91-Year-Old Who Cant Stand Unable To Get Voter ID In Tennessee
· Rebels: Gadhafi's son Saif al-Islam captured alive
· Firefighter revives dog, mouth to snout
· Meet 'Pepsi Pink', Japan's New Strawberry Milk Flavored Cola
October 24, 2011
· Nerdy wedding rings. Are we doing it right?
· Passengers watch plane get repaired with duct tape
· TWENTY MILLION tons of Japan tsunami debris is closing in on Hawaii
· 2-year-old Houston girl uses cell phone to save mother's life
· Stores pull "Schweddy Balls" from shelves
· The myth of the "ethical vegan"
· Woman Stole Cash Register Containing a Quarter: Cops
· Report: Death toll rises to 217 after massive earthquake in Turkey
October 25, 2011
· Autopsy: Qaddafi was killed by shot to head
· Straphangers trash pilot program removing garbage cans on subway platforms
· Stuff yourself for free at Japan's Burger Kings
· Stockton Homeowner Wants Police To Fix Trashed House
· Leno joke preceded fatal collision
· Insane shop-window sign
· 87-year-old facing drug charges, police say he was caught with 104 bricks of cocaine
· Occupy Wall Street campground becoming spot for vagrants, ex-cons & 'takers' to call home
October 26, 2011
· Incredible (and freaky!) pumpkin carvings
· Children aged five gambling in street
· Poland's last Battle of Britain pilot dies
· Drunk 11-Year-Old At Occupy Missoula, Adult Arrested
· SeaWorld performing killer whales are slaves, group says
· Rite Aid ad groped by sex offender
· Screams lead to man stuck inside tree in creek bed
· Pittsfield triple-slaying suspect Caius Veiovis writes of disdain for 'Twilight' franchise
October 27, 2011
· Trucker Rethinks Next Haul After Crash With Bees
· Cops Hunt Man Who Firebombed Taco Bell Because His Chalupas Had Too Little Meat
· The 25 Worst Halloween Candies
· Heinz To Sell Upmarket Version Of Ketchup
· Worst California biker feud in decade erupted at Starbucks
· Home Alone 5-Year-Old Crashes Mom's Car, Calls 911
· Retired mechanic wins $50M lotto prize
· Ohio Cops Arrest Topless Woman After 128 MPH Police Chase
October 28, 2011
· Florida Friday: Driver hit baby stroller after neighbor told him to slow down
· Florida Friday: Weeping Apopka mom: 'I know there is crack in the freezer'
· Florida Friday: Angry ex-girlfriend spending her birthday in jail
· Florida Friday: Accused Reddi-wip thief in PSL might not be cream of crop
· Florida Friday: Man wearing 'head to toe' camo holds up resident, resident pulls gun from couch
October 29, 2011
· Senator Is Victim Of Credit Card Fraud, Thieves Racks Up $12,000 At Walmart
· Cops: Florida Woman Attacks Dad for Not Giving Her Potato Salad (With happy mug shot)
· TSG mugshot round-up
· Occupy LA ripped apart by argument over pot-smoking
· Eleventh heaven: Cardinals are Series champs
· Ford reintroduces the 1965 Mustang
· Chris Bruce, Transgender Bodybuilder, Competes As A Woman 20 Years After Doing It As A Man. Ugh.
· Swedish Lunch Lady in Bizarre Pole Dance Protest Against Food Complaints
October 30, 2011
· What the Costumes Reveal
· Battle of crappy pizza turns into arson
· Adult deer found inside python in Everglades
· Adult deer found inside python in Everglades
· Church Halloween Event Bans 'Cross-Gender' Costumes
· Fort Pierce woman accused of having crack pipe in Bible may need forgiveness from someone other than police
· Buy a Boeing, get a beer named after you. Awesome.
· Alcohol linked to better survival after heart attack. Awesome.
October 31, 2011
· Alek's Controllable Halloween Decorations for Celiac Disease
· Jobless US vets say military experience not valued
· Break-in suspect sounds Sac Metro fire truck siren before being detained
· Anonymous Takes on Mexican Drug Cartel Los Zetas
· Reformed skinhead endures agony to remove tattoos
· Woman offers undercover officer sex for $17 (Mugshot)
· Heidi Klum goes all out as she's wheeled in to annual party on an autopsy table
· U.S. Planning Troop Buildup in Gulf After Exit From Iraq
· Squirrel Nutkin? No I'm Squirrel Pumpkin: The grey critter getting into the Halloween spirit
· Watch the Florida Highway Patrol chase down a speeding Miami cop in his own squad car




