Archive for November 2011

November 1, 2011

· Students Born To Illegal Immigrants Sue Over Tuition
· Sheriff: Time For Citizens To Arm Themselves
· Sinkhole Swallows Man, 80, As He Goes for Morning Newspaper
· Soldier admits taking war trophies, denies murder

November 2, 2011

· Couple asleep find man hiding, touching wife
· Howard Hughes & The Spruce Goose
· Occupy ‘ball’ street
· Porn video played on Wenzhou LED billboard for 10 minutes, pedestrians dumbstruck
· Man dressed as superhero arrested following M8 incident
· R.I.P. to 14 cars and trucks for 2012
· Casey Anthony takes Fifth 60 times in civil suit deposition
· Skirt-pulling causes two women to fight in Hoboken parking garage
· Old people today have more sex

November 3, 2011

· The 7 Most Frivolous Lawsuits Against Celebrities
· Surfer’s turtle riding photo raises more controversy than awareness
· Recall issued after reports of 'exploding' toothbrushes
· Snake in a cash machine
· 83 year-old Centerville man arrested for prostitution
· Police: Parent called to school to discuss fight later starts one (lol tattoo idiocy)
· Is this Jack the Ripper's knife?
· Emergency Landing On Pompano Beach Street Splits Plane In Two
· Facebook figures in Des Moines arson case
· Fatty Foods Addictive Like Cocaine in Growing Body of Scientific Research
· Squirrel captured at children's piano... with the help of some peanut butter
· Ex-NASCAR racer Jeremy Mayfield busted on meth charges

November 4, 2011

· Florida Friday: Heavy rain unearths vaults in Fla. cemetery
· Florida Friday: Ex-Daytona Beach commissioner sues over bathroom sex sting
· Florida Friday: PETA wants "degrading" contest banned at annual event
· Florida Friday: Walmart shopper locks puppies in car, attacks deputy
· Florida Friday: Woman accused of child neglect, drunken Halloween
· Florida Friday: Disgruntled bank customer urinated in drive-in tube, cops say
· Florida Friday: Singer-songwriter Twinkle accused of DUI
· Florida Friday: 'Pirate' accused in PSL headbutting lands behind baarrrrrrrrrs
· Florida Friday: Woman attacks man with bowl of spaghetti
· Florida Friday: Rare Two-Headed Albino Snake Hatches at Sunshine Serpents)
· Florida Friday: Fort Myers girl, 9, faces multiple felony charges
· Florida Friday: UF students caught having sex at courthouse
· Florida Friday: Woman who left girl, 2, in car while shopping arrested, deputies say
· Florida Friday: High Springs man threatens sleepwalker, shoots sofa
· RIP Gwar Guitarist Cody Smoot, aka Flattus Maximus

November 5, 2011

· Boat accident shuts down I-95 in Milford
· Part 2: Monroeville Restaurant's Business Booms Despite Ban On Kids
· Review: Company Offers Two In-N-Out Burgers, Shipped, For $56
· Lobbying Against the Too-Healthy School Lunch
· Watch: Sports anchor wins $2 million lottery on live TV
· R.I.P: Former '60 Minutes' commentator Andy Rooney dies

November 6, 2011

· Three women face prostitution charges in Myrtle Beach area police sting. Arrest take place in Horry County.
· Hunter catches fire, falls off tree stand, dies
· The Operations That Will Make You Love Anonymous
· Woman accused of grabbing bartender, kicking him in groin
· Accused Vero Beach DUI driver asks deputy for directions, gets trip to jail
· Collier judge dismisses ACLU's 'Kick A Jew Day' lawsuit

November 7, 2011

· Why Thanksgiving is the Best Holiday of the Year
· Focus on standardized tests may be pushing some teachers to cheat
· At 75, 'Life' Revisits Its First Cover Story
· Clearwater police: Mom hid crystal meth in daughter's diaper bag
· Man crushed by garden model train at his Wilmcote home
· Modern houses go up in flames faster
· The incredible eight-inch heels which will give you very sore toes
· Beware the 'quadraboob'! Lingerie boutique warns against the perils of bra malfunctions in unusual new campaign
· How much weed can a Chevy Aveo carry? Here's the answer!

November 8, 2011

· The 7 Weirdest Parental Punishments
· South Suburban Man, Killed After Wandering Naked Into Tollway Traffic
· R.I.P: Frazier dies after fight with cancer
· Man found with 11 bags of pot "in his buttocks," report states
· Step-Grandfather Charged with Child Endangerment. No word on charges for the mullet.
· 5 Insane Ways Fear of Masturbation Shaped the Modern World
· Prostitutes found in best jail ever
· Woman, 85, reels in 850lb marlin
· Traders From Chicago Board Of Trade Dump McDonald’s Applications On Occupy Chicago Protesters
· Police: Man Died After Sex With Prostitute
· Wife, 87, Shoots "Cheating" Husband, 88
· R.I.P: Rap Icon Heavy D Dead At 44

November 9, 2011

· Supersized model describes horror after discovering her 'scary' image was used to promote dating site for men who want to cheat
· Man (who never heard of digital downloads) threatened to blow up store over sold out Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 video game
· Aussie Escort Agency Causes Outrage Offering Teen Girl's Virginity for Sale
· China Threatens Massive Venting of Super Greenhouse Gases in Attempt to Extort Billions as UNFCCC Meeting Approaches
· Was the 'Canadian Loch Ness Monster' Caught on Video? (Hint; No)
· Atheist Leaders Ousted by Group
· SoCal Street Cart Vendors Hurting After ‘Occupy’ Group Splatters Blood, Urine
· Threesome goes wrong: East Naples man accused of attacking wife and other woman

November 10, 2011

· 5 Types of Neighbors you Pray You Get
· Man says thrown bowling ball hit him in face
· 14 'Luxury' Sex Toys for the Extremely Rich and Creepy
· Milwaukee woman jailed in sex-related stabbing of man who suffered 300+ wounds
· R.I.P: 'Family Circus' Creator Bil Keane Dies at 89
· Teachers Fired for Reporting Abuse, Lawsuit Claims
· Post-Halloween candy battle brewing in Ontario community
· Dog elected as the leader of Occupy Denver (Good bet he is smarter)
· Oops! Driver flips off Sheriff Clarke, gets busted
· You heard it right: Occupy Oakland deposits $20,000 donation into Wells Fargo

November 11, 2011

· Florida Friday: Scouts learn ‘important lesson’ about fire safety after leader is burned during flag ceremony
· Florida Friday: Woman Disfigured In Meth Explosion Can't Quit Her Habit, Arrested For Cooking Drug Again
· Florida Friday: Comedian arrested in bank robbery
· Florida Friday: Prisons offer special dorms for veterans
· Florida Friday: East Naples firefighter, Estates man both accused of soliciting sex from 14-year-old girl
· Florida Friday: Orlando man blamed his kids after infant porn found on laptop, cops say
· Florida Friday: Woman beats school bus driver, drops pants at officers (LOL mugshot)
· Florida Friday: Robber dragged senior victim by her gold necklace (WOW, look at that head!)
· Florida Friday: Millionaire motocross star (LOL, who?) James 'Bubba' Stewart gets community service
· Florida Friday: Woman hid crack cocaine in vagina
· Florida Friday: Teacher accused of DUI crash in school parking lot
· Florida Friday: Man steals appliances, parade float
· Florida Friday: Ailing Bee Gee Robin Gibb Selling Miami Mansion
· Florida Friday: Vegetables stuck in workers undies before being served at upscale Boca steakhouse

November 12, 2011

· Shock jock Howard Stern trying to close deal to join NBC’s family show ‘America’s Got Talent’
· Where the nukes are: Map shows nuclear material spread across United States
· Man walks into house; puts up Christmas decorations
· Niger offers asylum to Gaddafi son: report
· Busted Iowa woman kicks off this week's booking photo roundup
· Mom Caught Shooting Up with Daughter in Car; Other Mothers Speak Out
· The End of Pantyhose?
· Protesters Coming Down With the "Zuccotti Lung" (BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA)

November 13, 2011

· Bare breasts, urination noted in Rock Star Lounge incidents
· North Port man beats girl to 'teach respect' (Oxymoron)
· Clearwater police: Mom hid crystal meth in daughter's diaper bag
· FloriDUH tip: Don't act odd in a sheriff's office parking lot
· Family dog eats $1,000 in cash
· R.I.P: Lauder, maker of breast cancer's pink ribbon, dies
· Brynne Gordon-Edelsten stripped naked, searched and photographed
· Watch two sons reunite their father with his beloved 1965 Chevrolet Impala SS
· Good news! Killer solar flare won't destroy Earth!

November 14, 2011

· Judge volunteers with Sandusky's children's charity
· Occupy Seattle Disrupts Pro-Occupy Wall Street Forum, Drives Away Supporters. Di Di Di.
· Can you keep a secret, dear? Of course (for 32 minutes at least)
· Roman Catholic church's paedophile investigator jailed for possessing thousands of child porn images (Seriously, who supports this horrible church anymore?????)
· Gia Hendricks charged with 11 counts of ID theft, theft and burglary
· Naked man arrested in nut tree
· Twisted Sister?!?
· Mercedes-Benz reveals 518-hp ML63 AMG ahead of Los Angeles debut
· R.I.P: Diaspora Co-Founder Ilya Zhitomirskiy Passes Away At 22
· WIN: Clever Protestor Sign

November 15, 2011

· Used Car Buyer Finds His Car Comes With Illegal 'Options'
· Worst car flops of 2011
· Cheerleaders scuffle after Windsor junior midgets football game
· Cops Order Out 'Occupy' Protesters (Get a job)
· Kotex tampons recalled over bacterial contamination
· Cedar Springs man buys $250,000 winning Mega Millions ticket at local store
· PETA Attacks Mario For Wearing Tanooki Fur
· Motorcyclist Crashes Into Deer, Gets Bike Stolen
· Deputies on probation after failing to find felon's gun

November 16, 2011

· Teens dressed as heroes lured predators
· Woman keeps 'alien' in fridge for two years after it crash-lands outside her home
· Teacher Accused Of Masturbating In Class
· Wife of Iraq war Vet 'hired hitman to kill her husband... but the "assassin" knew his target and warned him'
· Fla. woman picks up boyfriend from jail, gets beaten up
· Man who voluntarily gave up his DNA is convicted of three cold-case murders
· Jerry Sandusky’s lawyer, Joe Amendola, got a 16-year- old client pregnant and later married her (Is EVERYONE a pervert?)
· Lululemon Defends Online Model Choice
· East Texas DWI Mayhem Kills One, Injures Three, Damages MedEvac Chopper, Spawns Stupid Quote of Year

November 17, 2011

· 80 is the new 65 when it comes to retirement, survey says
· Congressional report slams TSA as bloated, ineffective
· President Obama's Uncle Still Around
· Mom upset by crotchless panties
· 5 Manly Chores You Actually Like to Do When You Get Older
· Manson follower 'Tex' Watson denied parole
· Jobless claims at 7-month low, building permits jump
· Smucker recalls jars of chunky peanut butter
· Boeing delivers first batch of 30,000-pound bombs to Air Force
· ‘Hitler Youth’ Hairdo So Hot Right Now
· Baconlube: J & D's Food Offers Porky Sexual Lubricant

November 18, 2011

· Florida Friday + Majorgeeks Locals: Vero Beach police investigating barrier island homicide
· Florida Friday: Tampa Woman Lines Up 9 Days Early For Best Buy's Black Friday Sale
· Florida Friday: Boy, 10, steals truck from Eatonville impound lot
· Florida Friday: Charlotte teacher sold grades to pay debts
· Florida Friday: Angry mom charged into school, started fight with child
· Florida Friday: Woman accused of giving alcohol to a child (mug)
· Florida Friday: Man faces DUI charge after chasing pink Hummer limo with Porsche
· Florida Friday: Accused chicken finger filcher briefly flies coop in Vero
· Florida Friday: Going fishing? Don't forget your gun
· Florida Friday: Fix-A-Flat butt injections lead to arrest

November 19, 2011

· Students fight back against chocolate milk ban
· I’ve stopped having sex three times a night now I’m a dad (says 95 year old)
· Will pay-per-mile be a buzzkill for American road trips?
· Drug-Dealing Dad Leaves Daughter Holding Crack: Cops
· Mercedes manager from Germany arrested on Alabama immigration charge
· Video Game Asks That You “Hide the Children” for Penn State-OSU Game

November 21, 2011

· "Baby Ghetto" on Airplanes
· Battlefield Tampa
· Herne Bay gran struggles to sleep because of groping ghost
· Meet a 40 year McDonalds employee
· Sugar Plum Fairy: Fired for swearing or fired for hot pants?
· Fairbanks temperatures fall to 41 below zero, breaks record for this time of year
· Grenade in family's attic for years wasn't a dud
· Eight of Our Favorite Old Spice Commercials
· In new alimony bill, wealthy, cheating men could pay less
· 2 intoxicated men fighting on road killed by SUV in Lee County
· Top IT Turkeys of 2011

November 22, 2011

· Passenger forced to stand for a seven-hour airline flight
· Rush Limbaugh Says First Lady Was Booed Partly Because NASCAR Fans Hate Her ‘Uppityism’
· Be on the lookout for a 30-foot beer bottle
· Expert pimp gets a ‘ho no’
· TSA Worker Accused of Sexually Assaulting Woman in Manassas
· Neo-Nazi Group Adopts A Road In Delaware
· After Kneeing Cop In Groin, Arizona Drunk Driver Poses For Beatific Booking Pic

November 23, 2011

· The Worst Gigs I Ever Played: Jimmy Pardo
· Happy Halal Thanksgiving
· 5 Black Friday Myths The Media Wants You to Believe
· Passers-by accused of fighting with deputy making traffic stop in Port St. Lucie
· Man breaks into Kenny Williams’ downtown home, defrosts lobster
· Bizarro Back Issues: Batman in The Worst Thanksgiving Ever
· Feds Seize Fisherman's 881-Pound Tuna
· Illinois Teenager Blames DUI Crash On Not Seeing 'Twilight' Film
· Vodka Billboard: ‘Christmas Quality, Hanukkah Pricing’
· Foreclosure law firm famed for mocking the foreclosed-on will close

November 24, 2011

· Mother and son reunite after 29 years
· For Hillsborough jail inmates, a Thanksgiving feast — of sorts
· 10 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Thanksgiving
· Can eating too much make your stomach burst? Glad you asked?
· Mom who lost son gives thanks for donations
· R.I.P: Pollster George Gallup Jr. Dies at 81 (+ or - 5 years)
· Cranberry in a can sacred on many holiday menus
· Sonya (The Black Widow) Thomas eats almost entire turkey to take top prize at Thanksgiving eating contest
· Is That Really a Heritage Turkey?
· Donald Ducks long lost sister has been found
· Jack Daniels funds travel costs for Campbell GIs
· Angry landlord crushed mobile home while tenants fled, deputies report

November 25, 2011

· Survival Shop Reports Jump In Sales To People Preparing For “Possible Collapse”
· Antibiotic Use On Farms Linked To Rising Rates Of Drug-Resistant Infections
· Let me ‘run through [your] dumb mistakes:’ teen burglar’s ‘apology’ letter to victims
· Auburn hunter bags UFO!
· Minn. Trapper Catches 75-Pound Beaver
· Florida Friday: Verizon Worker Accused of Trying to Strangle Wife, Listening to Phone Calls
· Florida Friday: Is that a salmon in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
· Florida Friday: Man charged with stealing women's underwear at FGCU
· Florida Friday: Woman throws baby during argument
· Florida Friday: Woman charged with 10th DUI
· Florida Friday: Broward fair ride shares name with Holocaust poison gas
· 5 Reasons to Skip Black Friday Sales

November 26, 2011

· Local News Station Makes Unfortunate ‘Black Holiday Shoppers’ Chyron Error
· Ex-N.Y. Mafia Boss Found Dead by River in Canada
· Anal Exceus, Shi'tia Alford: More of the Best Names We've Found In Harris County Records
· Your porch swing sucks
· Man stuck in Utah 'quicksand' for over 8 hours
· South Korea to start testing robot prison guards
· Oops: Man who sent child porn disc to FOX6, accused of child molestation
· 6 epic holiday parade balloon fails

November 28, 2011

· St. Petersburg's Freedom Bank isn't free to show digital flag
· Report: Smoking may be beneficial to long distance runners
· Florida crime keeps falling, and experts and law enforcement search for why
· 3 face prison time in special toilet paper scam
· 'Brick' breaker: Lego bible too racy for Sam's Club
· Ohio tattoo artist sued after he inks a giant turd onto his ex-girlfriend’s back

November 29, 2011

· Local TV station tackles mortgage mess as investigative reporter discovers he’s a victim, too
· Rare November cold snap hits southern U.S.
· Mum sentenced for lesbian sex lies
· American Airlines files for bankruptcy
· Click Here For Cyber Monday Mug Shots
· Man Admits To Bestiality, Says He ‘Made Love’ To Dog

November 30, 2011

· Arizona Gun Club Offers Photos With Santa 'And His Machine Guns' (VIDEO)
· Maija the police reindeer dies in traffic accident
· Suspect In Michelle Parker's Disappearance Was 'Hot Man of 2007'
· LAPD moves in on Occupy LA encampment
· Bulawayo man gets shocked as his newly hired prostitute happens to be his daughter
· Miami's Federal Jail Overrun With Strippers Posing As Paralegals, Lawyers Say
· Teacher Probed Over Bra And Panties Party
· Norway mass murder suspect is insane, police say
· Police: Sneaker Theft Suspect Hid Crack Pipes In Buttocks
· USS Enterprise Celebrates 50 Years (Not that one you nerd)
· Woman 'imprisoned' on Scientology cruise ship
· That Viral Story About The Poor Woman Stuck With The Poop Tattoo? Sorry, It’s Totally Full Of Crap.
· Obama Legalizes Horse Slaughter for Human Consumption