Archive for December 2011
December 1, 2011
· The 13 Most Insane Mexican Food Related Crimes
· Toxic Levels of Arsenic Found in Popular Juice Brands
· Vintage Weight Gain Ads
· Insurer calls crash of $1.2 million car fraud
· Captain Kirk Escalates His War of Words with Princess Leia
· Stern yanks CNN
· Can 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' unite Israel and Palestinian leaders?
· Ron Paul Releases Cookbook
December 2, 2011
· Florida Friday: I Got 15 Kids & 3 Babydaddys-SOMEONE'S GONNA PAY FOR ME & MY KIDS!!!
· Florida Friday: Fire Erupts on Womans Face During Routine Surgery
· Florida Friday: Ooops! Keys man rips up wrong apartment
· Florida Friday: North Miami Beach police employees in hot water over alleged Santeria birdseed plot (LOL)
· Florida Friday: Ramey Newkirk, 45, accused of attacking his own mother with bottle of eggnog (He's single girls!)
· Florida Friday: Woman refuses to put on clothes after caught having sex at intersection (Niceville)
· Florida Friday: Stuart man accused of exposing himself at Port St. Lucie Walmart
· Florida Friday: Mom neglects girl to have sex in restroom
· Florida Friday: Spraypainting suspect was red-handed (LOL mugshot)
· Florida Friday: Teen arrested after taking pic on church roof for Facebook
· Florida Friday: Man accused of phony breast exams set for plea hearing Friday
December 4, 2011
· The most shoplifted items of the season
December 5, 2011
· Police: Kingsport couple on bath salts abandon 4-year-old at Walmart
· It was him or me, says the first female soldier to kill in combat who shot Taliban SEVEN times
· Driver rams into "The Booze it and Lose it" unit
· Massive Japanese crash claims eight Ferraris, three Benzes, and a Lamborghini
· Mother says 9-year-old suspended for calling teacher cute
· Epic driftwood: Monster tree washes ashore
· Riot suspect a pageant contender and Miss Congeniality winner
· Noah's Ark officially found in Turkish mountains
· Shoplifting mother 'swung her baby at security guards to get away'
· Starbucks sell festive coffee with almost 600 calories in it. Happy Holiday Fatty
· Elementary school teacher tells kids there's no Santa Claus
· Grand jury declines to indict McDonald's worker in beating
· Feds: Seattle welfare recipient lives in million dollar home
· FAA Head Gets DWI: Randy Babbit Caught Drinking and Driving
December 6, 2011
· Robber tussles with martial-arts expert, gets beaten and shot
· Vinyl treasure found on Wake Island
· Dead Friend Buried Beneath Christmas Presents
· Holiday man accused of pelting McDonald's worker with food
· Woman accused of daring man to slap her buttocks before Vero Beach screwdriver attack (mug)
· Drunk Driver Crashes into "Booze It and Lose It"
December 7, 2011
· Man threatens to kill city workers if power isn't restored
· Bill Gates developing nuclear reactor with China
· Game netball girls strip for calendar
· Man arrested for shooting mistletoe at North DeKalb Mall (You might be a redneck)
· Inbreeding key to bedbug spread
· An investment banker's cover letter for a second date
· BeautifulPeople.com thrown off eBay for auctioning date with the Virgin Mary
· 252 pound pole dancer takes on the competitive circuit. Don't. Look.
· Rooftop solar panels overloading electricity grid
· Orange You Glad There's a New Wine Color? (Um, no?)
· Naked man asks, 'Taser me, bro,' gets his wish
· Two arrested for false kidnapping, said 'joke' was for $100 ransom (With "yeah you would" mugshot)
· Bodybuilder in custody after Calif couple beaten
· MythBusters stunt sends cannonball flying through Dublin home
December 8, 2011
· $11,700 Worth of Snow Cone Machines Will Help Defeat Terrorism
· Students offered free booze if they give blood
· Principal forced to retire amid 9-year-old boy's suspension
· Report: Air Force dumped remains of 274 troops in landfill
· Blings of the road: The Japanese 'light trucks' so bright they're banned from the highway
· Reno worker fired after refusing to load sick dog on plane takes back job with baggage firm
· $11,700 Worth of Snow Cone Machines Will Help Defeat Terrorism
December 9, 2011
· Florida Friday: Sneaky squirrel sets off school's fire alarm
· Florida Friday: School resource officer resigns over interaction with girl, 14
· Florida Friday: St. Pete College Coach Busted in Underage Sex Sting
· Florida Friday: Pinellas teacher sanctioned for hosing down student with dirty diaper
· Florida Friday: Thieves steal Christmas toys meant for needy kids
· Florida Friday: Deputies: Mother sent death threats to 8th grader
· Florida Friday: Crotch, ring incident sends Vero Beach woman to slammer
· Florida Friday: Brother goes nutty over Nutty Buddy
· Florida Friday: Riviera Beach man arrested, allegedly kept alligators in his pool, threatened police
· Florida Friday: Mom in child porn con gets 25 years in prison
· Police seek 'Chewbacca' gunman
December 10, 2011
· Arraigned on his wedding day and a month in jail: Terrifying ordeal of man wrongly accused of being Brooklyn Groper
· Awesome obituary: "She was a difficult mother and a horrendous mother-in-law. She will STILL be missed"
· Guys putting pizza fliers under hotel doors get arrested in central Florida
· Topless woman accused of attacking city worker
· The Top 10 Hipster Campuses
December 11, 2011
· Cat inherits £10m empire after owner dies aged 94... and becomes third richest pet in the world.
· Pakistan says U.S. drones in its air space will be shot down.
· Ark of Covenant 'to be revealed' after leaking roof in Ethiopian chapel
· Driver crashes into apartment, then strips to boxers.
· Raiden Returns in Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
· Hunter reportedly shot by dog near Wesley Chapel
December 12, 2011
· "VGA Awards" half the "awards" given off screen or before the show began
· PA toll booth workers raking in big bucks (80,000 - 90,000K per year)
· Smuggler tried to hide $140,000 drug stash in nacho cheese
· Car Thongs are the new Truck Nuts!
· St. Paul cashing in on impound lot auctions "with funds that were rightfully owed to vehicle owners"
· Japan's lunchables made to look like panda's
· Website offers rare glimpse of North Korean TV
· Members Of Christian Paramilitary Savior Unit Charged For Home Invasion
· Alabama Can't Find Anyone to Fill Illegal Immigrants' Old Jobs
· Russian hacker takes credit for stealing Lindsay Lohans nude Playboy pics
· Lindsay Lohan Hacker Speaks Out About Leaked Playboy Pictures
December 13, 2011
· Pink Pony Strip Club To Be Turned Into A Church
· The Top 10 Fox News FAILs of 2011
· Elvis monkey and coloured gecko among 200 new species discovered in Vietnam
· Deadlines and conundrums on Royal Mail's busiest day
· Awkward Breast Squeeze Caught on Police traffic Camera
· Company Apologizes for publicity stunt gone dead
· This weeks "hottest" mugshots!
· Coast Guard Cracks Down On Fat Boaters, Limits Total Passengers
December 14, 2011
· Johansson had suspicions about hacker
· The dumbest (and grossest) thing you can do in public
· Scientist creates lifelike cells out of metal
· Homeless man's yearn for a pedicure lands him in jail
· Perfectly Passive Aggressive Gifts for Your Ex
· Biology test omits creation theory, complains Kentucky educator
· 2 tankers collide in Houston Ship Channel
· British Muff March Blasts Porn Culture
· DC Resident Fined Thousands For Not Recycling Cat Litter
December 15, 2011
· Ohio landlord fights 'White Only' pool sign ruling
· The 20 Unhappiest People You Meet In The Comments Sections Of Year-End Lists
· Mystery shopper provides Miracle on Brooks Street
· According to Forbes Die Hard is the #1 Christmas Movie of All Time (P.S. Gremlins was #8)
· An Experiment That Solves The Worlds Most Important Question: How to Keep Toast from Landing Buttered-Side Down
· FAA OKs iPads in cockpit, 'even during takeoff and landing' (but not for passengers)
· Someone Steals My Credit Card Number So They Can Buy Credit Protection From Experian
· Holiday Decorations are Increasingly Causing Injuries, CPSC Report
· 20 Hot Girls Share Random Facts With All Of Us
· Black Widow Spiders Infest Navy Warship
· Taxidermic Squirrels: They're Just Like Us (Sort Of) (PHOTOS)
· Charlie Sheen Publicly Tweets Phone Number to Justin Bieber, Gets New Phone
· Internet Explorer to receive silent updates, follows Chrome and Firefox's footsteps
December 16, 2011
· Florida Friday: Accused Fort Pierce drunk woman bites hubby who threw away beer
· The 15 Best Pictures of Emma Stone
· Florida Friday: Florida lawmakers see no chance of cellphone driving ban
· Florida Friday: Dog doo prompts Pasco woman to pull out shotgun, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Conch blower conquered in Vero Beach 911 flap
· Florida Friday: 19-year-old accused of burglarizing Christmas tree stand
· Florida Friday: Rape suspect says girl, 11, was aggressor
· Florida Friday: Delray police sergeant was speeding ahead of fatal crash, report finds
· Florida Friday: Think your job's a pain? Try being a 'professional patient'
December 17, 2011
· NASA Shuts Doors, Pulls Plug on Shuttle Discovery
· Parking Attendant Thinks $2 Bills Aren't Real, Returns My Perfectly Good Money
· Even the Grinch can't top this: Mrs. Claus sacked from Las Cruces mall for 'bad publicity'
· Nursing Home Roof Collapses, Two (burglars) Die
· Laurie: Governor Firecracker (in an attempt to stimulate the states withering economy legalizes fireworks)
· Ford Escape is no escape for burglary suspects
· TSA Agent Finds Pot In Rapper's Bag, Leaves Note Rather Than Confiscating It
· The 12 Sexiest Gifts for Your Gamer Girlfriend
December 18, 2011
· Portland police arrest man after alleged 'Star Wars' light saber assault at Toys R Us
· Man Misspells Slut in Vandalism Attacks, Gets Caught By Spelling Test
· 10 chilling super-nerdy snow sculptures
December 19, 2011
· Lightsaber Rattling in the Online Galaxy
· Overblown fears aside, don't use social media to help criminals steal your stuff
· Jesus toasters put Christs face on your breakfast
· San Jose woman charged with stealing jewelry from children
· R.J. Williams Sets World Lightbulb-Eating Record In 33.86 Seconds
· For undercover officer in high school, bad grades were good
· Thief Injured Attempting To Steal Copper Wire From School
· Madison police officer sentenced to 6 years for soliciting a nude photo from a detective posing as girl, 13
· Demand for designer firewood heats up because you know "because going in your backyard for firewood is so last year"
· Couple tries to evade police together, both are arrested
· Mother who social workers branded 'too dumb' to have children gives birth to second baby
· North Korea Says Supreme Leader Kim Jong Il Has Died
· The Funniest Internet Reactions to Kim Jong-Il's Death
· A Gallery of Girls Who Can Kick Your Ass For Real
December 20, 2011
· Shoplifters robbed while stealing from grocery store (LOL mugshot)
· Minivan bandit scams families
· This weeks "hottest" mugshots!
· Majorgeeks Locals: Unable to stop grinding at school dances, Skaneateles High School won't hold a winter ball
· U.K. store sells out of canned reindeer after protest
· Lakeland teacher arrested for battery on McDonald's employee after throwing food at him through drive thru window!
· Man sleeps through 'hostage situation'
· 'Sister Wives' Stars, Polygamous Family, Challenge Of Utah Law
December 21, 2011
· Man robbed bank with glue gun
· F104 Starfighter stolen from Deelan air base museum in the Netherlands
· Despite Walmart glitch, Houston woman pays off a strangers layaway account
· Utah Woman Andrea Chavez Accused Of Assaulting Ice Cream Truck Driver's Face Because Prices Were Too High
· British boy's chimney designed with Santa in mind
· Man wins lambo and hours later crashes it!
· Automotive History: The Pintos Brief Life As An Airplane
· Steve Jobs Statue Unveiled in Hungary
December 22, 2011
· Police stop Greece man allegedly taking injured deer to Unity Hospital
· Naked, roaring man arrested after sleeping in stranger's home
· Mobile Mayor Sam Jones holds intruder at gunpoint; man says God sent him
· Neighbors suspect theft ring of baby Jesus figures from Nativity scenes
· Twelve Indicted In Amish Beard-Cutting Attacks
· New North Korean leader issued military orders, South Korea says
· How in the Hell Did I Miss Adultcon?
· FedEx responds to customer video: Absolutely, Positively Unacceptable
· Star Trek Christmas light display of the U.S.S. Enterprise
· Earth Has a Second Moon, Astronomers Say
· Presenting The 2011 Mug Shots Of The Year
· Villagers barricaded themselves in pub to hide from naked man with axe
· Australian Retailer Wishes You a Very Inappropriate Christmas
· The 13 Most Horrifying (Classic) Christmas Songs of All Time
December 23, 2011
· Florida Friday: It's crazy, but Crazy Kent takes pictures from inside his trash can
· Florida Friday: Ft. Lauderdale To Offer Homeless Free Rides Out Of Town
· Florida Friday: Orlando man credits shooting for saving his life after doctors find tumor in his lung
· Florida Friday: Bro-tox: Men love plastic surgery for Christmas
· Florida Friday: Milton man arrested for stealing 54,884 gallons of gas
· Florida Friday: Man lets it all hang out for two lucky joggers
· Florida Friday: Man charged in campsite machete incident
· Alek's Controllable Christmas Lights for Celiac Disease
· Our Dog Lucca: A funny, short, picture scrapbook (Written by our friend from the "Me and My Kindle" blog
· Florida Friday: Drive-through dispute: Airborne hash brown lands teacher in jail
· The Action Figure Nativity Scene Contest
· Florida Friday: Man orders beer, robs bank, returns to beer
· Florida Friday: Convicted felon during traffic stop: 'I'm sorry officer, my gun is digging in my hip'
December 24, 2011
· Santa Cruz woman thwarts mugger, hands him bag of dog poop
· Nurses fired from Utah hospital for taping patients mouth shut and laughing about it
· Air Jordan release sparks stampedes at stores across US
· Mansion made of glass goes for a steal at $14.1m... reduced from $45m asking price (but owner won't get much privacy)
· Man sold drugs in Coventry dressed as Incredible Hulk
· Homeless man given a free bus ticket to North Dakota
· Frosty the Snowman returned to family after being held captive
· Puppy brings smiles to leukemia patient, 9
· Photos: Crazy Christmas tree toppers
· Scrooge Economist Says Gift-Giving Is Stupid
· Dad says Rivertown Santa blocked his photo as elves handed out pricing sheets
· Popular Christmas Display Could Result In Fine
· Track Santa in Google Earth
December 25, 2011
· What People Wanted For Christmas In 1975 (list includes flame resistant pajama's who doesn't need a pair of those)
· Burglars make off with Morgan Hill family's presents and dog
· 8-year-old sisters help to find stolen Baby Jesus
· Calif. family answers girl's 'air mail' to Santa
· The Sl*tcracker: Tchaikovsky's timeless Christmas ballet performed by pole dancers.
· Santa's sleigh meets jet in couple's Christmas display in St. Michaels
· The Jesus Hairstyle
· Airlines cleared to use Santa's short-cut
· Commodores Christmas 1982 demo for the Commodore 64.
· Making George Washingtons Special Eggnog
· 'Dear Santa, if you bring presents, bring batteries': Children's funniest Christmas wish lists revealed
· Portal Xmas tree
· Texan Will Rest Christmas Card For First Time In 61 Years
December 26, 2011
· Woman accused of punching Walmart greeter
· Bolt of light in sky has Germany, Belgium at odds
· Educators worried by rise of students who snort crushed candy
· Giant shrimp raises big concern as it invades the Gulf
· U.S. nuclear sub nearly hit freighter near B.C.
· The San Lorenzo Beach Angel Bikini Contest Did Not Disappoint
· It's Official: VAN HALEN To Hit The Road
December 27, 2011
· Man busted stealing from store filled with cops
· Man shot as people pass around loaded gun
· Crusaders Take Page, and Outfits, From Comics (no really its guys dressed like buffoons "Fighting Crime")
· At Christmas we celebrate the birth of our Lord Simon Cowell
· A Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All
· Man refuses to leave Edgewater restaurant, punches cop
December 28, 2011
· $41 Billion In Gift Cards Haven't Been Redeemed Since 2005
· Funny emails between customer and obviously frustrated ocean marketing employee!
· Why we make bad decisions
· School bus hit by flying car in Ham Lake; no injuries
· Is Santa's carbon footprint as big as his generous spirit?
· Iran Threatens to Block Oil Shipments, as U.S. Prepares Sanctions
· Trailer park where slain Indiana girl lived is home to many sex offenders
December 29, 2011
· Best Mug Shots Of 2011
· Stripper Restores Faith In Humanity On Christmas Eve
· Hallucinating teen darts in front of cars in Ellsworth
· This Guy Spent $16,000 On a Virtual Sword Before The Game Was Released
· Woman killed by flying deer parts!
· Crime spree suspect says, 'Jesus made me do it'
· Thieves Rob Woodbridge Bank After Blasting Hole in Vacant Store Next Door
· Man accused of leaking nude celeb photos in hacking case to appear in court
· The Making of a Gigantic Kit Kat
December 30, 2011
· Florida Friday: South Florida woman held after pink-paint attack on ex, his car
· Florida Friday: 'Don't worry kids, I'll be fine': Marine shot three times in street robbery survives... by plugging bullet holes with his fingers
· Florida Friday: Ft. Pierce women takes a bite out of a crime sandwich and then throws it at a cop!
· Florida Friday: Argument over spilled rum ends with one friend shot, the other stabbed in Lauderhill
· Florida Friday: Christmas Crook Writes Apology to Victims
· Florida Friday: BP oil spill recovery money buys sports towels, Christmas lights, jingles
· Florida Friday: Woman who pulls up next to crime scene arrested on DUI charge
· Florida Friday: Lehigh teacher charged with dealing cocaine
· Florida Friday: Miami man stabbed to death after asking neighbor to turn down music
· Florida Friday: Key West goes to the dogs... Weiner dogs
· R.I.P: Voice Behind IRON MAIDEN's 'The Number Of The Beast' Intro Dies
December 31, 2011
· May Police Cut a Drug Baggie off a Suspects, uh, Nether Regions?
· 'Bananaman' stops thief giving him the slip!
· Porn in the library: Censorship vs. decency
· Man Stays Past Closing Time, Drinks at Empty Bar
· Christmas package arrives 1 year, 6 days later
· The Top 7 Video Game PR FAILs of All Time
