Archive for January 2012
January 1, 2012
· What's In Your Egg McMuffin? You really don't want to know!
· Deputy Hit And Run Driver Arrested. After nearly running over a cop and stealing three cars!
· The Average American Ate (Literally) A Ton This Year
· Dinner gets very local for squirrel-eating Seattleite
· fast-food worker kills masked robber while at gunpoint!
· Man calls 911 after having his foot runover... by a grocery cart!
· Facebook is cited in 'a THIRD of splits' Click here to like this story!
· Free crack pipes handed out to Vancouver addicts
· 5 Reasons Your New Year's Resolution Is Going to Fail
January 2, 2012
· How to behave at the movies!
· Dead Blackbirds Fall Again in Arkansas Town
· Teenage inventors that changed the world!
· 10 technology flops of 2011
· 15 faith-based predictions for 2012
· Welcoming twins born a year apart
· Grim childhood obesity ads stir critics
· 101 ways to save money in the new year
· 20 Cancer Cases Found in Women With 'Faulty' Implants
· Suburban Boca man accused of trying to bribe deputy with Dolphins tickets
· Indianapolis Hosts Super Bowl -- and 800-Foot Zip Line
· Victim of bullying is winner at poles
· Google is evil. Google is god. Google is gay. Google is your friend.
· On the border of China and Mongolia, you can find two dinosaurs french-kissing (no you didn't read that wrong!)
· Apocalypse Not Now: 2012 Doomsday Predictions Debunked by NASA
· 10 The 2011 Questions to Which the Answer is No Awards
· Mans house gets demolished without notice and then the city bills him 40k for blowing it up!
· Juror Booted After Friending Defendant On Facebook
January 3, 2012
· Pirate ship runs aground with 100 people onboard
· Meet the big shot. SEAL is Americas deadliest sniper
· High school diploma requirement might violate Americans with Disabilities Act
· Another syringe found in Walmart clothing in Ga.
· What were the most ignored stories of 2011?
· Ready, aim... buyer: Bonnie and Clyde's cache of guns set to fetch thousands at auction
· The Hottest Politician on the Planet
January 4, 2012
· Girl, 7, gets £7,000 liposuction voucher for Christmas from Human Barbie Mom
· Steven Tyler's Man Boobs
· Loch Ness is giant 'spirit level'
· Dave Barrys 2011 Year in Review
· Collier judge upholds 'Stand Your Ground' defense in teen's bus stop stabbing death
· Genius Cops Caught Planting Evidence By His Own Dash Camera
· Truck Crashes Spills 40,000 lbs of Potatoes!
· NASA on 2012: It's really NOT the end of the world as we know it
January 5, 2012
· Squirrel and T-Rex bow-chik-a-wow-wow!
· Rome woman shoplifts baby formula, and feminine hygiene products
· Typo involving 80 cents nearly cost man his home
· CA Judge Deems Ramming Jewish Woman with Shopping Cart Free Speech
· Chicago Man Busted After Removing Clothes, Exposing Self To Audience At "Chipmunks" Movie (cocaine is one helluva drug)
· Dallas teen missing since 2010 was mistakenly deported
· Pepsi defends lawsuit, says Mountain Dew turns a mouse to jelly
· Here are Some Beautiful Reasons To Attend a Rodeo Party
· 70% of Japanese vehicles sold in America are built here, too
· YouTubes Top 5 Viral Videos of the Year
· Florida Friday: Zebra Pig in a Florida Zoo
January 6, 2012
· Florida Friday: Mobile Meth Machine Blows Up Who'd Have Thought
· Florida Friday: Man Shoots Himself in the Hand While Parked at Tom Thumb
· Florida Friday: 30 Dead Pigs Dumped in Bradenton Creek Causing a Big Stink
· Florida Friday: Palm City man says 'ball drop' beef begets beer splashing, biting, stabbing
· Florida Friday: Man Arrested for Selling Moonshine
· Florida Friday: Man arrested for throwing out bag of marijuana at courthouse
· Florida Friday: Man wearing Darth Vader mask attacked trooper
January 7, 2012
· Will Denver Mayor Wear a Terrible Towel, Will Pittsburgh Mayor Tebow in Public?
· Daniel Craig Loves His Weiner and Third Nipple
· Dog Found Alive 4 Days After Montana Avalanche
· Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop arrested (that's not a typo)
· Lottery apologizes to winners for 'bounced' checks
· Is Driving With a Cold the Same as Driving Drunk?
· This Weeks super sexy mugshots!
· There's gold in that wrapping paper: Study
January 8, 2012
· Mafia man too fat for jail released to house arrest
· Burger King worker stole from disabled customer, police say
· Mystery solved: 'Stolen' car parks itself in garage
· Pastor Opens Tattoo Parlor Inside Michigan Church
· DNA McSpray to foil thieves - McDonalds to use new anti-theft spray
January 9, 2012
· Party like you're 99: Boulder grants second retirement home liquor license
· Bungee Jump Rope Snaps: Watch Aussie's Miracle Escape from Fall into Crocodile Infested Waters
· Seven of the Most Rewatchable TV Sitcoms of All Time
· Man Facing Drug Charges Wears Crack Jacket to Court
· Hair of the Dog: Now Man's Best Friend can Enjoy a Pint of Canine Brew
January 10, 2012
· Des Moines Police Officer Assaulted with Toy Monkey
· One Big Wish, Boy Blows up Building
· Arrested for Using Chalk on the Sidewalk?
· Soon you can buy a Mercedes built in France or Slovenia with a Japanese engine built in Tennesee.
· Man Found Passed Out While House Burns Around Him
· Carbon emissions 'will defer Ice Age'
· Atlantic Beach Mayor Arrested Again for DUI
January 11, 2012
· Toy Recall Nightmare: Build-a-Bear Has Evil Eyes
· Navy's Terrorist Barrier Sunk by Mussels
· 'Who'll give me $20 million for my Son?' Saudi Man Tries to Sell his Boy on Facebook
· Japanese Department Store has Misunderstood its Translation Devices
· Man asked why he has large amount of cash, 'I don't have a job, read between the lines'
January 12, 2012
· Rogue Drill Drills Through Tunnel and Into Car.
· NY Subway Workers: 'Rate My Rat'
· I went to buy my wife a £7k car and got an old war jet instead
· Family Kept What Could be a Real Michelangelo Painting Under the Couch for 25 years
· Aussie Women Told Hanging Laundry and Rough Sex to Blame For Breast Implant Ruptures.
January 13, 2012
· Florida Friday: Woman calls 911, requests deputy who will let her smoke
· Florida Friday: Accused repeated 911 caller popped after reports of Fort Pierce Checker Cab kidnapping
· Florida Friday: Woman sold pot 'make a little extra money and so she could smoke crack' (Nice tattoo dummy)
· Florida Friday: Dentist bites back: Craigslist ad leads to arrest of two in stolen property case
· Florida Friday: Radiologist, 55 and divorced, loves van der Sloot unconditionally | Video (Unwatchable)
· Florida Friday: Home invasion suspect found hiding in dryer
· Florida Friday: Casey Anthony says computer was hacked. Police to look into it in 31 days.
· Florida Friday: Weird sea critter washed up in Delray Beach likely an oarfish, biology professor says
January 14, 2012
· Women use baseball bat, hot grease in Richmond fight; baby hurt. Saturday in Virgina.
· Dead man charged for running faucet
· That ostrich over there? It is totally into you.
· 'Six dead' and thousands evacuated as cruise ship runs aground off coast of Italy
· The Case Against Pennies Might Make You Want To Send Yours Back To Uncle Sam For Something Useful
· Couple who tidied verge outside home are told to put the weeds back or face fine by council jobsworths
· Heroic Dog Saves Woman from Abuser, Incites Change in Shelter Policy
· Afghan opium profits up 133% in 2011, U.N. says. USA! USA! USA!
· Provocative porn-themed Typo stationery pulled from sale
· Homeowners group takes foreclosure action against ex-rapper Vanilla Ice
· Homeless man accused of stealing Publix scooter
January 15, 2012
· O'Fallon, Mo., girl, 9, turns hobby into benefit for kids with cancer
· Britain's Royal Navy captures 13 suspected Somali pirates
· Snap! Crackle! Goof-Off?
· 12-year-old's homicide confession is case for debate on recorded interrogations
· WWJD?
· Woman Wants Seductive Damages From Ex-Boyfriend
· Gene Hackman struck by car while riding bike
· Family wants Locklear in rehab
January 16, 2012
· Company to Supply Virtual Girlfriends on Facebook
· Jimmy Fallon Tebowie
· McDonald's worker 'films mouse in bun bag'
· Eric James Borges, Gay Teen Filmmaker, Commits Suicide One Month After Producing 'It Gets Better' Video
· Meet the mother of ELEVEN who refuses to claim benefits
· Man found ranting over Jesus, Mike Huckabee, how 'people are full of (expletive)'
· Criminal gets no cash when clerk freezes during robbery attempt
· A Collection of Booth Babes from CES 2012
January 17, 2012
· Burglars abandon CDs and DVDs
· Detroit Police give up on car theft, ban street parking to curb break-ins
· Colombia rebels selling cows as drug money drops: Santos
· Jersey City assemblyman apologizes for Facebook post calling Philadelphia Eagles 'gaybirds'
· Worlds Worst Tattoo Artist!
· Fake iPad 2s made of clay sold at B.C. stores
January 18, 2012
· Tulsa Woman Arrested For Stealing $35,000 Ring From Sam's Club
· US police developing infrared body scanner to detect guns in the street
· 'Nuckin Futs' set to go on sale after lawyer argues F-word won't offend
· Birthday at Chuck E. Cheese turns violent
· Sexually explicit tattoo angered Pinkberry founder, officials say. What a dick.
· Seattle Drivers in Two Inches of Snow
· Donald Trump: Still A Miserly Billionaire
· U.S. to Force Docs to Reveal Lobbying
January 19, 2012
· Funniest Internet Reactions to the Anti-SOPA Blackouts
· Dog saves two girls from venomous snake
· Man wearing Cookie Monster hat robs Omaha store
· Snowmobile stealing parolee arrested hiding under a bed in northern Kent County, police say
· 'Titanic' theme played as ship capsized
· The Bark Side: 2012 Volkswagen Game Day Commercial Teaser
· TSA admits wrongdoing in cases of two elderly woman who claim they were strip-searched
· Costa Concordia: captain says he tripped and fell into lifeboat
· Ex-cop in naked car chase
· Macho urinal game makes a splash in Japan
January 20, 2012
· Legendary Rock Interview with singer Joey Belladonna of ANTHRAX
· Florida Friday Meets Majorgeeks Locals: Casey Anthony's New Home: Offered Strip Club Job And One-Way Ticket Out Of Port. St. Lucie
· Florida Friday: 'Snow Bunny' charged with sex offense
· Florida Friday: To test Intoxilyzer, FDLE paid employees to get drunk
· Florida Friday: Slain men wanted fake passports, tickets out of U.S.; got throats slashed instead
· Florida Friday: Man shoots at laundromat's change machine (video)
· Florida Friday: 'Porn producers' are scamming victims in Kissimmee
· Florida Friday: Cons on a bus! Prisoners ride alongside passengers
· PA couple accused of trying to blow up Ford Fusion with flaming tampons
January 21, 2012
· Man tells court it was dog who strangled wife
· JFKs hearse for sale in Arizona this weekend
· Vanity plate leads to bank robbery suspect
· Connecticut police officer fights for answers after being told his life-saving attempt not 'related' to work
· Pennsylvania brothers face charges after brawl over a broken bong, police say
· Suspect Catches The Red-Eye... Directly To Jail (TSG weekly mugshots)
· Bride-to-be dumps her boyfriend to move in with his father
· Please Report Me If I Am Missing. Thank You.
· Cruise ship's cook says captain ordered dinner after crash
· Man tells IRS he is a resident of 'heaven,' owes no taxes
· $12,000 gift for church taking over former Boynton Beach strip club
· America's Most Stressful Cities, 2012 (Hint: Congratulations, Florida!)
January 22, 2012
· The 6 Least Impressive Ways Anyone Ever Got Rich
· America's Rudest Cities
· Gay couple denied family membership at natatorium
January 23, 2012
· I Truly Miss The Girls at the Beach
· Cow's Head, Truck Tires, Fruit, and Human Remains all Things that Wash Up on Shore at the Beach
· Driver Arrested on Suspicion of DUI Three Times in Five Days
· 5 Historic Sex Scandals That Put Bill Clinton to Shame
· An Unpaid Loan of $19,000 Becomes $250K
· Russian scientist claims signs of life spotted on Venus
January 24, 2012
· Severed head is found on platform at New York City subway station - one of four train deaths in just one day
· Man, 25, Found Hiding In Tree (Awesome Creepy Mugshot Included)
· Teenager calls 911 'because she heard mother having sex with boyfriend'
· Alaska woman, 85, uses shovel to scare off moose attacking husband
January 25, 2012
· Video Premiere: Anthrax - "The Devil You Know"
· US military raid in Somalia frees American, Dane
· Baltimore Co. priest charged with indecent exposure at adult book store, removed from duty
· Take My Wife, Please
· solar storms for six years create spectacular northern lights
· Psychic Peaches Stevens accused of scamming $136,000 from woman (Duh)
· Woman, 23, charged with sexually assaulting Pines teen (Mug)
· Mitts Income vs. Your Income
· Lynn woman charged for bizarre can scheme (Check out this plan)
· SHCOOL X-NG
· Escaped cat delays plane for hours
January 26, 2012
· 'Alibi' Aftershave Designed To Hide Strip Club Smells (VIDEO)
· "Very strange" Radcliff man found stuffing cash in washing machine (Money laundering)
· 7 Surprisingly Fun Things You Can Actually Make a Living Doing
· Pat Sajak Admits to Hosting Wheel of Fortune Drunk
· Sex ed. Teacher high on students
· Wyoming 19-year-old fined $200 for doughnut theft
January 27, 2012
· Florida Friday: "Man" charged with shocking young girls with dog collar
· Florida Friday Meets Majorgeeks Locals: St. Lucie mom arrested, kicked out sons aged 9 and 13, police said
· Florida Friday: Woman charged with stealing pit bull from 10-year-old girl in Bradenton
· Florida Friday: Breast Implant Saves Stabbing Victim's Life
· Florida Friday: Teen broke into officer's home (Guess how this one ends)
· Florida Friday: Jensen Beach Post Office evacuated after 'suspicious package' leaks moonshine
· Florida Friday: Woman arrested after allegedly calling 911 six times
· Florida Friday: Body was in Clearwater storage unit since 1995, police say
· Florida Friday: Hungry burglar on lam in Fort Pierce?
· Florida Friday: Tampa Bay Lightning mascot ThunderBug performer fired for inappropriate use of ... Silly String
· R.I.P: Robert Hegyes, Epstein of Welcome Back Kotter Fame, Dead at 60
January 28, 2012
· School Suspends Cancer Survivor Over Long Hair he Plans to Donate
· Nearly 1,500 Live Turtles Found in Smugglers' Luggage
· Cat Thought to Have Giant Tumour Had Furball in Her Stomach That Weighed 2 lbs
January 29, 2012
· Majorgeeks Locals: NY inmate guilty of seeking $890M in tax refunds
· Iowa Lottery Mystery: Hot Lotto Ticket Claim Investigated
· Police officer shot, killed by fellow officer trying to arrest him
· Tony Perkins: Star Wars surrenders to gay empire
· Canadian dwarf-tossing contest stirs controversy
· Mom says 11-year-old boy with gun on MAX harassed her
January 30, 2012
· Seniors can reap benefits of yoga
· Santorum pushed to limit malpractice awards but sought larger payout for wife
· Teens used CNN computers for Facebook
· How a 1940s U.S. Marine turned rent boy slept with Hollywood's elite and 'had threesomes with Edward and Wallis'
· It Takes Two Asses To Make An Assassin
· We've had enough, it's time to raise your own kids, teachers say
· For $2 a Star, an Online Retailer Gets 5-Star Product Reviews
January 31, 2012
· Heavier Docs Less Likely to Tackle Patient Weight
· Rise of the not-so-teeny bikini as demand soars from Brazils 'little fatties'
· Wal-Mart Breaks Tradition by Changing Role of Its Greeters
· Jennifer Petkov to apologize to family of Kathleen Edward on 'Dr. Phil'
· Drunken man goes into wrong apartment, wrong bed
· Woman Robs Liberty Tax Services Using Curling Iron In Ohio
· Majorgeeks Locals: Vero wife upset at hubby's request to 'use the bed' with another woman
· Just one more: 'S**t programmers say' (NSFW at end)
· Home birth advocate dies delivering daughter
