Archive for March 2012
March 1, 2012
· Fat women most likely to have sex on first date
· Prank offer of free baby lands teen in trouble
· Stores Confront Extreme Couponers Tactics With Policy Changes
· Here's one way to spend drug money: 18,753 comic books
· How a billionaire fills gas tank for $1 a gallon
· Priest denied me Communion at mom's funeral because I'm gay
· Feds Arrest Mansion Dweller In Servant Case
· Planned Parenthood releases condoms with geolocation
· David Cross: 'Arrested Development's Blue Man Group paint was a pain'
March 2, 2012
· Florida Friday: CCSO RAIDS PORT CHARLOTTE COCAINE DEALERS HOME; 5 ARRESTED PLUS BUYER CALLS, ALSO ARRESTED
· Florida Friday: A trail of fuel led cops to suspects in gasoline theft (With fitting mughots)
· Florida Friday: Prankster called in SWAT team hoax
· Florida Friday: Woman charged with burning 'The Senator' says she did it 'to use illegal drugs'
· Florida Friday: 'It's a whorehouse' police chief says (Mugshot lol win)
· Florida Friday: Napalm found in Milton meth lab
· Florida Friday: Teacher 'had sex with student in her car, exchanged 12,000 texts in four months and let him call her My Precious Angel'
· Florida Friday: Bus driver arrested for allegedly showing porn to minors
· Florida Friday: Landlord Tows Trailer With Resident Inside
March 3, 2012
· The Greatest Party Foul Photos in Internet History
· Stolen electronics put to use at Orlando Police Department
· Hair dye horror girl: My head looked like pumped up football
· How to be a career criminal failure
· Zombie gran: 95-year-old Chinese woman terrifies neighbours by climbing out of her coffin six days after she 'died'
· 51 pounds of cocaine found in gas tank of Nissan Sentra
· Forget Bookcases: Now You Can Buy an Entire House from IKEA
· Pervert who put semen in yogurt sample is jailed in New Mexico
· High school valedictorian faces deportation
March 4, 2012
· R.I.P: Legendary Rock Guitarist RONNIE MONTROSE Dead At 64
· Smoking Gun mugshots... Always a good time!
· Diner allegedly eats and runs during Tip-a-Cop fundraiser
· Her agony of de-feet! Runners outrage over ticket on empty train
· Waldorf-Astoria Lets Adorable Couple Celebrating 60th Anniversary Stay There for 1952 Room Rate
· Search for stolen Palo Alto iPads leads to 750 pounds of methamphetamine in San Jose apartment
· Thanks Captain Obvious!
March 5, 2012
· Kansas Man, Gean Brown Jr., Receives Lost Wallet After 35 Years
· R.I.P: Steve Bridges, Bush impersonator dies at 48
· Killer got $30,000 in unemployment while in jail, officials say
· Another TSA screw up. Or as we like to call it; Monday
· Feisty Girl Scouts try to fight off cookie money bandit outside Walmart
· USS Firebolt, Coast Guard Cutter Maui rescue Iranian sailor after ship capsizes
· Mayor lists Montana town and its population of 681 for sale at $1.4million
· Practical joker shaves off half his hair and beard on opposite sides of his head for unique driving licence photo
· Police: Victoria's Secret bra bandits captured
· Joey Belladonna from Anthrax in a Majorgeeks shirt. Thanks man!
· If Online Gamers Were Honest
March 6, 2012
· Taylor Sauer Died While Driving And Facebooking; Now Parents Want To Make It Illegal (VIDEO)
· Man says higher authority instructed him to trespass
· Panama City Beach attempts to set bikini record Tuesday
· Feds: Cruise ship employee had sex with teenage passenger
· 31-year-old man dies after meth lab fire in Ashtabula nursing home
· Math teacher, 29, 'had sex with her female student, 17, in the classroom and at teen's home'
· Police: Pa. man tries high-fiving cop who gave DUI
· What not to do when selling: Terrible listing photos (NSFW)
March 7, 2012
· Thannk you Jesus! (For the laugh)
· Toddler escapes from nursery by scaling 7ft spiked fence
· Woman, 24, who just won $1MILLION lottery and bought a new home all cash is STILL collecting welfare
· William Heirens, the "Lipstick Killer," dies at 83
· Man sporting cowboy boots, no pants popped in PSL
· Report: Leaked e-mails suggest bin Laden not buried at sea (Duh)
March 8, 2012
· Bill bans handcuffs during jailhouse births
· 'Give It To Your Woman, It's Her Job' Laundry Tag Doesn't Wash With Many
· I cant have kids... so I got 97 plastic babies
· 70-Year-Old Woman Looks Like She Just Turned 40 Thanks to Vegan Diet and Rainwater
· Laptop-shooting North Carolina dad saved daughter's data
· Chuck E. Cheese: Where Family Feuds at Birthday Parties Turn into Violent Brawls
· Oxnard teacher accused of being porn star put on leave
· Teen banned from throwing snowballs
· The 50 Most Absurd Translations of Film Titles
March 9, 2012
· Florida Friday: Employee Talks Armed Gunman Out Of Robbery
· Florida Friday: Hollywood unleashes robocalls to fight illegal signs
· Florida Friday: Man denied service, arrested after being drunk in Fort Pierce Wendy's drive through, police say
· Florida Friday Meets Majorgeeks Locals: Sebastian woman flees in car after threatening to kill FHP trooper over $600 ticket
· Florida Friday: Man Attacked Mom For Using His Taco Sauce
· Florida Friday: If you're drunk, lost and pee in the woods would anyone hear it? Sure if you call 911.
· Florida Friday: Man charged with sodomizing dog back in court
· Florida Friday: DUI driver with sex toy in tush rear-ends other driver, Martin deputies say
· Florida Friday: Steven Mulhall accused of stealing judge's nameplate and then posting a photo on Facebook
· Florida Friday Meets Majorgeeks Locals: Man naked from waist down accused of charging young family's car in Vero Beach
· Florida Friday Meets Majorgeeks Locals: $10,200 in cash, dog's ashes reported stolen from unlocked car in Vero Beach
March 10, 2012
· Texas mom left 5-year-old at Chuck E. Cheese after birthday party
· Drug deal made as 11 plainclothes police officers walk by
· Dance Moms Coach Shockingly Makes Girls Perform Topless Showgirls Routine
· Facebook 'friend' offer exposes man's other wife
· CA Preacher Concedes Apocalypse Prediction Wrong
· Penguins, flying first class, delight passengers on Delta flight (VIDEO)
· Investment banker admits chaining bomb to girl, 18
March 11, 2012
· Mug Shot May Provide Basis For Insanity Defense
March 12, 2012
· This 14-Year-Old Girl Just Bought A House In Florida
· Dealer sells car to man with dementia
· FDA approves 3rd silicone-gel breast implant
· Mount Sterling suspends chief after 9-year-old was zapped
March 13, 2012
· Seven 80s Movies That Somehow Didnt Seem Cheesy Then
· Band Director Says He Had Sex With Counselor, Not Student
· Westboro Baptist Church Set to Clash With Atheists at Woodstock for Non-Belief
· Majorgeeks locals: PSL man jailed after apparent inappropriate 'yanking'
March 14, 2012
· The Most Nostalgia-Inducing '90s Toys
· Finally an idea I can get behind; The rise of the Cash Mob
· 11 Hottest On-Screen Bathing Suits
· CCTV at petrol stations will automatically stop uninsured cars being filled with fuel
· Encyclopedia Britannica to stop printing books
· World's tallest man reaches his peak as scientists discover way to stop 8ft 3in giant from growing
· New Jersey To Slow Drivers: Get Out Of The Way Or Prepare To Pay
March 15, 2012
· The Dusty Armadillo Homemade Bikini Contest
· Lubbock Planned Parenthood CEO arrested for indecent exposure
· Ex-Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich talks of 'dark and long journey' to prison
· Angel Raich, Cancer Patient, Kicked Out Of Hospital For Using Medical Marijuana
· Leprechaun in Las Vegas to test crosswalk safety
· Missouri mother attacks son's alleged heroin supplier with a bat
· 2 arrests made in Meridian bomb scare
· Clerk saw mother's name on stolen bank card, police say
· Urology practice offers pizza with vasectomy
March 16, 2012
· Florida Friday: Man stabbed during argument over bicycle
· Florida Friday: Man dove through Burger King drive-through window for robbery
· Florida Friday: Twenty-two-year-old Bradenton woman arrested for battering 74-year-old boyfriend
· Florida Friday: Deputies recover stolen ring worth $45K
· Florida Friday: Melbourne dad charged in fight with son's rival
· Florida Friday: Child with autism arrested, accused of shoplifting greeting card from Boynton Beach mall store
· Florida Friday: Miami Has More Assets To Lose From Climate Change, Rising Seas Than Any Other City, New Study Says
· Florida Friday Meets Majorgeeks Locals: Woman says she captured Jesus image in her TV
· Florida Friday: Man walks into Polk County Papa John's Pizza restaurant, walks out wearing stolen pizza costume
· Florida Friday: Man brings live grenade to Sarasota Police headquarters
March 17, 2012
· The Very Best of the Horny 2012 Meme
· 4 members of family busted in nude romp in parking lot
· 5-word report in DUI case a red flag
· Man busted for trying to steal vibrating condom, lube
· When Should I Not Use WD-40?
· Pro Tip: Don't rent a computer at a rent to own place and try to immediately pawn it. (Mugshot)
· Kimberly McCarthy, 18-year-old Tampa girl, gets three DUIs in less than three weeks, police say
· How to NOT plant a locker room cam
March 18, 2012
· Perla Serrano, Homeless Man, Allegedly Posed As a Woman For Medical Care
· GPS Tracking Disaster: Japanese Tourists Drive Straight into the Pacific
· Offended by religious group's highway blessing, atheists 'scrub' it away
· Hollywood swimsuit model who became 'head of global drugs ring' arrested in Australia after month on run
· Mother robs convenience store with baby in tow
· Deputies: Inmate just released burglarized cars in jail parking lot
March 19, 2012
· 'Black Madam' Padge Victoria Windslowe Bail Drops In Butt Injections Case
· Springfield man arrested for exposing himself to boy waiting for bus
· Cop Caught Having Sex in Squad Car
· Officials puzzled by suitcase with wires
· Denied combat roles, Army women battle men in cage fighting
· How many penalty points, officer? Chinese driver stopped by police after stacking trucks... on top of his truck
· Celebrity Kids Books You'll Never See
· Mother robs convenience store with baby in tow
March 20, 2012
· Furious parents withdraw children from Italian nursery after it's revealed teacher posed for glamour calendar
· Who's that man showing off only in pantyhose? Police seek clues
· Naked homeowner grapples with shirtless armed robber in Surprise
· Drug offender accused of stabbing man in Holiday (Check out his occupation)
· R.I.P: Balloon pilot killed in Ga., passengers are safe
· Sweden moving towards cashless economy
· Cape third-grader gets jury summons
· Drug-resistant 'white plague' lurks among rich and poor
· Top 7 Police Officers Caught Having Sex
· 2013 SL65 AMG Muscles In on SLS AMG Roadster
March 21, 2012
· Joerg Grossmann's Harley Hearses Make Dead People Ride By Sidecar
· Mike Tyson on his one-man Vegas act: Raw, revealing
· Sun, snow globes ignite fire in Oregon home
· Suspect in French Jewish school shooting cuts contact with police; Toulouse area evacuated
· SUV license plate 'SMUGLER' doesn't fool agents in cocaine case
March 22, 2012
· The Hottest Women from Mad Men
· Nigerian Woman's Record Setting Amount Of Stomach Smuggled Heroin (PHOTO)
March 23, 2012
· Florida Friday: Dog saves St. Pete teenager from attacker
· Florida Friday: Doyle Hardwick arrested, jailed after Facebook quarrel with wife and calling 911
· Florida Friday: Same train kills two men in one day in two different cities 435 miles apart
· Florida Friday: Florida judge rules red light cameras unconstitutional
· Florida Friday: Port Richey man arrested, had marijuana plants on front window sill
· Florida Friday: Orlando mom arrested after setting fire in daughter's room
· Florida Friday: Dog (rescue) saves St. Pete teenager from attacker (registered sex offender)
· Florida Friday: Sex-having crack smoker jailed in Stuart car heist, report says
· Florida Friday Meets Majorgeeks Locals: Couple jailed after spat near dancing 'strippers' at SLC mud event, reports state
March 24, 2012
· Wildrose boob bus gets makeover
March 25, 2012
· If Angry Birds were an 80's home computer game
March 26, 2012
· The Most Nostalgia-Inducing '90s Toys
· Im Batman Getting Pulled Over In A Lamborghini
· The 5 Creepiest 'Progressive' Parenting Fads
· Easter Egg Hunt Canceled Due To Aggressive Parents
March 27, 2012
· Five Reasons You Should Be Watching Shameless
· Dog Saves Its Own Life By Dialling 999
· 'Hamburglar' strikes at Maine McDonald's
· Shepard Fairey, Creator Of The Obama "Hope" Poster, Looked Rather Dour When Posing For His Federal Mug Shot
· FBI: Pa. man stole Microsoft co-founder's identity
· Exclusive: The Stunning JFK Airport Baggage Scandal; 200 Thefts Per Day
· Federal agents kill man in phony murder-for-hire plot
· AAA: No $5 Gas This Summer
March 28, 2012
· Woman Walking While Texting Fell Off Pier
· How to NOT walk off a pier for 99 cents (LOL)
· Popcorn: The Snack With Even Higher Antioxidants Levels Than Fruits and Vegetables
· Man tags own home: Neighbors dislike graffiti and message
· CK man arrested for dropping pants, filming students' reactions
· Michigan Boy Forced To Give Up Pet Pig, Wins Child Mullet Of The Year
· 'Modelling was my revenge': Candice Swanepoel shows school bullies what she's made of in racy shoot
· Family Of Cancer Patient Shot Asks Gunman To Come Forward
March 29, 2012
· Dakota Rose, The Real-Life Barbie. You know, complete with anorexia.
· Former Baptist school teacher, 25, 'had sex with male student, 15, in her apartment at least 20 times'
· The most unsettling confessions ever posted on Facebook. (Obviously NSFW)
· Bicycle caravan moves Bellingham man's belongings
· Atheist symbol rejected by Capitol One, But Jesus is Preapproved
· OccuPeep D.C
· A Bunch of Lovely Ladies Pumping Gas
March 30, 2012
· Florida Friday: Man busted operating meth lab in a camper
· Florida Friday: Bunny-based crackdown: West Palm Beach police use bunny costume to enforce seat-belt law
· Florida Friday: 10-year-old charged with felony for stealing bicycle, airsoft rifle
· Florida Friday: Daytona Beach cops find mobile meth lab in trunk of stolen car
· Florida Friday: Postal worker accused of making a special delivery of pot, deputies say
· Florida Friday: Teacher quits after comment about student's cleavage
· Florida Friday: Lady Gaga impersonator wrapped in caution tape gets DUI
· Florida Friday: Lehigh Acres man hospitalized after overdosing on stolen medication
· Florida Friday: Mom, dad, son busted for growing 'shrooms
· Florida Friday: Man finds car keys, uses to take vehicle to strip club
· Florida Friday: Bradenton woman hides drugs in dentures
· Florida Friday: Woman attacked flight attendants who declined to serve her booze
March 31, 2012
· All boobs - Photo prank
· Could obesity be cured by injecting our guts with fecal bacteria from ancient mummies?
· Man says he shined laser at planes for 'stress release'
· Haven Man Likely to Get 2 Years for Killing Bunnies
