Archive for June 2012
June 1, 2012
· Florida Friday: Broward foot doctor accused of molestation
· Florida Friday: Suspects wrote texts, Facebook messages about murder
· Florida Friday: Ashley Holton Accused Of Masturbating On Florida Highway
· Florida Friday: Man arrested after hiding in closet
· Florida Friday: Manatee deputies charge man with flashing girl, 16, at bus stop
June 2, 2012
· Belly Joel! Piano Man reveals a bulging tummy after piling on the pounds
June 3, 2012
· 19 Things the will drive the OCD insane.
· Turn a watermelon into a keg.
· Susan Warren, 'Cleaning Fairy,' Accused Of Breaking Into Home And Cleaning It (welcome at my place)
· R.I.P: 'Family Feud' TV host Richard Dawson has died
June 4, 2012
· Planned stealth destroyer could underpin US Navy's China strategy
· Man charged with DWI at town family day
· Gold-plated vibrator worth £2,600 stolen from luxury sex shop (NSFW)
· How NOT to haul a propane tank
· Calgary woman crowned Canada's hotdog eating champ
· Strip clubs swivel online to entice RNC visitors
· Woman assaults boyfriend because he won't marry her, deputies say
· Mexican Cartel Declares War on Cheetos
· Mother Drives With 5-Week-Old on Top of Car
June 5, 2012
· Cerabino: T's strip joint gives 'Octomom' pole position
· Teenager, 16, enjoys her first prom after a series of operations to correct her face shape and give her a smile
· West Palm Beach man accused of beating another man over who's 'better Mexican'
· The Hottest Athlete Daughters of All Time
June 6, 2012
· Game of Thrones Life Size Replica Iron Throne. LOL @ 30,000 + 1,800 Shipping.
· Egyptian Teenager Creates Next-Generation Quantum Space Propulsion System
· Pro tip: Milk crates don't make a strong wall
· Untreatable gonorrhoea spreading around world: WHO
· Octomom CANCELS Stripper Gig (Good, now go away)
· Elderly woman faces eviction for American flags
· Fitness trainer gains and loses 70 pounds in 1 year -- on purpose
· Perky grandma recalls being 1st woman to get silicone breast implants
· Two Missouri girls playing 'Ghost Train' game die when train hits Jeep
· Top al Qaeda strategist killed in Pakistan
June 7, 2012
· R.I.P: Ray Bradbury 1920-2012: 'Fahrenheit 451' author brought beauty, darkness to the world
· How A Teenager With A Fake Escort Service Duped Darren Rovell And CNBC [UPDATE]
· The 25 Funniest Internet Reactions to E3 2012
· Subaru Legacy that spent 3 months at bottom of Finnish lake starts on first try
June 8, 2012
· Florida Friday: Florida Woman Exposes Her Privates to Motorists, Takes "Mug Shot of the Year" - Tracy Mabb
· Florida Friday: Teens accused of stealing guns, puppies
· Florida Friday: Orlando man with Zimmerman's old phone number slammed by threatening calls
· Florida Friday: Roach falling from ceiling triggers inspection of McDonald's
· Florida Friday: Covert agent swam with naked woman, drank 100 beers in Fort Pierce?
· Florida Friday: Underground grow-op with $400-K worth of pot
· Florida Friday: Fla. jury awards $75M to family of dead smoker
· Florida Friday: Strip clubs swivel online to entice RNC visitors
June 9, 2012
· Detroit could run out of cash next week
· Car thief who was high on drugs and masturbating when he plowed into Portland crime scene
· Shelling Out for a Divorce after 115 years.
· Tale of 3 Inmates Who Vanished From Alcatraz Maintains Intrigue 50 Years Later
· Boob implants I longed for exploded
· Texas highway would be the first to allow 85 mph speed limit
· Teacher resigns over gay sex YouTube video
June 10, 2012
· XXX-cited ladies may go blind
· Thrift store worker accused of asking girls to expose breasts
June 11, 2012
· Calif. Official Taped Whipping Stepson Quits
· N.J. man robs bank, runs out of gas, gets arrested, police say
· Ernestine Shepherd: The 75-year-old bodybuilding grandma
· Military dad surprises kids with early return
· Ground Zero-Triggered Cancer Will Finally Be Covered Under The Zadroga Act
· The woman who used TurboTax to falsely claim a $2.1MILLION tax refund and went on a spending spree until she was caught
· Girl allegedly forced to live in chicken coop
June 12, 2012
· Sheriff: Man writing book on kindness shot in Mont
· Cosplay Photo Highlights from the Long Beach Comic Expo 2012
· Where NOT to give motorcycle lessons: 5th floor of a parking garage
· Woman Posed As Boy, Tricked Girl Into Sex
· Texas man charged with assault in argument over sparing cockroach's life
· NC man says girlfriend set herself on fire before shooting herself
· R.I.P meets Majorgeeks Locals: Master karate instructor from Liverpool dies in Florida
June 13, 2012
· The 20 Greatest Babies in Internet History
· Gina Chon resigns from Wall Street Journal after admitting affair with U.S. official
· Beaverton police take snapping turtle into 'custody' after animal is found in yard
June 14, 2012
· Incredible video shows gang robbing truck from bonnet of car as they hurtle along the motorway
· Russian ex-spy Anna Chapman disarms the fashion runway
· Severe turbulence injures five
· No graduation for baby oil prank
· Now anyone on the corner will inject you with what they buy at the Kwik-E-Mart or at the gas station
June 15, 2012
· Florida Friday: Sex, olive oil flap sends PSL woman to slammer
· Florida Friday: Teacher tells students to cut and burn themselves to rid demons near St. Pete Pier
· Florida Friday: Southbound I-95 reopens after meat, onions cleared off roadway
· Florida Friday: Lake County deputy accused of stealing $1,400 in Walmart merchandise
· Florida Friday: Man swam naked with girlfriend's child (OMG LOOK AT THAT NECK!)
· Florida Friday: Father and son charged with burglary
· Florida Friday: Palm Coast woman crashes into deputy's patrol car, charged with DUI
· Florida Friday: Bear in tree forces Winter Park museum to close
· Florida Friday: PSL dude accused in nude lewd interlude
· Florida Friday: Man driving replica of A-Team van rams patrol car
June 16, 2012
· 7 TSA Workers Being Canned In Wake of Testing Scandal At PHL Airport
· Man Of Steel Suit Points To Deeper Problems
· I'm getting MMM boobs to give my kids a better life
· Norman woman sentenced for having sex with teen boy (Yeah you would)
· Man arrested for the FOURTH time for having sex with a teddy bear in public
June 17, 2012
· The Hottest Women on True Blood
· A sweat treat for dads that cant be beat
· Dear Daddy... Here's what I should have said. What would you say to your dad if you could?
· How to grill the perfect steak
· My moobs and me: growing up with gynecomastia
· Naked hood surfer arrested for being under the influence
June 18, 2012
· Cedar Mill woman trapped under dresser for four days
· 10 Rich Dads Who Dont Think Their Kids Deserve Their Money
· Hot Dog High graduates relish opportunity to drive iconic Wienermobile
· Healthiest meal ever: After editing thousands of claims, scientists serve up a superdish
· R.I.P: Maureen Dunlop de Popp
· All about the 'bath salts' that aren't really for your bath
· Rodney King Dead at 47
June 19, 2012
· Women Steal Pretty Bills From Walmart Cash Register
· 'Crippled' query is comic promotion
· Good Samaritan foots towing bills of woman burned in domestic attack in Boynton Beach
· Crash car. Check. Leave 3 kids in the wreck. Check. Eat some ice cream. Check. Get naked. Check. Resist arrest. Check. How was YOUR Monday?
· Drunk Man Couldn't Take Kitten Into Strip Club Repeatedly Called 911
· Man filmed Hooters contestants undressing in Fontainebleau
· Alcohol abuse up after weight-loss surgery
June 20, 2012
· The Best of the Backlash to Adam Carolla
· Fortune Magazine's Best Places To Retire
· Massachusetts City Considers Ban On Large Sodas At Restaurants
· Man charged with computer porn said he was participating in sexual roleplay
· Rio roulette wheel reportedly hits seven straight 19s, and, yes, this is really rare
· Police: Man claims leprechauns beat him up for dancing
· £1.5m Mercedes left
· Carol Jean Price accused of groping TSA agent, Florida woman says just demonstrating the treatment she received
· Prescription Painkillers Now the Leading Cause of Accidental Deaths
· Calf Roper Hog-Ties Suspected Tulsa Car Thief
June 21, 2012
· 'Dating Game' serial killer accused of 2 NYC deaths
· New Louisiana law: Sex offenders must list status on Facebook, other social media
· 1995 Pontiac Grand Am For Sale (Since it's in Way Off Base you know where this is headed)
· Study: Kids Of Lesbian Moms "Doing Very Well"
· Psychic 'told women to strip naked to increase their spiritual powers'
· Three teens, deputy injured in Elkhart golf cart crash (Drunk driving simulation)
June 22, 2012
· Florida Friday: Nude sunbathing sex offender charged with exposing himself
· Florida Friday: Naked man arrested after jump into downtown fountain
· Florida Friday: Homeless man with eye tattoo attacked disabled man, cops say
· Florida Friday: 'Zombie' attacks continue? Man under the influence gets naked, bites off chunk of man's arm
· Florida Friday: Could you check my home for sinkholes? Guess how this ends?
· Florida Friday: 400 Pound Woman Arrested For Wearing Birthday Suit On Bus Bench
· Florida Friday: Dunkin' Donuts worker deposits pot at bank
· Florida Friday: Miami Heat ticket sale ends with SWAT standoff
· Florida Friday: Man who had sex with dog won't be charged because of unusual reason
· Playtime: Dirt Showdown
· Florida Friday: Former principal Anthony Giancola accused of deadly crime spree in Lealman
June 23, 2012
· The Best of the Skeptical 3rd World Kid Meme
· Woman tells detectives she has pills hidden in her genital area. Niceville again!
· Walmart contractors get in fight over cutting board. Yes, there is video.
· Sandusky Guilty of Sexual Abuse of 10 Young Boys
· Porn Star Face Recognition Tool Shows Which Naughty America Actor You Look Like
· Parents consider lawsuit after daughter loses valedictorian spot
June 25, 2012
· Supreme Court reins in Arizona immigration law, but leaves key provision in place
· Police: Shoplifting suspect defecates in front of Chandler store customers
· Jesus Christ ice pops made from frozen, inadvertently blessed wine.
· Man throws wife from car on I-90, then it gets weird.
· Lonesome George Dead: Last-Of-His-Kind Galapagos Tortoise Dies At 100
· 7 Needlessly Extravagant Purchases by Rich Tech Executives
June 26, 2012
· Jealous husband ate wife's lip 'on impulse'
· Report: Man on synthetic drugs eats dog
· Confrontation With TSA Agent Leaves Grandpa's Ashes On Floor
June 27, 2012
· Man Says He Saw South Beach McDonald's Employees Corner, Kill Rat, Kick It Across Floor
· Just what you have been waiting for...
· Tampa woman charged with three DUIs avoids prison
· How can I help my anxious dog handle Fourth of July festivities?
· The Anti-Cheating Ring
· "We were teenage Nazis... then we discovered marijuana"
· Good night: 2 hot girls come to your hotel with you. Bad night: Well, this is Way Off Base so you can guess.
· 1976 McDonald's Ad Targeting African-Americans
· Government health care panel wants obese people to undergo counseling (Duh)
June 28, 2012
· The Very Best of the Disappointing Childhood Friend Meme
· Judge reduces bond for suspect in stripper murder... OMG
· Man uses slingshot to fire marbles at speed camera
· Lawsuits Claim Kim Kardashian Made a Sex Tape With a Unicorn, Is an Al Qaeda Operative. Makes sense.
· Truck drivers carrying hot-dog condiments busted near GWB with huge knife arsenal
· The London Whale May Have Actually Cost JP Morgan $9 Billion
· Police: Arrest follows dispute over pancakes
· 3D Picture of the Day: Latin Model (Get your 3D glasses on!)
· Beer acronym a hit on Twitter
June 29, 2012
· Florida Friday: Orlando TSA agent spilled grandfather's ashes and laughed, traveler says
· Florida Friday: Officer texting with buddy as SWAT prepared for his arrest
· Florida Friday: Pasco woman accused of leaving three children in car as she shopped
· Florida Friday: Man sees woman key all four sides of his SUV
· Florida Friday: Child porn found on North Fort Myers couple's phone at Walmart (Mugs)
· Florida Friday: PSL man threatens to beat neighbor, but he's gotta poop first, report says
June 30, 2012
· U.S. "Genius" visa attracts entrepreneurs and Playmates
· Police: Man tampered with saline laxatives
· Website offers to delete its information about your arrest if you pay about $200
· Rebels with a cause: Botswana's heavy metal heads
· The 10 Best Hot Dogs In New York
· Tulsa's Most Expressive Arrestee Adds To His Collection Of Marvelous Mug Shots
· Deputies: Man denies friend a cigarette, then kills him
· My Little Pony Smackdown: Girls vs. Bronies. REALLY?
· Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away 3D official Trailer Released




