Sometimes we have to dig for a good Florida Friday, and sometimes they just fall in our lap. This is one such story.

An ex-investment banker in the Southern portion of Florida was fired from his job for lewd behavior, coming to work intoxicated and selling cocaine out of the bathroom at work.

It sounds like a great place to work, although his boss disagreed.

So did the fired employee who emptied a septic tank truck into his bosses pool. When the boss came home, his now-former employee was standing there with a grin, proud of his accomplishment.



The boss locked himself in his home and called the police, at which point the former employee jumped in the pool and dared the police to come and get him.

The police were not about to jump into that pool, considering the temperature was around ninety degrees. Instead, they waited for the fumes to overwhelm the former employee who passed out and was removed from the pool.

Good try, bro. Good try.