A man in Collier county called 911 and reported a domestic dispute between neighbors and that they were fightin' and yellin' - turns out he was just drunk and still wee bit thirsty.


According to the report obtained by NBC2, the caller Jack Means was drunk. He was angry when his girlfriend wouldn't buy him alcohol, so he decided to call 911.

When deputies arrived on scene they found no domestic - they did, however, find drunken Jack. He called 911 out of desperation because he had no means of obtaining vodka. The outcome means Jack will dry up in the pokey.

Jack means no harm but he was arrested just the same and charged with misusing 911.