Florida Friday: Man Parks in Shallow Bay, Strips Naked, Sleeps It off in Strangers Home
Posted by: Jon Ben-Mayor on 06/17/2016 06:03 AM [ Comments ]
After a night of heavy drinking to celebrate the Pittsburg Penguins winning the Stanley Cup a local decided to perform his own hat trick. And this all happened on a Monday!
His series of 3 "goals' started with driving his vehicle into a shallow bay followed by stripping off all his clothes and finally skating into a strangers home to sleep it off.
A neighbor watching the house for the out-of-town homeowner was greeted by the man who said, "Hi, I’m Joe and I have no idea where I’m at right now.’ “He kept saying how he didn’t know where he was at, didn’t know how he got inside the house and didn’t know where his car was at.”
Police declined to press charges due to not being able to prove he was driving, there was no forced entry into the home and the only thing missing were the man's clothes.
Source: NWF Daily News
A neighbor watching the house for the out-of-town homeowner was greeted by the man who said, "Hi, I’m Joe and I have no idea where I’m at right now.’ “He kept saying how he didn’t know where he was at, didn’t know how he got inside the house and didn’t know where his car was at.”
Police declined to press charges due to not being able to prove he was driving, there was no forced entry into the home and the only thing missing were the man's clothes.
Source: NWF Daily News
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