Meet 47-year old Michelle Meyers from nearby Martin County, Florida. While she refused a sobriety test, we think this one was a guaranteed DUI. You decide.


When asked to provide the usual driver’s license, etc. Meyers started looking and then said she forgot what she was looking for.

Apparently she thought God Almighty himself pulled her over.

“God Almighty, I don’t know,” said Meyers, when asked where she worked.
“God Almighty, I only had two beers.” said Meyers when asked how much she had to drink.

By the way, why is it always 2? Anyhow...

The deputy explained how to perform one of a series of field sobriety tests. Meyers again called the deputy, “God Almighty.”

Then this beauty said “I just pooped my pants.”

Source: Off The Beat