Random Photo: Equifax's Next Move

Would be funnier if it wasn't almost possible. The whole Equifax breach is a travesty that angers me to my core. They refer to us as "customers." I did not choose them, did you? We have no choice but to trust that they will safeguard our most sensitive data - and here we are compromised. But by all means, sign up for their credit/identity theft protection! Fool me once.