A goofy script that uses Windows Speech Synthesizer to tell bad jokes. Only stops with a kill switch.

PaintOkay is a streamlined and efficient alternative to the traditional MS Paint XP. It prioritizes pixel-editing functionality, allowing you to focus on precise image manipulation without the distraction of nonessential features.

Cherrytree Portable is a useful note-taking tool that allows users to organize information in a hierarchical manner. Installer, Linux, and Mac downloads are also available.

Todoist for Chrome, Firefox, Edge, Safari, and Android is an efficient means for organizing your work and personal life.

FotoSketcher is a free program that can help you convert your digital photos into art, automatically.

Webroot System Analyzer is a system information tool that looks inside a system and gives you a quick assessment plus a detailed report on all aspects of hardware, OS, and installed applications.

Hasleo Disk Clone allows you to migrate Windows to another disk, clone a disk to another disk, or clone one partition to another location.

FreePDF is versatile software that empowers users to create, edit, view, print, encrypt, and annotate PDF files easily.

Macrium Reflect Home Edition allows you to easily make an accurate and reliable image of your HDD or individual partitions.

AeroAdmin is a simple to use, no installation remote desktop app to connect or be connected to for support, meetings, and more.

NirLauncher is a suite of all NirSoft's portable tools. Currently, the package contains over 200 tools.

Emsisoft Anti-Malware is a comprehensive PC protection solution against trojans, viruses, spyware, adware, worms, bots, keyloggers, rootkits, and dialers.

Malwarebytes AdwCleaner is a free anti-malware app that deletes adware, PUP's, toolbars, and browser hijackers. Video tutorial available. For complete internet protection, download Malwarebytes here.

DVDVideoSoftFree Audio Converter converts various audio file formats, including MP3, WAV, M4A, AAC, WMA, and Ogg.

AutoPowerOptionsOK is a free power management app that enables you to increase energy efficiency by providing quick access to customize monitor shutdown, the sleep timer, as well as toggling between energy plans at pre-determined times.

ClassicDesktopClock is a portable freeware app that provides a desktop clock overlay with the old-style Windows 98 SE clock in mind and more.

Avast Online Security for Chrome, Firefox, Edge, and Opera helps protect you and your data while you surf the web.

Alternate Quick Audio is a slick freeware program that will allow you an easy way to record WAVs or MP3s and more.

Mass Image Compressor efficiently compresses and resizes multiple images simultaneously.

YUMI helps create a multiboot USB flash drive containing multiple operating systems, antivirus utilities, diagnostic tools, disc cloning, and more.

Logyx Pack is a portable collection of 154 different logic games to test your brain, with adjustable options to make them suitable for almost any player of any age.

Bluetooth Version Finder is a portable alternative to manually finding the Bluetooth version through the Windows Device Manager.

Mem Reduct is a small application that allows you to monitor and clean your computer memory.

SoftPerfect Network Scanner is a multi-threaded IP, NetBIOS and SNMP scanner with a modern interface and several advanced features.

HWiNFO Portable provides you with comprehensive system information details, including hardware analysis, monitoring, and Windows and DOS reporting. Also available as an installer. Video walkthrough available.

HWiNFO provides you with comprehensive system information details, including hardware analysis, monitoring, and Windows and DOS reporting. Also available as a portable app. Video tutorial available.

simplewall (WFP Tool) allows simple Windows Filtering Platform (WFP) configuration for your PC's network activity.

System Mechanic Pro keeps your PC running faster, cleaner, and error-free. System Mechanic Free also available.

Ashampoo Music Studio is an all-in-one solution for your music and audio files allowing easy recording, editing, converting, and burning of all your audio files.

KStars is a desktop planetarium that provides an accurate graphical simulation of the night sky from Earth's location.

Code::Blocks is a free C, C++, and Fortran IDE built to meet the most demanding needs of its users. It is designed to be very extensible and fully configurable.

DualSafe Password Manager is a free, simple, secure, strong, and smart password manager.

Drop Icons provides a simple option for converting images to icons (.ico) for Windows.

Ron's Editor is a powerful CSV file editor capable of opening any separated text format, including the standard comma and tab separated files (CSV and TSV).

Windscribe for Windows, Chrome, Firefox, Edge, Opera, Linux, and Android provides you with multiple locations for anonymous browsing.

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This one's for the creators, tinkerers, and the curious. AUTOMATIC1111's Stable Diffusion WebUI is a local, Open Source interface for running Stable Diffusion models.

Alternate Password DB is a freeware utility that will safely store your passwords and PINs using only one password to grant access to the encrypted data (BLOWFISH 256 bit).

Tron is an Open Source script for advanced users that includes a collection of Windows batch files specifically to run tools for scanning, disinfection, and cleanup of your machine.

Tab Suspender will automatically suspend inactive tabs, potentially saving up to 80% of memory as well as reducing the load on your device.

Streamlabs Desktop is an all-in-one broadcasting utility designed for content creators who want to elevate their streaming experience.

LinkedIn for Android provides you with a way to build up your professional network as well as keeping up to date with industry news related to you.

iTunes for Windows lets you connect and manage your Apple devices to your Windows computer.

HopToDesk is a multiplatform app that enables remote desktop sharing of screens and remote access to your machine.

OpenLoco is an Open Source re-implementation of Chris Sawyer's Locomotion, a construction and management simulation video game that simulates running a transport company.

Master PDF Editor is a versatile cross-platform tool designed for the efficient management of PDF documents.

OpenRA is a real-time strategy project that recreates the classic Command & Conquer titles.

PCMark 10 is the latest version in Futuremark's series of industry-standard PC benchmarks. Video tutorial available.

WExplorer gives you a portable alternative to your default Windows Explorer.

IPVanish is a high-speed cross-platform VPN that includes a zero-logging policy to ensure the utmost privacy and security while browsing.

Fiddler Web Debugger is a serviceable web debugging proxy for logging all HTTP(S) traffic linking your computer to the internet, allowing for traffic inspection, breakpoint setting, and more.

Adobe Media Encoder easily encodes audio and video in a variety of formats.

CloudMounter permits mounting different cloud storage and web servers to your PC as local disks and can be quite valuable for a low-capacity SSD laptop.

Duplicate Cleaner Free will find and delete duplicate files, mp3s, photos, old documents, and much more.

Tiny Core Linux (The Core Project) is not a turnkey desktop distribution but instead just the core Linux from which it is quite easy to add what you want.

Nitrux is a Linux desktop distribution directly based on Debian geared towards beginners. It uses the Calamares installer and includes NX Desktop and NX Firewall on top of the KDE Plasma 5 desktop environment and MauiKit Applications.

Bandicam is the app used by MajorGeeks to record videos for our YouTube Channel.

anonymoX for Chrome and Firefox is an easy-to-use VPN add-on/extension allowing for fast changes to protect your privacy while surfing the web.

MailEnable Standard provides robust SMTP, POP3 and web mail services for Microsoft Windows servers.

Hardcopy is a full-service screen capture app that includes many useful additional editing tools and options.

GnuCash is an Open Source finance app geared toward personal and small business financial accounting designed to be easy to use yet powerful and flexible. Portable version is also available.

Revo Uninstaller helps you to remove any unwanted applications installed on your computer.

Advanced Renamer is a free program for renaming multiple files and folders at once.

Alternate Task Manager is a free app that displays all the processes running on your machine at any given time.

Free Music & Video Downloader (Lacey) lets you download your favorite music and videos for free. Just enter an artist name or song title and press Search.

I2P, the Invisible Internet Project, is meant to provide a free anonymity layer, so users can communicate anonymously using a range of applications.

OpenAudible is an Open Source cross-platform Audible audiobook manager.

Alternate Shutdown is a freeware app that can shut down your computer after a period of time or at a specific date/time setting.

MPV-EASY Player is an Open Source movie player based on MPV.

BES – Battle Encoder Shirasé is a portable tool that will throttle CPU usage for a target process to help improve your machine's performance.

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