Archive for July 2013

July 1, 2013

· Bar brawling, badge flashing, gun losing, cops gone wild
· Woman accidently donates herself to charity
· Firework safety 101.5: Do not make homemade fireworks in a trailer
· Breaking Sad: Woman has meth load of drugs surgically removed

July 2, 2013

· Random Photo: Flordia, the evil doppelganger of Florida
· Possible terrorist thwarted by noon feeding
· Woman steals car with kids in backseat, what a meth

July 3, 2013

· I do not always steal cars but when I do, they have to be police cruisers (Video)
· West Virgina couch ordinance in effect, stereotypes shall die
· Soccer just got interesting, robots were needed (Video)
· Gym teacher gives 40 year lesson in consistency
· Skype users troll witness during Zimmerman trial

July 4, 2013

· Drunken man arrested on stolen forklift (Mugshot)
· Man hogties intruder, still makes it to work on time
· Firework safety 102: Do not buy fireworks out of the back of a house
· NSA Memes of the Week
· Neigh means neigh - Man arrested for having sex with horse - again (Mugshot)

July 5, 2013

· Florida Friday: Man brings briefcase full of pot and cash to jail
· Florida Friday: Chuck-E-Cheese, where a kid can be an accomplice
· The Ultimate Fireworks Fail Compilation (Video)
· This Is What Disney’s Haunted Mansion Looks Like Behind The Scenes @ BuzzFeed
· The Worst of Last Night's Firework Disasters (Videos)

July 6, 2013

· Arkansas mother launches diaper bombs at drunken firework lighting neighbors
· Florida man not to be outdone by Arkansas mother; attempts to light kids on fire (LOL Mugshot)
· Actual NSA wiretapping revealed! (Video)

July 7, 2013

· 3 arrested for 'fowl' ride in Florida
· Florida (moron) pastor urges men to destroy computers in quest to live ‘porn free’
· Illinois Man Building Homemade Pirate Ship For His Upcoming Wedding (VIDEO)
· The postman always drinks twice; the legal limit
· Co-workers rat on flight attendant, claim she has rats in her underwear
· Baby reacts to iOS6 versus iOS7 (VIDEO)
· WD-40: At least 1,000 uses (VIDEO)

July 8, 2013

· Ex-cop smashes neighbor's windows with a garden gnome
· Whale plays hacky-sack with Kiwi surfer (VIDEO)
· Golden Corral is going to have a really, really bad week (VIDEO)
· Woman attacks man with cleaver after leaving 'tiny chocolate presents' all over house
· Man caught hiding in septic tank of ladies room

July 9, 2013

· Random Photo: Waffles FTW?
· Man catches repeat sex offender using "old wrestling moves from high school" (VIDEO)
· Three accused of trying to rob gun store (VIDEO)
· A joint behind the ear gets man a few years back in the joint (Mugshot)
· Motorcyclist rescues coffee cup from rear bumper of SUV (VIDEO)
· The Cleveland Kidnapping Victims Made A Video To Touchingly Thank The World (VIDEO)
· Teen kicks log; turns out to be alligator, alligator log bites teen's head (VIDEO)

July 10, 2013

· Fearless Farmer Defends Crops By Digging A Fire Line With Tractor (VIDEO)
· We’re #2 - Mexico takes title of "most obese" from America
· Nun gets jail time for gambling habit
· Happy Gilmore IRL (VIDEO)
· Man attempts to eat patrol car after DUI arrest (Mugshot)
· A Giant Banana Exercising on a Street Corner (VIDEO)
· Random Photo: Geek Tattoo

July 11, 2013

· Man arrested for his love of pool toys
· Waffles and wine cause wreck at 7-11
· Navy drone X-47B lands on carrier deck in historic first (VIDEO)
· 'Munchy' the vandal slowly destroys SUV in Florida
· Man vomits on dog then shoots owner (Mugshot)

July 12, 2013

· Florida Friday: Man robs store after filling out job application
· Florida Friday: Man with pierced arm scams restaurant for $1250 using a key
· Florida Friday: Man crashes twice while fleeing - leaves 7-year old in median (MUGSHOT)
· Florida Friday PSA: Know your grandchildren’s names
· 'Lefty' arrested for indecent exposure
· Random Photo: Chris Farley seen alive at Zimmerman trial in Florida

July 13, 2013

· The most horribly awesome newscast (VIDEO)
· Man bitten by snake that popped out of toilet
· Do not post comments to your own "Fugitive of the Day" Facebook picture
· Babysitter now being babysat by Orange County for leaving kids in hot car

July 14, 2013

· 'Glee' actor Cory Monteith found dead in Vancouver hotel room
· Duckface: Sing-along with us!
· Asiana Airlines claims reputation badly damaged by KTVU-TV, but not the actual crash
· Finally, a baseball game to enjoy (VIDEO)
· Snails on your face in the name of beauty; do not use with 'Duckface'
· Random Photo: Free kid!

July 15, 2013

· Burglar crashes through roof into Thai restaurant (Mugshot)
· USA Today falls for name prank
· Texas weather report; cloudy with a chance of explosions (VIDEO)
· Woman partially collapses her apartment with bug bombs
· Fans pick up stranded bicyclist, turns out to be Dave Matthews!
· The Biggest Douchebags in Hollywood @ Ranker

July 16, 2013

· Police thoroughly investigate claim of waitresses wearing only 'opaque coverage' (VIDEO)
· Woman demands free Big Macs, only gets costly DUI with a small cell on the side (Mugshot)
· Man loses Star Wars collection to the state of California
· Random Photo: Batman XXL
· Shark Week puts out best commercial yet (VIDEO)
· Man escapes handcuffs, steals Riverdale police car (VIDEO)

July 17, 2013

· Drunken man crashes party with car, drunken partygoers beat man
· Naked burglar walks into a backyard with blow up doll under one arm, drugs under the other
· Random Photo: I'm so fly!
· Oakway Flash Mob with senior citizens (VIDEO)

July 18, 2013

· Drunken cop points gun at store clerk (VIDEO)
· Woman hurls baby at deputy after shoplifting spree (Mugshot)
· Colorado town to vote on 'drone hunting' license
· Random Photo: I could write worse articles

July 19, 2013

· Florida Friday: Deputy displays Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea at work
· Florida Friday: Thanks for the food buddy, now I must stab you (Mugshot)
· Florida Friday: At 99, a St. Petersburg man finds meaning in the working life (VIDEO)
· Florida Friday: Women drivers, LOL (MUGSHOT)

July 20, 2013

· Mom chains 10 year old son up "to keep him out of gangs"
· Felon enjoys the taste of arresting officer (MUGSHOT)
· Jacksonville Jihadi: Florida sadly now has it all (MUGSHOT)
· Wife uses gun to tell husband his strip club days are over (MUGSHOT)
· Hawking introduces the "Big Bang Theory" panel at Comic Con (VIDEO)
· Coco's Booty Workout On Surf Board Machine (VIDEO)

July 21, 2013

· Digg founder tosses raccoon to save his beloved Toaster (VIDEO)
· Random Photo: Stuff my guinea pig does
· Speed enforcement by drones in California?

July 22, 2013

· Winter Park woman getting Zimmerman death threats
· Random Photo: New Trojan advertisement - Prevent National Disaters
· Van Halen plays first US show of 2013 last night (VIDEO)
· Random Photo: Handicapped sense of humor
· R.I.P: Dennis Farina, 'Law and Order' star, Dead at 69
· Boy inhales blowgun dart

July 23, 2013

· Bathroom break leads to deadly property dispute (MUGSHOT)
· 'Five Dollar Foot Long' wrong
· Humpback whales almost swallow divers (VIDEO)
· 1,000 pound alligator lives up to his name
· Random Photo: Epic Fetch!
· This woman really wants to go out on the lake (VIDEO)
· Today is National Hot Dog Day; Here's my recipe
· Man steals alligator by concealing it under shirt (VIDEO)
· Random Photo: Good news, your son is straight

July 24, 2013

· Random Photo: My eyes are up here
· Aussie driver arrested for vice grip steering wheel
· Playtime: Super Rally Challenge
· Drunken Canadian swims across Detroit River (VIDEO)
· Father of the year: Man sits on baby's head because baby won't go to sleep (MUGSHOT)
· Cell store employee kidnaps customer for a date; the answer was no
· 5 year old rescued after being trapped on outside of building 24 stories up (VIDEO)
· Woman goes crazy in Apple store, heads viral (VIDEO)

July 25, 2013

· Man Arrested on Way to Tie Nancy Grace to a Tree Naked, Slit Her Throat (VIDEO)
· Better Than the NBA Dunk Contest? Watch the Venice Basketball League (VIDEO)
· Police save reporters from attacker on camera
· Bridge jumper accidentally lands on man in boat (VIDEO)
· Random Photo: Softball pants?
· Random Photo: You no come stay 4 hour
· 2014 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Z51 tested by Motor Trend (VIDEO)

July 26, 2013

· Florida Friday: NY bound woman steals wrecker after her car breaks down (MUGSHOT)
· Florida Friday: Man wearing invisible shorts arrested, yes it was at Wal-Mart
· 12 foot alligator eats 80 pound dog; almost Florida
· Random Photo: Angry Birds!

July 27, 2013

· Angry woman shoots at family with 5 kids for turning around in her driveway (MUGSHOT)
· FedEx driver caught tossing boxes into truck (VIDEO)
· Extremely rare six legged octopus killed and grilled in Greece
· Random Photo: What a beautiful hat!
· Woman arrested for torching dog to death, bragging about it on Facebook
· Random Photo: What not to wear through a TSA checkpoint
· Jabba The Hut's distant relative arrested in drug bust (MUGSHOT)
· Homemade fully-functional Boeing 737 flight simulator (VIDEO)
· Random Photo: New features in the upcoming Facebook revealed

July 28, 2013

· Random Photo: Always a bridesmaid...
· Random Photo: Life isn't fair
· Badminton matches now include brawling players (VIDEO)
· 99 cent bag of Hot Fries lands man in hot water (MUGSHOT)
· Police sting gets stung (VIDEO)
· 45 dog tricks you MUST see (VIDEO)
· Random Photo: Mini Cooper - Anthony Weiner Edition?

July 29, 2013

· Korean news station pokes back at KTVU over crew names (VIDEO)
· Man robs gun store with a baseball bat (MUGSHOT)
· Random Photo: Your "Inner Geek"
· Accidental bowel movement gets man federal prison sentence
· Image of worker painting over graffiti used as more graffiti
· Random Photo: Bringing "back" sexy
· KING DIAMOND Performs At Slovenia's METALDAYS Festival (VIDEO)

July 30, 2013

· Random Photo: Another Anthony Weiner spoof
· Random Photo: Cell division simplified
· Random Photo: Weird product placement
· Random Photo: TSA definitely does not allow this
· Man relieved himself on X-ray machine and jail staff (MUGSHOT)
· Man showing off his fruit at local grocery store leads to arrest (MUGSHOT)
· Brides jail sentence sealed by talk of a kiss (MUGSHOT)
· Terrifying footage from train derailment in Spain (UPDATE)
· R.I.P: Eileen Brennan, 'Private Benjamin' star, Dead at 80

July 31, 2013

· Random Photo: Oh, to be a baby in a Hooters
· Adopted dog gets a little testy with paralyzed owner
· Man burns closet to rid it of demons (MUGSHOT)
· Armed super hero social media photo op ends at gunpoint
· Tribal face tattoo draws police attention right to the crack pipe (MUGSHOTS)