I love searching and finding funny or weird stories that come out of Florida, but today it seemed like there were none. It was like every naked, drunken, fast car driving, sinkhole having, bus crashing miscreant had sobered up and parked their monkey filled buses next to the strip club frequented by the badge flashing county prosecutor and just gave up on providing me with my muse. Seriously Florida, what gives?

In light of the lightness of Florida-tastic news stories, I will re-post some of my favorites for my own guilty pleasure, just as much as yours, enjoy!

Naked man went to wrong house to propose to girlfriend

Man breaks into home, now it is his

Alligator helps sheriff's office take a bite out of crime

Car jacking rule number 1 know how to drive stickshift

Man commits crime, so logically he must go naked

Mac & cheese leads to stabbing

Mac & cheese has nothing on hidden vodka and croaking frogs

Woman happily removed off of flight

All is right in the world now!